Zero. When I was like sixteen, my mom got a pizza stone, so my sister made her own homemade pizza. A seven cheese pizza. Now, you might think that means seven different kind of cheeses mixed together. NO. No, she made seven LAYERS of different cheeses, one on top of the other. The cheese on top was as thick as the crust beneath it. First bite, tasted great. Second bite, this might be a problem. Third bite, instant vomit. Can't eat plain cheese pizza since.
TBH I'm still trying to figure out why the middle looks so pale. Maybe unpopular opinion but that's way too much cheese and nothing else going on. I'll take a half of a corner slice
I don't know and I'm not interested in how many I could eat, only that I would get the chance to eat REAL PIZZA. I live in Turkey, they ABSOLUTELY CANNOT MAKE PIZZA here and it's frustrating as hell. They...they don't put the fucking pizza sauce on the dough. Seriously messed up.
dough. cheese. toppings. That is "pizza" in this place. That's it. In a country that pummels dishes with tomatoes, the ONE FOOD that requires it they will not add to it.
When I got out of Boot Camp... there was a pizza pallor I would go to Every Friday..... Pepperoni, olives, mushrooms and sausage, DEEP Dish and a Large Coke............. Then, after finishing the Whole thing, went to go see 'Heavy Metal'.
At my current age, I might be able to devour half of that thing, but I'm going to be feeling it (in a bad way). 20 years ago, I'd wolf that whole thing down and still want a snack.
My answer changed as the video went on. At the beginning I said ‘one slice is good’ and then at around 5 seconds, I was thinking ‘I could do 2 slices’. At the 8 second mark, I was thinking 4 slices would be fine. But by the end, I gotta admit, I think I want 8 slices of this.
Well i don't say yes nor no, cuz there are cheese that won't brown heavily, only lightly like this one despite being properly baked on a pizza since pizza doesn't stay in the oven for like 30 min unlike stuff like lasagna & so on, but like i said i'm not say yes nor no, as this one could just be underdone as you said.
First, it's not deep dish nor detroit style if you don't have it cooked in the deep, thick pans that actually cook the outer edges and form a roasted cheese crust.
Second, I have eaten all 8, but I was hungry that day. Normally it's only 3 or 4 pieces.
The sauce distribution really bothers me. This seems like it was made by a hungover Italian guy that forgot the sauce until the pizza was already baked.
I just had Detroit style from Jets yesterday and the sauce was below the cheese. Still a rectangular deep dish with a crust that was practically fried from heavily buttering that pan though, coupled with the cheese all the way to the edge getting nicely roasted.
BeckyLookAtHerButt
Gimme a corner slice
FermentTheRich3000
Depending on the toppings...all.
PassionAggressive
Should be called loaf instead of slice
Drew442
I think i could do 3 for sure
GoodTransPuppyGirl
Zero. When I was like sixteen, my mom got a pizza stone, so my sister made her own homemade pizza. A seven cheese pizza. Now, you might think that means seven different kind of cheeses mixed together. NO. No, she made seven LAYERS of different cheeses, one on top of the other. The cheese on top was as thick as the crust beneath it. First bite, tasted great. Second bite, this might be a problem. Third bite, instant vomit. Can't eat plain cheese pizza since.
JohnBigboote74
Could you just cut it into 4 slices? I'm not that hungry.
xmaneds
haw haw YES! funniest joke from 1951
Randomice
One. But he keeps slicing it in pieces.
Otomasoteraph
That peesha is cold
LoPhatJoe
yikes! maybe 2 of these.
jankyupeblik
Agreed. And we don't need to talk about what kind of stool it will produce.
CoalhouseWalker
TBH I'm still trying to figure out why the middle looks so pale. Maybe unpopular opinion but that's way too much cheese and nothing else going on. I'll take a half of a corner slice
dpat13
I’m with you. That looks like the cheese is so thick it’s like gum. 1/4 of a piece for me and make it from the edge
Zeeall
Two pies.
CitizenK9
same
bottledham
SirSmurfalot
Someone is going to hell for that.
Navrodel
There are reasons that no one sane ever goes to Altoona, PA.
jimhotep
.3
bripi
I don't know and I'm not interested in how many I could eat, only that I would get the chance to eat REAL PIZZA. I live in Turkey, they ABSOLUTELY CANNOT MAKE PIZZA here and it's frustrating as hell. They...they don't put the fucking pizza sauce on the dough. Seriously messed up.
CitizenK9
what do they put?
bripi
dough. cheese. toppings. That is "pizza" in this place. That's it. In a country that pummels dishes with tomatoes, the ONE FOOD that requires it they will not add to it.
Ilikestyx
I can generally eat about 1-1.5 pounds of food in a sitting... so however many that is.
kaijuuGold
we had a pizza shop that was from the future they served the square pizza with a whole round brownie
TheFastpaws
Easily the whole thing.
ArchaeoEejit
That's not a pizza, that is a load of bread with cheese on it.
cuddlydingo
Yes.
Bludabeagle
When I got out of Boot Camp... there was a pizza pallor I would go to Every Friday..... Pepperoni, olives, mushrooms and sausage, DEEP Dish and a Large Coke............. Then, after finishing the Whole thing, went to go see 'Heavy Metal'.
Snezko
da frack you mean slices? you're baking a 2nd one just for me, don't give me em slices bs! *devours the whole damn thing*
Navrodel
You don't have enough slices to stop me.
CitizenK9
lol
TheRealNotSparta
None. Because if the pizza's cut into squares I'd rather have nothing.
laternamagicalux
One pizza is one pizza. I eat one pizza. I can't really answer how many bites of a burger I eat either. I eat one burger.
ilhares
At my current age, I might be able to devour half of that thing, but I'm going to be feeling it (in a bad way). 20 years ago, I'd wolf that whole thing down and still want a snack.
CaptainThePirate
My answer changed as the video went on. At the beginning I said ‘one slice is good’ and then at around 5 seconds, I was thinking ‘I could do 2 slices’. At the 8 second mark, I was thinking 4 slices would be fine. But by the end, I gotta admit, I think I want 8 slices of this.
spooktree
nimeton0
But why did they cut the original one slice into eight smaller pieces?
CitizenK9
lol same
cheezencrackers
Yeah that looks like a single serving pizza to me
xmaneds
OP didn't specify "sitting" so if I eat this from 11am -- 3:30pm and then take a nap . . . .
polepolekaz
It is called sobremesa in Spain. You start with lunch and stick around till dinner.
xmaneds
? donde' esta tu tomo' la siesta esta tarde? Mi siesta yo tome' sobre el mesa con un almuerzo por tres horas ... con un pizza muy grande . . . .
dragonbaby81
Can or should?
CitizenK9
ahhhhh, good point.
Juddyouclown
Yeah no problem I could eat that in one sitting
Imjustheretodrinkandcomment
Unpopular opinion - that's too much cheese.
StupidCanadianWolfBird
dieselpunk
The quantity is okay, but it's criminally undercooked.
Snezko
Well i don't say yes nor no, cuz there are cheese that won't brown heavily, only lightly like this one despite being properly baked on a pizza since pizza doesn't stay in the oven for like 30 min unlike stuff like lasagna & so on, but like i said i'm not say yes nor no, as this one could just be underdone as you said.
UndulatingTerrain
Yeah, that's what I call an American amount of cheese and I mean it as a slur.
FeralAV
I was in Italy last week, what qualifies as pizza in most places around the world places is astounding.
WhyCantIStopArguingWithInternetTrolls
Seconded.
SandpaperCock
I respectfully disagree.
FermentTheRich3000
BLASPHEMER!
Snezko
No such thing! (there can be too much WRONG cheese, but no such thing as too much cheese)
petpet3d
Yeah. Bit more cheese tho
bambulina
Honestly, it's too much everything. I'll take the pizza on the right.
Imjustheretodrinkandcomment
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quietwalker
First, it's not deep dish nor detroit style if you don't have it cooked in the deep, thick pans that actually cook the outer edges and form a roasted cheese crust.
Second, I have eaten all 8, but I was hungry that day. Normally it's only 3 or 4 pieces.
TheDoctorCrankenstein
It also isn't deep dish if it is 90% fucking dough.
Deep dish is supposed to be filled with toppings and sauce that are kept in place by said cheese crust. It should practically be a lasagna.
perinoid
it is a Sicilian style pizza
EzraFell
The sauce distribution really bothers me. This seems like it was made by a hungover Italian guy that forgot the sauce until the pizza was already baked.
quietwalker
Detroit style has cheese on the bottom, sauce on the top.
EzraFell
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detroit-style_pizza?wprov=sfla1
According to this article, the sauce being on top is an optional aspect of it, and 1/2 of the pizzas shown in the article, do not have sauce on top.
EzraFell
I just had Detroit style from Jets yesterday and the sauce was below the cheese. Still a rectangular deep dish with a crust that was practically fried from heavily buttering that pan though, coupled with the cheese all the way to the edge getting nicely roasted.
quietwalker
Jet's is pretty awful. There's one down the street from me, and while we were excited, it's pretty crap. :(
It's Detroit style like dominos is authentic italian.
EzraFell
Enh. The one on Brodie isn't too bad. My favorite will always be Milanos or Conan's though.
JeezusJuice
QC across locations is weak, but when you find a good one, it’s great. I get it all the time, and I have world-class options around me.