Geracht

14874 pts ยท July 25, 2011


I like Monster Hunter, Warhammer 40k, Dungeons and Dragons, video games in general, and guns. And...that's about it, really.

Hi, I work for the department of corrections in my state.

That was an attempt on her life, even if the attacker did not realize it.

She absolutely needs assault charges at the very least, with more to follow as the victim's status is monitored.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I am not trans, but I do want to do vocal work and I have trans friends. This is a hugelybuseful resource for me and for others. <3

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm glad you embrace your lovely weirdness so wholeheartedly, my man. You inspire me with your brilliant flavor of strange.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In fairness, I am hella gay. But I wear it proud for the exact same reason.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is Konga Conga Kappa, but with Super Mario RPG's soundfont, haha!

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

See, I was gonna suggest it could find work at a shooting range but I like yours better.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, he has been hiding his name, so his German friend wouldn't go "ZE PRISONER!! HE HAS ESCAAAAAAAAAPED!!!" and warn Orbnauticus and stuff.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Shit, I missed the whole thing. Did the ball go?

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It is a laxative. And the Fat Mac is a rifle. The Grand Canyon is a hole in the ground. This stuff doesn't just make you poop. It chooses violence. What exits you will be less akin to feces, and more like xenomorph blood. And you won't be on the toilet once. Your whole day is gonna be spent gripping the toilet hard enough to leave fingerprints in the finish forever. You will remember what you had for dinner last week. That penny you swallowed as a kid will be a quarter thanks to the interest.

1 week ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

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2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The boots you lick will stomp you too.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I ain't telling him, YOU tell him.

4 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh man, I was just thinking about you the other day, dude. The last video I saw was you making Gotrek's axe, and I really hoped you had recovered from the injury.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me when the chuds get arrested for chudding too hard.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Huh, hadn't considered that. Thank you!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okay, but why is #1 neon yellow-green?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At first I was like 'how exactly are you going to go bowling at an abandoned alley that's clearly decrepit', and then I saw the parkjob and went "Ohhhhhh."

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a person who is not from Hawaii, the guys accused of beating his ass weren't there at the time, they were at my place. We were playing Mario RPG.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I see that mime joke you snuck in there. XD

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That little kitty can smell colors now, I bet.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Poop harder. Establish dominance.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my god these owners love their kitty so much.

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I was gonna say "shitfinger" but yours is a pun.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seeing him stack, I was like "oh, cool pattern bro"

Then he smoothly matched the colors and my eyebrows shot up.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"What if the Earth orbits the sun?" "What if your wife orbits my dick?"

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good. As an American, stop visiting us. Destroy the tourism industry. Harm our cross border income. Show every turd worshipping moron what kind of dumbass decision they have made. Make us the worst place possible, give us every reason to take the fuckers responsible to task. I do not want to be a country that wins with these assholes at the helm.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They can be black, brown, or black-and-white, referred to as "landseer," with mixes between!

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Smoked or eaten?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0