Condor3615

2595 pts · January 8, 2021


If it's imperative (a command) there is no need for commas. If it's a list, the proper way to format the sentence is to use the Oxford comma: Eat, shit, and die. Most people eliminate the Oxford comma and write: Eat, shit and die. This is incorrect, but the common usage. How's that for a shitpost?

17 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hilarious! Thank you!

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What would a mole of moles look like?

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good one! Have a plunger.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Down with The Trumpwork Orange!!!

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”
― George Orwell, Animal Farm

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Finally - an honest politician!

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remind me to start watching Reacher again.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What kind of head of state talks like this?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Didn't Sheldon invent one of these in The Big Bang Theory?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but at least we aren't in the Iron Sky timeline.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't there a movie where the army board makes all the recruits stand naked in front of an examining board? I think it's Hair?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From what I understand, with New York traffic, it DOES take that long.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#42 - I am trying so hard not to visualize the bottom half of this picture. THIS IS NOT A CHALLENGE!!!

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THIS is the kind of chutzpah the Democrats need.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Of course! I've even watched (and really like) the series.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There just aren't enough pictures of women on beaches in Slave Leia costumes.

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Nature is both beautiful and disgusting.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Interesting - I had thought that this would be a quote from Shakespeare. It is actually from Rudyard Kipling.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This could be worse - from the caption, I assumed they had been given a number of people they had to shoot in a given period. I put nothing past the fascist s**tstains now running this country.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kawai!!!

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Beautiful art! Is this a TV show or webseries that I missed?

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Ouch! Well played, Sir!

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Pretty much.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been saying for the last couple of years that the Rethuglicans are trying to kill off the middle class. Thank you for reminding me that there is a name for that.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You do know how to dial a phone? Put your finger in the hole and make a tiny little circle. - Lauren Bacall (I think?)

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, it's spirit photography.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where and to whom do I send the flowers?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

26. Which raises the question: Do you measure a centaur's height in feet or hands? (This looks weird no matter how I say it.)

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is outright fascism. Our ancestors started a revolution because the British were doing this s**t to us.

2 weeks ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2