43 Year old Male. IT Professional, former US Army Infantry Soldier, child of the 90s nerd. Lover of Star Wars, 80s-90s culture, Comic Books. I shit my pants at work 15 years ago. Don't Cross the Streams; Be Excellent To Each Other. Get this to the front page, and ill buy you a pack of adult diapers.
I've never seen so many Cybertrucks in one place before!
I normally would have, its how my parents taught me, but I had had a few drinks, so I didnt want to chance anything.
ah yes, how could I forget. They only do shit like this ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
(2/2) The guy in the green is a fan of Mexico whose fanbase is generally very welcoming and hospitable. He flashes a red card to the Argentine guy, which is a sign during a soccer game when a player does something specifically egregious and is immediately ejected. Furthermore, he is unable to play in the next game, and that player's team will then have to play the rest of the game with 10 players as opposed to the full 11.
(1/2) This is from a Mexico/Argentina game. Argentina (white and blue stripes) are effectively the "bad guys" of international soccer (futbol). They play dirty, they always win (except for last night, VIVA ESPAÑA!), and they have arguably the best player in the world currently, Leo Messi. FIFA, which is the governing body of international soccer, has been accused of having special rules for him and for the team, which have helped them win games in sometimes under unscrupulous circumstances.
You. I like you.
Martin's pane should read "Writes a book....eventually"
Your logic is infallible.
Never forget, Segal literally got the piss choked out of him once. While on the set of "Out for Justice," he claimed that his aikido training made him immune to chokes.
Gene Lebell, a famous grappler who was serving as the film's fight choreographer, offered to put Segal to the test by putting him in a rear-naked choke.
As Segal passed out, he pissed himself.
"Nobody summons Megatron!"
These pro-life people fascinate me. They will do this stuff to make sure a baby is born, and then vote for someone who wants to gut the Department of Education and get rid of infant assistance programs. In the immortal words of George Carlin, "If you're pre-born, you're fine; if you're pre-school, you're fucked!"
Yes, dolphins and whales have horizontal tails, sharks have vertical. But it was probably hard for them to tell from sea level.
My 5 year old daughter wouldnt speak to me for two days because I refused to throw her like a rag doll into the deep end of a pool. (She can't swim yet.)
His ultimate move is to convert all the water in your body into wine, and you immediately explode.
The red card is expert level.
"To shreds you say"
Typically I adopt a position of "dont be a dick to people" but this lady deserves to be made fun of. Not the kid but the mother.
I travelled to London from US a few years ago and had some beans at a pub as part of a full English. They were incredible; savory and delicious. I have been chasing the flavor of those beans for years. Baked Beans in the US are too sweet.
someone tell the guy in the light blue polo his plate carrier is showing.
right sorry, American arrogance strikes again. I shall now insert this carnivorous earwig into my brain as penance.........hmmmm kinda tickles a little bit.
Also the US is *NOT* a Christian nation. Literally says so in the Constitution.
Wait, you have a working Belcher gland?
To be fairrrrrrrr. A lot of times, private/independent schools will/would hire people who don't have degrees in the subject they teach because they are not restricted by the state guidelines like public schools are. It's less common now, but it happened all the time in the 70's and 80's. It was more than likely that he knew someone at the school who got him the job. Doesn't make it right....
España es un lugar magnífico.
Fun fact: Andre once crushed so many beers that he passed out in a hotel lobby. He was so heavy they couldn't move him, so they just draped tableclothes over him and waited for and let him sleep it off.
"So what flavor of autism did you get?"
And just like that. Little Nigel was no longer interested in women.
Wait, was this the same Bovino who got caught cranking it to a Nat Geo magazine in a bathroom stall in high school and then shit his pants? That Bovino?!
everoyone in congress knows where their bread is buttered. Its never going to change until we fire everyone and get rid of AIPAC.