49002 pts ยท September 19, 2014
Ummm, I'm a classically trained chef who still loves Kraft Dinner.
I drove cab for a year, a long time ago. This is exactly how I see people on cocaine at bar closing.
"Malice or Stupidity?" is a perfect name for it. It should be hosted by Jimmy Savile (I don't care that he's dead), and played 24/7 in Hell's waiting room.
Apparently it's a transitive verb, now, like 'exist a person'.
Because he wants to. Have you never done something for the sake of growth?.
Or silver layercake platform shoes!
Full agreement. Sometimes, a dance-off is the only way to combat the forces of evil.
<3
Look for the bear felonies, the simple ursine larcenies,Forget about your worries, and your strife,I mean the bear felonies, steal a boat and escape with me,We'll ditch this, then we'll try to steal some bikes.
Who knew that a platform designed to exploit children would be run by someone who exploited children?
THT: Tight Haberdashery Tuesdays
Hold my wine!
Truth. It probably returns its shopping cart, too, even when its raining.
Is his sister known as Misterbug?
Unfortunately.....https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Landsburg
Give that elf a sock!
#8 This is one of those CBC legends I grew up on. Most Canadians I know think this is hilarious.
It's like they re-shot this scene, just for me.
I read most of these. I guess my trauma memories wanted to hear your stories. What I realize though, is that in addition to hearing your stories, I want to give you a big hug, and let you know I am proud of you for surviving. You kept going. I know it hurts, and I want to just hold you for a moment to make it feel better.
I know JD Vance didn't really fuck couches either, but it pleases me that this is how they will be remembered. Don't you agree, Mr. Santorum?
This guy wins the internet today.
These puppets are weird.
#12 Zombie Homer Simpson stares at me from the stone tiles on my bathroom floor, whenever I poop.
If you have a machine that eats trees and makes NOM NOM NOM noises, and you don't put googly eyes on it, then there is no help for you.
#11 Carter grew up so fast.
My pleasure! Have all the premieres you want. That's what premiere means right? Over and over?
The 30th anniversary was almost two weeks ago. If you're going to repost, at least fix the title.
2026 Hunger Games, Baby!
NYT reported this morning that the handlers in the Democratic machine avoided the better-quality background check because it cost too much. Such a dumb move for a first-run politician.
#1 is the same argument that the "All Lives Matter" people were using a few years ago, to minimize the truth that some people really do have a harder life because of their skin colour.
Same.
I drove cab for a year, a long time ago. This is exactly how I see people on cocaine at bar closing.
"Malice or Stupidity?" is a perfect name for it. It should be hosted by Jimmy Savile (I don't care that he's dead), and played 24/7 in Hell's waiting room.
Apparently it's a transitive verb, now, like 'exist a person'.
Because he wants to. Have you never done something for the sake of growth?.
Or silver layercake platform shoes!
Full agreement. Sometimes, a dance-off is the only way to combat the forces of evil.
<3
Look for the bear felonies, the simple ursine larcenies,
Forget about your worries, and your strife,
I mean the bear felonies, steal a boat and escape with me,
We'll ditch this, then we'll try to steal some bikes.
Who knew that a platform designed to exploit children would be run by someone who exploited children?
THT: Tight Haberdashery Tuesdays
Hold my wine!
Truth. It probably returns its shopping cart, too, even when its raining.
Is his sister known as Misterbug?
Unfortunately.....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Landsburg
Give that elf a sock!
#8 This is one of those CBC legends I grew up on. Most Canadians I know think this is hilarious.
It's like they re-shot this scene, just for me.
I read most of these. I guess my trauma memories wanted to hear your stories. What I realize though, is that in addition to hearing your stories, I want to give you a big hug, and let you know I am proud of you for surviving. You kept going. I know it hurts, and I want to just hold you for a moment to make it feel better.
I know JD Vance didn't really fuck couches either, but it pleases me that this is how they will be remembered.
Don't you agree, Mr. Santorum?
This guy wins the internet today.
These puppets are weird.
#12 Zombie Homer Simpson stares at me from the stone tiles on my bathroom floor, whenever I poop.
If you have a machine that eats trees and makes NOM NOM NOM noises, and you don't put googly eyes on it, then there is no help for you.
#11 Carter grew up so fast.
My pleasure! Have all the premieres you want. That's what premiere means right? Over and over?
The 30th anniversary was almost two weeks ago. If you're going to repost, at least fix the title.
2026 Hunger Games, Baby!
NYT reported this morning that the handlers in the Democratic machine avoided the better-quality background check because it cost too much. Such a dumb move for a first-run politician.
#1 is the same argument that the "All Lives Matter" people were using a few years ago, to minimize the truth that some people really do have a harder life because of their skin colour.
Same.