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mountingstepladder
that jump reference is oddly specific for a birthday party
SquashDemon
Joke was okay but Goddamn is Poe's law too fucking strong right now.
justfillingthespace
https://imgur.com/1xFjWjc.jpg
bhobby1212
Well some one think of the children?
boostcreep
Can we not parrot bullshit terms that Trump made up? When trump dies, stuff like “TDS” and the like die too.
veronicablood
since his name came up
Isiel89
Oh no, have fun with your kids regardless of your attire. So socialist.
Spidey209
What? Wait, don't tell me. I don't want to know.
Wombatish
Fucking Bloomberg started it, lol. Maybe it's just some fun nonsense, but noooo can't have that lol.
walnutbreath
Children believing adults can be whimsical?! The horror!! Won't someone please think of the children?!
Sinlok
I would and show up to work soaked.
alittlenaughtytime365
Plot twist: his job is a lifeguard
Colopty
Mamdani was dressed in a cheap throwaway suit specifically for the occasion though, because he's fiscally responsible like that.
DynamiteSmoker
I’d bet eveything not a single 9 year old knows who the mayor
00110001001110010011100000110100
Pool propaganda is a hell of a kids magnet.
Jonson71
@OP doesn't recognize a joke when he sees one. Sad.
ChocolatePoopy
My post topic was sarcasm btw
Jonson71
ChocolatePoopy
Check my post history
Woogyface
plot twist: his job is being a knight in heavy armor on a medieval festival
PutItInNeutral
Then he should definitely jump into a very deep body of water.
7qd26tttv7
I upvoted you back from zero because I have read Choke by Chuck Palahniuk.
CallMeMcGyver
It makes them well informed and fun... got it. (They keep upselling socialism)
MuffinProof
You get it, Angus!
insaaanity
I first legit thought this was a post praising Mamdani.
Imustntrunaway
I've been told that every little thing I've ever imagined might make life better is socialism.
Socialism sounds fucking *great.*
bananabonanza3
Way to tell on yourself on being a boring ass dad, Phil
Subsound
If thats all you need to judge their parenting, you are a fucked up person.
bananabonanza3
Didn’t judge him. Said he’s a bit boring. I’m a bit boring too, doesn’t make me a bad parent. Weird you jumped right to assuming I’m a fucked up person.
Subsound
You judged him as a parent, the relationship between two strangers...one of which is a child...from a tweet.
Thats not something normal people do.
bananabonanza3
So we’re both doing it, that’s cool.
For the record, I’ll fully admit I was wrong. Turns out Phil is a satirist, and it was all a joke, which makes him a fun dad. I blame the MAGA jackholes who feel way too comfortable spreading their ignorance online that legitimate satire is almost impossible to read.
Subsound
Yeah, its a you issue....just like I said at the start.
bananabonanza3
Because you got me going, though, what do you think social media IS? It’s an online platform for people to share random shit about their lives so others can judge them.
Why are there some form of upvote and downvote in every damn platform? You’re right about some things here, friend, but you’re dead wrong about me not being a normal person for doing it— we’re all fuckin’ doing it. For crying out loud, in criticizing me for doing it, you’re doing it even more.
YeahFineSure
To jump into a pool in your work clothes you have to be both fun and rich.
yamsonyamsonyams
You don’t have to be rich to do that. Can’t be dead broke, but you can get suits for short money
WhatisBug
Mamdani said he got the suit at a second-hand store
Omicron416
Yeah, he popped a tag like Macklemore.
LeifHietala
He literally thanked Goodwill out loud at the event.
ImAWeirdMom
So glad he went to Goodwill and not salvation army
Snooj
Preparedness is Socialism.
ttra
Or a lifeguard.
00LimaRomeo
Or a scuba diver.
ukalliq
Or Michael Phelps.
YeahFineSure
100% fun and rich.
SeanBeanJovi
Or a marine biologist.
WorstShotEver
Mermaid?
Jimthebutler
This seems like satire, I assumed it was a joke
Canigetbannedagain2
Naaa... Daddy works at the Bucking Bronco Burlesque Boutique and Bar.
DutchBoeremeisie
It was.
BarnegatLight
I mean, hour many fathers dressed for work so *you* know who take their kids to birthday parties? I'm struggling to think of any.
TheNonSequiturFairy
Yeah, Philip Bump is a former Washington Post (I think) writer who's about as much of a MAGA as RuPaul.
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
RuPaul is anti-trans, owns fracking sites, and is a terrible person not well regarded in the LGBTQ+ community.
Marsupialmessiah
This first i know about this . Thanks
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
He presents well and non-threateningly enough for a straight cisgender audience, but he is really no friend to the queer community.
gtollie
RuPaul is MAGA ?!?
yifin
He's rich, that is not a good thing
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1N2R1ZmFjMmIzNjUyejB2YW56N2Y5MDU3Z2NhdnpqM3N4d2lpd3I3cCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/j3HQ1zWosr1NS/200w.webp
ZeldaShotFirst
TheNonSequiturFairy
Sarcasm, but considering that Boy George is anti-trans is so insane that I probably should've leaned on the sarcasm a lot heavier.
Sticklebrickk
Boy George lived a lie so he could make money, like most artists, but he didn't have to betray what made him who he is.
MuffinProof
I gotchu!
kamesha
I mean, RuPaul has said some anti-trans things and tried to backpedal the show
JJohnston94
Thank you for saying "backpedal", which is the correct term for this, rather than "backtrack".
FancyFeastAdvocate
Wait, what? That's a Google search for me. What a wild sentence haha
sendmeyourpitbulls
No I think it was sarcasm.
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
He does support fracking.
Hotsauceman
Who the fuck is this douche waffle
CallMeMcGyver
A bump named Philip.
devasto
From my brief research on him, this feels satirical
pushingchildrenintotraffic
that Phillip bump
DutchBoeremeisie
A journalist who was making a joke. Calm down a tad.
wiltsjunk
It's clearly a joke
cousteau
I assumed it was a joke but I've seen dumber shit being said seriously
onemightyandstrong
Phillip Bump
Newdonster
That is an insult to douche waffles everywhere!
DragonThunderUndertaking
Can confirm, I'm here with my douche waffles now, it's absolutely destroyed to see this comparison.
Newdonster
The first rule of douche waffle club......
AdmiralButtStuff
If you squeeze the douche, the waffles will come.
Newdonster
What to you have to do to get some Maple syrup?
Ankylosaur
A guy who forgot that if you don't put "/s" after a joke tweet, douche waffles will think it's serious.
Woogyface
it's on twitter and has a blue checkmark. that indicates the douche waffle is indeed a douche waffle until proven otherwise
DutchBoeremeisie
He's a journalist whose articles are critical of the Trump regime. His post was a joke. But people on this fricking site just love to get their panties in a twist.
Hotsauceman
Okay I appreciate the discovery. People on here do post more serious political stuff than memes and jokes so that’s were my mind now goes. Thank you. I have been mistaken.
Goldmarble
If someone has no context of who this guy is? It can easily be read as something a Republican could, or would, say. So why are you treating people as idiots, for believing it to be such?
EstoyPoopis
Are you telling me that people that believe shit on the INTERNET, of all places, without context, are NOT idiots?
DutchBoeremeisie
People really need to learn to think twice before falling for stuff like this hook,line and sinker.
DutchBoeremeisie
Because I had no context as to who this guy is. And I thought it read as a joke amd couldnt understand why others did not. So I looked up the source before calling him a fuckwaffle.