Cleaning out an old box

May 1, 2026 8:25 PM

TinyOctopus

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Found this jar of Grey Poupon

It's a "little" past the best-by date. Just a bit.

Wonder if it's any good.

pretty sure I've had mustard that old.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It looks like some moisture has escaped

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There may be a cure or cause of a new disease locked away in that jar.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's funny when I'm at the old countryside family house and find some product with the price tag in pesetas (former Spanish currency that stopped existing in the early 2000s).

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It may not technically spoil, but it absolutely will denature and form adjacent compounds to those originally there.
Instead just.. buy more?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I triple double dog dare you.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a nice hotdog. FOR ME TO POUPON.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

r/EatItYouCoward

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The most common ways of preserving foods before modern methods and the advent of refrigeration were drying, smoking or curing, salting, and acidification.
Mustard has a lot of acetic acid (vinegar, for you non-chemists) and would probably do a pretty good job of keeping it from spoiling, even if all the water had evaporated.
I’d eat it if I needed to in order to survive, but since I have a Kroger’s a quarter mile up the street, I’ll pass today.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Needs another 10 years, I'd say. Pop it in the back of the cabinet until 2034

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Only one way to find out...

3 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

extra spicy

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That what Country Dijon looks like. Tastes about the same.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Like 5 years ago or so we were visiting my parents and made a chocolate cake. My mom noted that the cocoa powder was “a little old” and when we were done we decided to get more powder and make another. That night I snuck to the kitchen and found the package. It was something like 15 years old! I do regret not keeping it.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you try it? For science?

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“Title of your sextape!”

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Donate it to L.A. Beast...

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You don't see as many mustard commercials these days.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it says, "Best Before," it DOESN'T say, "Expires On."

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

Such a weird fucking name for mustard

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Found out that stuff is only made from one factory in Michigan! One of my favorite brown mustards

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So what makes it 'Country Dijon'?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In Dijon this is just called "Traditional/Old Dijon" and what's the difference ? The mustard seeds still whole inside

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gotta try maille best mustard there is.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's probably not good as in fresh/tasty, but not bad as in dangerous. Use it in a rub or glaze for a ham or turkey or something.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you try returning that to the market, so help me...

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Costco'd take it

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just give it a few shakes. It’s fine.

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3 months ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 0

It's fine. Still edible. Add some fresh vinegar to reliquefy

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I was way too old when I learned that's a send-up of a real advertisement from back then

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That ad was everywhere!

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