Emberskyes

9033 pts · April 10, 2017


No one said they were clean.

3 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Golden like his showers?

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stacy is wrong...

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nature abhors a giant hole in the ground.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Beautiful.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't mind micro-transactions, I practically never use them.

Online to play offline game makes me angry. Seriously why?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure this was in Washington last year.

4 weeks ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 5

Boss is helping you find a new spouse??? Oh wait, I read that wrong.

Your boss is clearly a good boss.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I did that to my arm lifting one into the back of my dad's pickup. Took years for the scar to fade on the inside of my arm.

Stupid pressure washer.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fact... god damn it...

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did your spirit leave your broken body after the face.

1 month ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

The days get shorter from here on out.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Make sure your parking brake actually works. A lot of them do not.

Give yourself some room, E-Brake on, into drive, foot off brake. If your car drives off it doesn't work.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hercule Meowrot.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well Duh, the man's a criminal.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is to be fair odd. It was made during the Amarna period, Nefertiti was Akanatan's favourite wife and Akanatan turned everything in Egypt on its ear. Everything in the Amarna period is weird.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@Ellie You know Nathan Fillion collects cash registers. I'm just saying.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The doll's room would be more terrifying.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can see at night???

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sue for billions…

2 months ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 2

You guys had computers in school???

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brake fluid will also do this to your paint. Fellow I worked with had just restored an old muscle car. Front brakes leaked and pealed the paint off half his engine compartment.

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm in this picture and I hate it!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1/4 of a slice... maybe.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Carbonated weasel piss.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do the elephants get to mount his head above their fireplace,

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, a weird thing happened mom...

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are beautiful.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don’t care how damn enlightened I’m going to become those better be escalators!

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