15127 pts ยท September 20, 2014
If you see this, message me and I'll answer three questions for you in absolute truth (to the best of my knowledge).
Guichon, the Chocolate Warlock.
Or maybe Zuckerberg looks like an insane emperor who's way too into his horse?
Well well well, consider me whelmed.
Listen, I've played Prey. I know a mimic when I see one.
Me too! Postural orthostatic tachycardia, heart buzzes instead of beats. High five! But, uh, low five, cause we're on the floor.
Oh it's definitely a skill, you've gotta learn to draw 'backwards' with the lines first and the colour after, just don't burn yourself.
Pleeeease tell me it was a gay wedding.
The secret is you don't turn on the hotplate until AFTER you're done painting the design.
That's him, officer, that's the guy right there, take the shot before he gets away.
"Your mother and I are very disappointed in you, Carl."
Yeah, I found out through her mother and through Google. If it's any consolation, her brother is in jail now.
If it's any consolation, I'm now dating the mutual best friend I've known for just as long, and we're meeting in Canada in February.
She was murdered in 2015. Sorry to burst your bubble. ?
He was supposed to be the copilot.
Supercell storms are much more dangerous than regular storms. We're technically having what we've always had, dialled up to eleven.
She looks like a muppet.
He lost his ringlight.
Community organisation and direct action.
My time has cum.
#21 is a little misleading, the fires have been burning here since September in some places.
Hey OP, can you add some kind of warning on the gif one? I just had to spend ten minutes trying to calm my arrhythmia...
Considering taking a double dose of my arrhythmia medication for that one holy f u c k
Was about to say. Thought I had a migraine coming on when I read that...
Oh shit, my username is finally relevant!
Thank you for the motivation! I've lost 45 pounds so far, got another 45 to go, thank you for the spark of courage to keep going!
I think that's the point.
It really shows the link between rhinos and tapirs! Fascinating!
I thought it would have been the father, judging by the fact that it's a ginger cat, and most of those are males. Plus the kitten colours.
I know how you feel. Four years ago, my best friend and long-distance partner was murdered. It hurts regardless of distance.
Pitbull was in 1981. Seal was born in 1963. So Seal came first.
Guichon, the Chocolate Warlock.
Or maybe Zuckerberg looks like an insane emperor who's way too into his horse?
Well well well, consider me whelmed.
Listen, I've played Prey. I know a mimic when I see one.
Me too! Postural orthostatic tachycardia, heart buzzes instead of beats. High five! But, uh, low five, cause we're on the floor.
Oh it's definitely a skill, you've gotta learn to draw 'backwards' with the lines first and the colour after, just don't burn yourself.
Pleeeease tell me it was a gay wedding.
The secret is you don't turn on the hotplate until AFTER you're done painting the design.
That's him, officer, that's the guy right there, take the shot before he gets away.
"Your mother and I are very disappointed in you, Carl."
Yeah, I found out through her mother and through Google. If it's any consolation, her brother is in jail now.
If it's any consolation, I'm now dating the mutual best friend I've known for just as long, and we're meeting in Canada in February.
She was murdered in 2015. Sorry to burst your bubble. ?
He was supposed to be the copilot.
Supercell storms are much more dangerous than regular storms. We're technically having what we've always had, dialled up to eleven.
She looks like a muppet.
He lost his ringlight.
Community organisation and direct action.
My time has cum.
#21 is a little misleading, the fires have been burning here since September in some places.
Hey OP, can you add some kind of warning on the gif one? I just had to spend ten minutes trying to calm my arrhythmia...
Considering taking a double dose of my arrhythmia medication for that one holy f u c k
Was about to say. Thought I had a migraine coming on when I read that...
Oh shit, my username is finally relevant!
Thank you for the motivation! I've lost 45 pounds so far, got another 45 to go, thank you for the spark of courage to keep going!
I think that's the point.
It really shows the link between rhinos and tapirs! Fascinating!
I thought it would have been the father, judging by the fact that it's a ginger cat, and most of those are males. Plus the kitten colours.
I know how you feel. Four years ago, my best friend and long-distance partner was murdered. It hurts regardless of distance.
Pitbull was in 1981. Seal was born in 1963. So Seal came first.