GoodEarthBetweenMyToes

49002 pts ยท September 19, 2014


Ummm, I'm a classically trained chef who still loves Kraft Dinner.

I drove cab for a year, a long time ago. This is exactly how I see people on cocaine at bar closing.

1 day ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

"Malice or Stupidity?" is a perfect name for it. It should be hosted by Jimmy Savile (I don't care that he's dead), and played 24/7 in Hell's waiting room.

2 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Apparently it's a transitive verb, now, like 'exist a person'.

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Because he wants to. Have you never done something for the sake of growth?.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or silver layercake platform shoes!

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Full agreement. Sometimes, a dance-off is the only way to combat the forces of evil.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

<3

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Look for the bear felonies, the simple ursine larcenies,
Forget about your worries, and your strife,
I mean the bear felonies, steal a boat and escape with me,
We'll ditch this, then we'll try to steal some bikes.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Who knew that a platform designed to exploit children would be run by someone who exploited children?

1 week ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

THT: Tight Haberdashery Tuesdays

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hold my wine!

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Truth. It probably returns its shopping cart, too, even when its raining.

2 weeks ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Is his sister known as Misterbug?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Give that elf a sock!

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#8 This is one of those CBC legends I grew up on. Most Canadians I know think this is hilarious.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's like they re-shot this scene, just for me.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read most of these. I guess my trauma memories wanted to hear your stories. What I realize though, is that in addition to hearing your stories, I want to give you a big hug, and let you know I am proud of you for surviving. You kept going. I know it hurts, and I want to just hold you for a moment to make it feel better.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I know JD Vance didn't really fuck couches either, but it pleases me that this is how they will be remembered.

Don't you agree, Mr. Santorum?

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This guy wins the internet today.

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

These puppets are weird.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#12 Zombie Homer Simpson stares at me from the stone tiles on my bathroom floor, whenever I poop.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you have a machine that eats trees and makes NOM NOM NOM noises, and you don't put googly eyes on it, then there is no help for you.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#11 Carter grew up so fast.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My pleasure! Have all the premieres you want. That's what premiere means right? Over and over?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

The 30th anniversary was almost two weeks ago. If you're going to repost, at least fix the title.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

2026 Hunger Games, Baby!

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NYT reported this morning that the handlers in the Democratic machine avoided the better-quality background check because it cost too much. Such a dumb move for a first-run politician.

3 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

#1 is the same argument that the "All Lives Matter" people were using a few years ago, to minimize the truth that some people really do have a harder life because of their skin colour.

3 weeks ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 7

Same.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0