Found the guy who's been hoarding all the f*cks

Jul 23, 2026 2:53 AM

svardfiska

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The Jim Carry trumpet fuck

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Just fuckin around, for sure.

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The American Fuck

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The phone fuck - bring your hand up to your ear as if you're answering the phone, then flip the bird with the same hand while saying "it's for you!"

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There’s the crank, make like you’re turning a crank and slowly raise the bird, also fake sneezing and flip the bird either while you’re sneezing or instead of. There are so many!

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The crank is one of my favorites.

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one more for your collection: a magical fuck

1 week ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

She's a natural

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Very nice, couple new ones to add to the collection

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🖕

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🖕

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✌️

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👉👌

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Ah, Icelanders.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dorry, I have no more fucks to give

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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You don’t wear glasses, so you can’t operate the sophisticated “adjusting the glasses while telling fuck toy” procedure

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Fuck your head, and the neck it rode in on!!

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"Your vanity is sucking up my bandwith"

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The samurai was great

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It felt a bit like those bowling alley animations lol

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I dunno, I was thinking the middle finger should have popped back up right at the end, with a 'ah-ha!' like it dodged the slash.

1 week ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Should have stayed up

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I always wonder what they're up to these days with older videos/gifs.

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He shifted the focus from the nerdy persona and started doing more … let’s say difficult to like projects. The vids got just too vore-ish (not sure if this is the exact word to describe it) to me so i stopped watching him.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was conscripted and took an Ukrainian drone to the face. /s

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You forgot the classic "Fuck, my glasses fell down" where you push your glasses up the bridge of your nose with a middle finger.

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I like the "Oh Yeah?" - Scratch my side/top of my head with tha finger. :)

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Double points if you are not wearing glasses

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v

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"It can be really fun to fuck your friends" means something different where I live, but I'm on board with all the brilliant gestures.

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Lost in translation for you it was.

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he's not wrong though

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