EvilLesbian

15127 pts ยท September 20, 2014


If you see this, message me and I'll answer three questions for you in absolute truth (to the best of my knowledge).

Guichon, the Chocolate Warlock.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or maybe Zuckerberg looks like an insane emperor who's way too into his horse?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well well well, consider me whelmed.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Listen, I've played Prey. I know a mimic when I see one.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too! Postural orthostatic tachycardia, heart buzzes instead of beats. High five! But, uh, low five, cause we're on the floor.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh it's definitely a skill, you've gotta learn to draw 'backwards' with the lines first and the colour after, just don't burn yourself.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pleeeease tell me it was a gay wedding.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The secret is you don't turn on the hotplate until AFTER you're done painting the design.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's him, officer, that's the guy right there, take the shot before he gets away.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

"Your mother and I are very disappointed in you, Carl."

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I found out through her mother and through Google. If it's any consolation, her brother is in jail now.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it's any consolation, I'm now dating the mutual best friend I've known for just as long, and we're meeting in Canada in February.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She was murdered in 2015. Sorry to burst your bubble. ?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was supposed to be the copilot.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Supercell storms are much more dangerous than regular storms. We're technically having what we've always had, dialled up to eleven.

6 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

She looks like a muppet.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He lost his ringlight.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Community organisation and direct action.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My time has cum.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#21 is a little misleading, the fires have been burning here since September in some places.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey OP, can you add some kind of warning on the gif one? I just had to spend ten minutes trying to calm my arrhythmia...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Considering taking a double dose of my arrhythmia medication for that one holy f u c k

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Was about to say. Thought I had a migraine coming on when I read that...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh shit, my username is finally relevant!

6 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 2

Thank you for the motivation! I've lost 45 pounds so far, got another 45 to go, thank you for the spark of courage to keep going!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think that's the point.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It really shows the link between rhinos and tapirs! Fascinating!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I thought it would have been the father, judging by the fact that it's a ginger cat, and most of those are males. Plus the kitten colours.

7 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

I know how you feel. Four years ago, my best friend and long-distance partner was murdered. It hurts regardless of distance.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pitbull was in 1981. Seal was born in 1963. So Seal came first.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0