InappropriateElephant

7816 pts ยท January 25, 2016


Ouch

1 hour ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That shark looks significantly less rad.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Its an amazing book that everybody should read exactly once when they are in early middle school. Only then can it fuck right the hell off.

2 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I would not trust them with any thing important, but if one of these dudes can get my passenger side window working again that would be spiffy.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cant be worse than our current everything :(

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i had to do the magic eye book squints to see it.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Soup has been one of my go to lately since chicken legs are about the least expensive thing i can usually find. Boil the legs with a quartered onion some crushed garlic cloves and some oregano for about 40 minutes, remove legs, strain broth, toss what was strained out into compost, put leg meat into broth, some carrots, celery, i like some potato and add appropriate amount of bouillon. cook till carrots and potato are done.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 well that is an unexpected but somehow unsurprising terror added to reasons not to visit down under.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My cat has zero dignity.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I legit thought "driving a body" was some sort of slang for uber driver until that final sentence.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I pitty the clutch in the car that was learned to drive in.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

fucking disgusting. dumbest timeline.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yo i'm glad somebody made the joke already.

1 month ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

there are things like this that make me feel significantly better about my old POS civic. Couldn't get the air filter box open the other month, i cussed at it and hit it with the butt end of the screw driver and problem solved.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude the custodians at my schools growing up were always some of the coolest guys. The one in highschool didnt even narc on us when we stole his golf cart (we were going to bring it back) or were caught smoking weed in the dugout.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

why does that look so oddly familiar to me?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm having a rough time and needed a good fart to make me laugh.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was thinking one of those stadium t-shirt cannons.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I got a transparent green 8 bit do controller purely because i loved the transparent jolly rancher green. also its a pretty great controller

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He is one of those people that has been old my whole life.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will forever hold a great disappointment in my heart that one of my friends didnt have a trans-affirming dad joke in the chamber when his daughter came out to him.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wow you just unlocked a memory.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that man on the very back got the best seat "on" the train.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I triple double dog dare you.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My kitten who is now 6 months old just gleefully ran by with a cricket in his mouth... I hope i dont find it on my pillow later.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Good god what a glorious relic of the past.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have been hoping he gets slow painful ass cancer for 10 years now.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Feck off!

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I have 4 cats of various ages all of whom we have had since they were kittens and not a single one of them wants to be a lap cat.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you used an outdated version it would ask to update before it could start doing ads. I would slide that notification down into the bottom corner and live ad free.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0