MageFace

1832 pts ยท May 15, 2012


The Cake Mage of Sheep Also, JUSTICE GOAT!

I grew up in a house near a school. Traffic was horible. Good luck getting in/out of your drive in the mornings & afternoons.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where does one obtain googalie eyes that big?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a fat fuck, I can say that we wouldn't turn down free pizza, even if we did not like the toppings offered.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My cat wants my phone. The pets from me are secondary.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How new is new? Because I swear this is a thing I learned in high school. Which was 20ish years ago.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about the smokers who do not take smoke breaks? I only had a smoke during my meal break/s.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*adds The Crosby incident" to my growing list of Google searches*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know some stores allow pets. There's one by me that does, but the pet need to be in the cart or a carry bag or otherwise up off the floor.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel the same. Except usually I see the content on tumblr weeks before I see it on imgur.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wtf does #5 think is gonna happen when he gets through the trunk?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*get

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How did the kid hlget into the skill tester?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I heard the one on the right killed his partner. And his son killed his mother.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#5 is great for building their motor skills

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's more worrying that I have met people dumb enough to believe a finger would stop it.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I wasn't a kid when they were around. But I took care of kids who were, parents wouldn't buy them any. They used pencils sharpened to nubs.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm told it gets heavy af

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

One of my uncles was Emu to me. I was like 12 before I realized his name is Raymond.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'd be surprised. I encountered much sass in my 15 yrs as a preschool teacher. Some just have it, some pick it up from older sibs.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I heard in an interview, of Lucas iirc, that it wasn't retitled. Revenge was used to avoid leaks. Apparently he kept things very secret.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cus the adults kept calm. All depends on the chikd's pain threshold. (end)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

No the baby might not have been so emotional about it if mom had kept her cool. I've seen kids do similar things and not even blink (1)

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Kappa Kappa 123, golden Kappa check and Kappa // (Klappa) are from what I've seen the most used Kappa spam.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've still got my note3. Going strong despite being dropped several times.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My daughter once muttered something about planting gun trees to kill the zombies.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I put milk first. Or whatever it is I'm adding to my tea or coffee.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I am always up for random messages. Just don't expect a quick reply, I am also socially awkward.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've always been able too. It makes it better. I always assumed every woman could.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0