Mechame

32578 pts ยท July 21, 2016


I love to learn, but mostly I come to imgur to chill. I'm open to chatting about anything, but my favorite subjects are programming, economics, psychology, history, physics, and woodworking.

I'm sure it was from previous toss attempts. Perhaps the tosser had spread some liquid on the suction cup to help it stick? Man... pretending to be innocent is hard...

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The drone tagged the truck, and now they're frolicking happily on a farm a little out of the city. Now instead of war, the truck and drone get to play with lots of old dogs, and ponds full of goldfish!

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After some skeptical googling, looks like tradition is for the trophy to be presented by the FIFA president and the head of state of the host country. Looking at pictures of the last few decades of winning teams, there are occasionally some guys not on the teams (possibly coaches/managers by their dress, not politicians) so it still seems like Donut Turd photobombed, but him being there wasn't super weird...

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Babe, the first pig sheepdog wins the sheephearding competition!

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Hell yeah.. A FPV strike VR game would be amazing!

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If we prevent AI DCs from being built in the US, they will build them overseas! Then, when the AI bubble pops, who's going to bail them out? CHINA!?!?!

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now I want to see the xenomorph tongue tie a cherry stem....

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Inspecting the troops is an essential function of a totalitarian dictator. The troops need to feel validated and valued so they can ignore any misgivings they might have while performing their extortion / suppression duties. The leader's presence gives the troops the impression that he will have their back if public opinion turns against them.

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Kids today don't appreciate the 5 year plan

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FWIW, in 2016 I was still a republican, but I refused to vote for DT, and my dad got upset with me and said "Primaries are where you express your preference! In the main election, you vote with the party!" So the same issue exists on team red as well...

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Listen here you little... Obama's last turn ended in January 2016, it's currently July 2026, that's 10 years, and ~6 months... We feel old enough without having to do math to defend how young we are.... which definitely defeats the purpose

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Well (some) Christians appropriated it. It's a story about having something that tempts you constantly, and you can be slowly taken over by evil if you give into it... Purity culture youth pastors had a field day with that....

Tolkien almost certainly didn't have that in mind, but Christians aren't super careful when it comes to interpreting... just about anything.,..

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Haha. My christian parents made me throw away Pokemon cards, and forget about Harry Potter... but LOTR was fine... and CS Lewis's Chronicles of Narnia was encouraged. I guess only the bad guys used magic though.. huh

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My 6th grade christian school teacher wouldn't let me read LOTR in between classes, because (and i quote) "Dungeons and dragons is satanic, and was based on Lord of the Rings"... So at least your mom's reason made some kinda goddamn sense.

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I'm not informed enough to hold grudges against individual representatives... but I do generally wish for the average age of our representatives to decline drastically and quickly... Does that count?

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Youtube Lauren Jumps, she's fantastic

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I heard the flock cameras have wifi sniffing chips that record and upload the device ids of phones and bluetooth devices. I bet those have a good resale value.

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Especially when they leave their phone in the car, and dump the camera in a secondary location for a few days until the batteries die.... such heroic bravery

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah, next they'll find out about the gold used in flock cameras... oh snap

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They'll claim they lost money that year, pay their executives huge bonuses, and add "We're experiencing a higher than normal call volume" note to their voicemail, then fire the employees with the lowest KPI numbers.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember the Cant!

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Aight, just send me the virus

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I think you spoke for us all. Thank you.

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I forget what I was about to say all the time too, then after a few minutes it slides back into my consciousness, and fills my mind with the most wonderful feeling.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have pants!? Awe poor you with your fancy brown pants. When I get stabbed in the alley, all they'll get is my scalp, and my one remaining kidney!

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't see any burns or missing hair, so I also suspect they probably practiced it without the fire

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This better not be AI.... Dolphins are cool as fuck, and so is the field of fluid dynamics

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