sometimes people seem crazy because of cultural and linguistic differences, and sometimes it's because they're dangerous as hell. only one way to find out which.
As a dude man (bc im a dude, hes a dude, shes a dude, cause were all dudes) who has encountered women (both home grown and foreign) sometimes the bear is in fact a safer choice. EQUALITY BABY, now run, my ex is near I can feel it
It's pretty much just always safer to be among wild animals than people you can't vouch for. Bears (and most critters you could meet) all want the same thing: food and solitude. Humans are scary because they can want anything from polite conversation to teamwork to a mask made of your skin, and they tend to lie about which one it is.
I honestly couldn't stop thinking about Melanie and wondering if Slovenia is a 3rd world country. But then I remembered who she is married to and I think even worse for what's she seen with trumpedo.
No, Slovenia is not a third-world country. It is a highly developed, high-income country with an advanced free-market economy. Shes just a money gurbbing skank.
themuffulettaisalsoaverygoodsandwich
sometimes people seem crazy because of cultural and linguistic differences, and sometimes it's because they're dangerous as hell. only one way to find out which.
grillinginthenameof
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CobainsSarcoma
the crazy eyes don't lie
the crazy eyes never lie
the crazy eyes will say things the shabinky likes but the crazy eyes do not lie
torp
Yeah, that's a woman.
odevon96538339
No need to fix her
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
Quick, somebody dig up that Cowboy Bebop movie still - "I like a woman who'll just straight up kill me"
icannotthinkofanyrationalname
Having grown up in rural America (more cows than people), it isn't just Eastern European girls, just saying.
dmrynaski1776
Don't fall for romance scams.
Just repeat this mantra, "She doesn't love me, nobody loves me."
FreePalestineAndTheWorldFromIsrael
"If nobody loves me then no one can hurt me"
rmellis1112
As a dude, I am also choosing the bear.
DangerBaer
Hmmm...
In this economy, (definitely not crazy) farm lady > bear.
Darko31
it's a lot safer
philmoregraves
As a dude man (bc im a dude, hes a dude, shes a dude, cause were all dudes) who has encountered women (both home grown and foreign) sometimes the bear is in fact a safer choice. EQUALITY BABY, now run, my ex is near I can feel it
LizLittle
It's pretty much just always safer to be among wild animals than people you can't vouch for.
Bears (and most critters you could meet) all want the same thing: food and solitude.
Humans are scary because they can want anything from polite conversation to teamwork to a mask made of your skin, and they tend to lie about which one it is.
Loctavius
This made me chortle and snort.
derpman4k
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FTUG
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GetMeAReubenSandwich
unremarkableasterisk
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Aksuuuh
She will have the strong farm girl grip
OhIfIMust
From when she had to start choking the chickens herself.
boobafette
there will be soup? well then sign me up
MechaNinja
... I'd jump through a lot of hoops to get eaten by her.
dripstone
make you into soup?
Frencheeseater
Bad lovers could make good dinner... in both ways ! That's why i grind my loving skills !
arikelrecords2000
Why watch your friend get made into soup? Make the soup yourself
UsertubeBandwagon
yeah, I went to high school lady. I know cute girls can do a lot of damage.
SmergBlaerghl
pixelsnader
WO E
markhMoonHero
She's a keeper!
southflhitnrun
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SilverFoxChaser
Worth it.
taurondir
Totally, I think.
ObeeJuanKenobi
Well, yeah. You get soup.
stryhf
You get to BE soup. No soup for you!
ObeeJuanKenobi
Eat soup, be soup, whatever. As long as she's cookin', I'm in.
androgenoide
msaroff4
To be fair, I think that it would be some kick ass chicken soup.
FreePalestineAndTheWorldFromIsrael
I love whatever's wrong with her
woozle
I knew it!
ACatNamedJonesy
svga
sheseemsnice.meme
DaveSamsonite
She's in the upper right hand quadrant of the hot versus crazy matrix
somerandomusernamebecauseididntlikemyoldone
Ah, she did look familiar. appreciate you posting this because I couldn't remember from where
ACatNamedJonesy
Yeah, I had to look it up buried in my pictures folder it's dated 2024. No idea who she is though :)
stryhf
Denisa Alexe
ACatNamedJonesy
Thanks!
Frencheeseater
Romanian girl from the countryside :D
DimwitF
Strong, I assume
Frencheeseater
No big arms, but probably high density for bones & muscles.
Mncdk
I'm sure when she says, she will make me soup, what she means is, she will make some soup for me. Yup that makes the most sense. No danger here.
CycloneSP
"you will be clothed and fed... or you will be *clothed* and *fed*" -Connor Conquers
randomwalrus
terajack2048
That's like level 4 crazy but I can fix her
goflyblind
DaveSamsonite
Is the chicken going to be OK?
proracing53
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BrockEffingSamson
No. Soup for you!
TheWombatStrikesAgain
I rest easy knowing I don't have 'long con' kind of money. At best I have 'stabbed in a dark alley' kind of money.
yosoysoyboy
I would have thought so too, except I've had coworkers making less than me who have been conned multiple times by romance scams.
ThisisntJessitsJess
People will literally take out loans, borrow money from friends and family, and sell their stuff to pay those money scams. Its crazy.
doesanybodyactuallyreadthesethings
You have money? Look at you mister fancy pants. If I got stabbed in an ally all they’d get is a bloody knife…and maybe some not so fancy brown pants
PopeBruce
Unless they bring a bucket... Then they could collect it and um sell it at the pawn shop.... The vampire pawn shop.
Mechame
You have pants!? Awe poor you with your fancy brown pants. When I get stabbed in the alley, all they'll get is my scalp, and my one remaining kidney!
rasmussonbernie1337
You have a kidney? In this economy?
hohohoooo
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WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
Ouch lmao
Psherman13
Poor Melania. Never learned that final soup making lesson.
RaVeNrcft
I honestly couldn't stop thinking about Melanie and wondering if Slovenia is a 3rd world country. But then I remembered who she is married to and I think even worse for what's she seen with trumpedo.
nikinnorway12
Slovenia is super nice. Very advanced.
Hurtmeplenty69
No, Slovenia is not a third-world country. It is a highly developed, high-income country with an advanced free-market economy. Shes just a money gurbbing skank.