When a friend comes over unannounced and says you look like crap...
85
16
424
When something costs $1.10 but you only got $1
14
1
64
I know I need it, though.
28
30
201
It's my cake day. Have a Softer World dump.
4
0
576
Far Harbor
16
2
380
Trust Kermit.
3
2
211
ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵈᶦᶜᵏᵇᵘᵗᵗ
13
7
486
When you put a liiiittle too much rum in your rum 'n coke...
20
6
160
When fighting the infection, remember the Rules!
5
6
140
Behold, my creation.
101
20
222
Try explaining THAT to your girlfriend...
8
55
102
Rac**n.
14
27
228
Rough night. Have some OC.
6
3
956
'Portrait of the Drunk Tired Artist in Three Stages'
11
2
168
Selfies are lame. Have a booplesnoot in a flower crown.
169
28
291
Illuminati? In the Supreme Court?
3
19
212
I guess it's my cakeday today, apparently, so here's how I feel about all of you.
3
1
82
'My condolences' would have sufficed...
13
22
233
I'm a living Rapunzel.
34
37
540
I'm doomed to procrastination hell.
16
12
155
Just needed to vent a little.
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49
153