ExistentialDreadlocks

130122 pts · June 20, 2015


Life is a party, I'm the piñata.

#13 ok so my frontal lobe was fully formed at age 7. Got it.

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You can dance by me all day

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Still trying to work out the physics of these throws. In the first one she clearly throws it way past the camera yet it lands in front somehow. In the second it reappears on the frame from a different angle than it left, and the timing seems off. Could just be lens distortion, idk.

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How to break your finger in one easy step

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Also they were fighting for their lives the entire time. I'm sure they had other things on their mind than where to put their dicks.

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I want to tell you something, but please sit down first.

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That's what I thought. Someone pulling "they're MAGA" out of their ass for upvotes.

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Video doesn't provide any name or link. How TF am I supposed to "check her IG"?

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Imgurians are the exact opposite of "OMG they were roommates".

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Imgurians are worse than middle schoolers. "Don't have a girlfriend? You're gay."

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Unless it's a toll bridge, I say go ahead and use it. Wear it out.

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At first I thought the kid was dressed up as a Royal Guard.

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See that number on my wings, motherfucker? It' not for ID, it's my body count!

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I would absolutely want to see how that turns out.

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#10 At least they're looking for new ideas

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Yeah the stuff he's made after Men In Tights has been... varying.

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Wow, Daphne hasn't aged at all

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One was dancing and one was twerking. I'll take no further questions.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No, he's Greipur. Common mistake.

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The phone fuck - bring your hand up to your ear as if you're answering the phone, then flip the bird with the same hand while saying "it's for you!"

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Update: Still can't.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fake. I grabbed my binoculars to check it out, couldn't see anything.

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Can't fault a man for doing something funny when it was considered funny

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