IPourTheMilkFirstThenAddChocolate

3745 pts · June 29, 2016


I like memes

Well that one can

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mom did the door thing with me but I was convinced that the tooth wasn't ready. She went to close the door and ripped my head and body about a foot forward. There was blood and i was crying alot. The tooth didnt come out it was not ready.

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

She'd be a bike.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In Tennessee, USA the car is seen as an extension of the home and you are able to defend yourself in it just like if you were in your house. Not knowing what they threw in your car you could probably justify shooting them tbh.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean the wind isn't the problem its what the wind picks up and launches at you thats the problem.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Howd he catch the airplane bottle ?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably a habit from making it with real cheese the hot pot makes it easier to melt the cheese all the way.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 idk about a cat but thats how I got a dog.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I turn my pillow cases inside out, grab the ends of the pillow through the pillow case and then shake it like a pair of blue jeans.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anybody else notice the knee on his neck? Isnt that what killed George Floyd?

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah my mom thought the same thing. First thing I did when I was making my own money was buy a motorcycle. The thing was held together with zipties and prayers but damnit I loved that bike. I probably would have been safer if my parents would have helped me.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We should really redo the Driving test every 5 or 10 years. But hey that socialist idea would cost billions in taxes That we would be using to mostly pay wages for new jobs, beef up our dmvs so it doesn't take 2 hours every time, and save lives at the same time.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I always slowed down

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There have been times in my life id probably have done it for 10,000

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thoughts and prayers

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My family doesn't do funerals we just stick em in the ground and throw a party. I however have requested to be cremated and for my ashes to be put on a boat with flammable things and fireworks. Then pushed out in the lake and shot with a flaming arrow at the party.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nips match lips man

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Naw dawg fuck nazis I hope it makes the news again.

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The first implies there's a certain way white male shooters walk ig and the second means a white male walked into the building? Idk dude i watched the same video you did.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"White boy walk"
"In"

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to play them and win all the time ask a kid. Some of them are rigged and some aren't.

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It only goes as fast as I drive my car on the interstate.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't think its about theft at all. It's so coal dust doesn't blow out giving everyone around the tracks black lung.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesús would

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah direction helps get everyone trying to help. Like when they teach cpr one of the things is you gotta point someone out and tell them to call 911.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fuck flying cars. People don't maintain there cars and i don't Wana have to be worried about getting killed by a random flying muffler while I walk my dog.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It looked to me like a timer for the pasta

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0