NachoIskerka

41181 pts ยท December 7, 2013


I keep track of the days since Anna Kendrick's "When I'm Gone" was released as a single and wonder why people will miss her Taco because of a misheard song lyric in the second chorus. That's all you need to know about me.

To boot, the biggest reason why is that Robin never actually has a scene why, after all this time, she finally reciprocates Ted, and it makes Ted look like an even bigger schmuck than he did in the ENTIRE series- "Oh, now that my wife who I loved and was devoted to with all my heart and the universe had to intervene in a million ways to make happen has died tragically and your wedding went down in flames I have come pining back despite the fact that you will probably reject me AGAIN"

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

No no no. Ugh..... Look, here's the thing: If the story is supposed to be about Aunt Robin, then including an entire romance subplot about their Uncle Barney falling madly in-love with her and making overt romantic gestures and his withering self confidence at the last second before the altar makes NO sense, he would gloss over that entire story because it makes Ted look worse. Nothing about the last season makes sense if the intended story is Robin, ESPECIALLY not the ukulele on the porch scene

3 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Some of this stuff isn't necessarily autism- we make songs that are basically candy for your brain, made to be repeated because we've codified rules and tropes to make them irresistible. Most people have a favorite coffee mug. Lots of people get overwhelmed by lots of noise and crowds because of anxieties and its a trauma response, not an autism response. And lots of people overplay phone conversations before they have them because we're socially awkward and who calls people anymore.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I feel like some kinda outlier here- i liked writing out words fully because whenever someone shortened words like that it reminded me of L33t and it made me just wanna take a shower.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ohhh i thought it was use specific- buy one, get one flick.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes. Remotely turning up thermostats without people's consent. But its okay by Ted Cruz because a business did it and not a government asking permission so its okay. Or to hear him describe it: "*slurping noises and the rustling sounds of money in pockets*"

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bruh there are much worse things to be than just a console. My phone, computer, tablet, television, car stereo, digital picture frame, etc. can browse the internet, stream music, game, do work, allow me to read, produce music, take pictures, dim my lightbulbs, take conference calls, etc. Its a world that's too connected and delivering experiences that aren't made for an audience who seeks out a device for ONE purpose, and frankly is doing the majority of them in a subpar way.

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Everyone wants to save the world for a better tomorrow; no one wants to pick up trash today to get it.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bruh you don't need to use AI to tell us trump sucks.

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

That trampoline one made me tense up bad as she got close to the edge

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So like, 1800? Thanks Thomas Jefferson, ya slave raping ho.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You know what- fair point. Although I would like to concede one other thing at this point- does Putin care about his military targets at this point? Didn't he have a mobile incinerator setup to hide the number of casualties he had so far at one point?

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is a VERY common conversation debate I'm going to make: much like the second death star, yes there would be a bunch of civilians there on these large private vacation estates. But do they not know who they are working for or something? I get they are civilian areas, but you know the first thing I'd do if I worked at Mar a Lago or Trump Tower with the Iran thing going on? Quit.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Lol. If they can hit 1 missile at a tiny arctic town why wouldnt they just shell all of putin's vacation homes?

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

...ok but for a hot second I thought I was kidnapped by hot Gruntilda from Banjo Kazooie lmao

2 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

*Erika Kirk pictures* She dreams in colors she dreams in red-

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, can you be successful in spite of yourself by tripping over successful things? Car companies are pissing in the wind to avoid electric cars, and this guy invents the literal wily e. Coyote of electric cars right down to driving into pictures of roads. Man watches credit cards used on ebay to buy stuff and tries to create an everything website called x. Someone tells him its a shitty idea and focuses on payment processing, but still gives him shares. It becomes paypal. Like, hot damn.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

I also choose someone's mom.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Oh I saw this one before. Watch out after the dust cloud settles, you don't want harrison ford mistaking you for a punchable nazi

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I CAN NAME EXACTLY WHO THE HOST YOU'RE THINKING OF IS- CESAR FLICKERMAN FROM THE HUNGER GAMES

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Closest Ive gotten is The Outer Worlds at least. Not AS good, but closer than the rest of fallout.

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

Hmmm... That head crease tho like:

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It is and it isn't. Las Vegas isn't even a top 20 city and its population density is ridiculously low compared to even Boston, the next city under it. Theres a noted danger to LIVING in vegas, and its burbs aint a place to wander after dark. Also worth noting that for tax purposes, there are a lot of people who claim vegas for their ridiculously low tax rate, but don't really live there.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Saturday is for shiny tho.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"mac and cheese with a cheesy crust" its clearly dusted with a spice, not a crust.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0