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7203 pts ยท January 10, 2015


1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow horrifyingly incompetent response

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah that's why I was avoiding it. My CEO is a big fan so I was immediately skeptical

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My ad blocker stopped working a few months ago and I haven't looked into fixing it. I don't buy anything or click shit anyway so not a huge deal

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Fair, but man these were too bizarre to pass lol

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I fixed my car with YouTube three times now, probably saved nearly $1000

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I'm usually very good at spotting this but I didn't even consider it this time. Yuck

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wait, what? That's a Google search for me. What a wild sentence haha

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

While this is obviously over the top and ridiculous, if we do have any remaining competent military scientists this is an excellent large scale testing pool to identify correlations to varying testosterone levels.

I don't think it's going to match the outcome Pete wants, but this is actually kind of an exciting scientific opportunity.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The license plate is 1EATA55... that seems highly unlikely

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait I don't actually remember this from TLBT. Or was it a later one?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I was 17 I went to Hawaii and a guy on the street gave me an advertisement for a gun range/strip club. I had to be 18 to enter so I was pretty disappointed, seemed like a wild combo

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately this same mindset is why a lot of religious people justify their horrible behavior.

If God didn't want me to steal from children's cancer funds then why wasn't I punished? He must WANT me to do it.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is one of the main reasons why I hated sports as a kid. Once you got past the initial learning phase you learned the 'actual' game and coaches and parents actively encouraged you to cheat or play dirty.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like Robin Williams would be brilliant now.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I met a boy on my school bus named FN. I asked him what it stood for, he said nothing, just FN. My mother didn't believe me and told me his name was probably Evan or Ethan and I heard him wrong.

Well he eventually went to play football for the Indianapolis colts and I got to show her! Also he was the 3rd person named that in his family...

I'm pretty sure he killed a guy texting and driving but now he's a police officer it seems so that probably got scrubbed from the internet

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That being said, they literally took a piece of his spine, replaced it with titanium from his back and through his throat in a 12+ hour surgery and literally walked the next day.

Completely fine now.

Modern medicine can be miraculous if they actually listen. Getting past the initial ER has been my bane.

Mom was discharged while actively having a stroke, I had to yell at a lot of people for that one. There was literally a poster on the wall to act FAST for stroke. Textbook symptoms.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I literally had to diagnose my father's bone abscess myself. He has an infection, fever that doesn't go away, and extreme pain in his nerves from his spine.

"He doesn't have an infection his white blood cell count isn't elevated"

That is consistent with a bone abscess, can you please check?

3 months of taking him to the ER. Finally get them to do a scan, get called the next morning "oh my God he has a abscess in his spine and he needs emergency surgery or he can be paralyzed permanently"

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We also had a burly lesbian who taught sex education and she did a great job. She unfortunately was fired because a kid asked about female masturbation with vegetables, and she properly answered with safer and better options but that got the local crazy moms angry and she never came back to class.

3 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Both my sister and I have that! My friends always make fun of me because I give way too much detail.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But....but the Lakers are blue and yellow????

I also am color blind and found at in my 30s but this is a new one that I didn't know I was wrong on!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait is this Felix?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

As a red green color blind person...is he not?

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The problem is his followers cannot differentiate this. They confirm this as 100% factual information being provided by the president of the United States.

3 months ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

I actually get very frustrated because I think I look great in the mirror and reflections then I see video of photos and I look like a goblin. Drives me nuts

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My cat communicates with me quite well - I know "I'm hungry" "I want outside" "I want a treat" "I want pets" "I am going to puke" and "I need help / want to show you something"

4 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1