When fighting the infection, remember the Rules!

Unless you're a lucky enough bastard to be surrounded by the 'walking' dead, you're probably gonna have to run. So get off your ass and start doing some jumping jacks.

Always! Double! Tap! All the ammo you might save means nothing when you're a zombie.

Don't get caught with your pants down. Literally.

The g-forces you experience in a collision are more deadly than any zombie.

Make sure you've got the essentials, but leave the dakimakura at home.

Shut up...

... or nut up.

Who wants a leg cramp while running from zombies? Nobody, that's who.

Always check your exits. Make sure you're not running out of the frying pan and into the fire.

The number one cause of death in bad zombie movies is one of the undead sneaking up on you while you're driving. Don't get stuck in a 60mph deathtrap with a hungry corpse.

And most importantly, enjoy the little things. This is pretty applicable no matter the situation, whether it's a zombie apocalypse or your dick.

Twinkie tax. #TeamHuman