"Reacher" star Alan Ritchson calls Trump a "Fucking rapist" in a tirade about the Epstein files: "That bitch has the keys to the nuclear codes. He's like all up into 13-year-olds."
I love how he just loses it. Someone needs to unleash him into the wild of politics and make a TV show about it. I'd totally watch that shit every day.
He seems like someone that will not bend if they decide to apply pressure. Obviously hard to say with absolute certainty, but I am hoping I am correct.
I never got around to watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine until it landed on Netflix, at which point I'd already seen the first two or three seasons of Reacher.
And the second I saw him in that flashback episode I was like, it's Reacher!
The maga chuds love him and think Jack Reacher should be orange turd's personal bodyguard, doubt they'll believe this real. Then again they love Yellowstone and for some reason never thought Homelander from The Boys was a villain, their brains are mud at best.
The confusing part was when he said "I'm a Christian I shouldn't say fuck." Like.... like is it cause I'm from Jersey, that those two things don't make sense together?
Nice. Seems like a cool guy. I bet him and Henry Cavill would be friends and I'm just now remembering as I'm typing this that they did a movie together, think it was WWII, something about gentlemanly conduct or something. Brb
They will never listen to anyone else so hell to the fuck yea. Speaking as a white dude we need to weaponize our privilige at every possible turn. The morons are submissive followers to their cores so a buff white dude telling them shit is way more likely to make it through because it's not immediately and automatically discounted due to their inherent racism and bigotry.
I saw this the other day and it helped me reframe part of my perspective on how to be a better ally as a white man. You can also swap in any other marginalized community and the form of bigotry that targets them. It helps take the owness of evaluation off the marginalized party, and more actively centers around making the bigots more uncomfortable.
First season was decent, true to source materia l of the first book. Second and third season were pretty weak IMO. Only played them once I had some beers and joints in me and needed bedtime content I could easily ignore.
T1nkerHell
I love how he just loses it. Someone needs to unleash him into the wild of politics and make a TV show about it. I'd totally watch that shit every day.
Nukls
lostinthoughtinathoughlessworld
Yep, that's mostly what I have been saying since that pedo got in office.
MrBurberrySteve
I haven’t heard that screech level from him since Blue Mountain State’s pocket pussy episode. Love this dude.
Magjee
Thad Castle was such a nuts character
jwillywill
Aranon1183
I keep forgetting how high is voice is. Lol
Gotcha44
Gentle giant. I love that guy.
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"But but he has the brain to match."
ShimmerinStrider
FUCK!
cxmpxsxd
The business daddies will not be pleased by this...
Hukkie
He seems like someone that will not bend if they decide to apply pressure. Obviously hard to say with absolute certainty, but I am hoping I am correct.
LuveBunny
Yea, he likely isn't one to give two shits what morons think or say. A guy I would love to have a beer with.
LuveBunny
Christians can say fuck....granted, they tend to say it about little boys but there is no rule about them saying fuck
paullyboy1999
He is my new man crush.
Mack1986
This giy better play Blazkowicz in the live action Wolfenstein series
sfrinlan
ooh, okay, that'd be interesting
Beefkins
My man.
Harm
The scene is so much better than the title lets us anticipate. Also he's right, he just says out loud what a LOT of people are thinking.
donpat
Righteous anger is a good look on him.
CounselorUSN
I'm not gay, but I'd do his laundry.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
Morning mantra
AntaNce
This is great & works ALL DAY! Not just for mornings :)
StonesTwice
So on point
BastardMan1977
I'm stealing that
sherlockhooves
Alan we're all incredibly angry. We just don't get attention since the media was bought out by billionaires.
Arcanum3000
If we get a Wolfenstein movie that doesn't suck, he should play B.J.
FreePalestineAndTheWorldFromIsrael
Oh my god YES
BastardMan1977
As if I needed another reason to like Alan Ritchson
Fuckimgurcunts
Damn and I was worried that would be some toxic masculinity type show
TheSecondPiewackit
His role as Lassan in The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. The Basterds would have scouted him had they been in the same universe.
Righteousdew
Fuck you, Lassan?
azazyel
Remember his small role in Brooklyn 99?
ForceAwakenWasLame
He should play Batman next
ontarioOT
I didn't know that was him. Amazing.
Madcaplaughs84
Wait, what? I have to go look that up. I don't remember.
BastardMan1977
I’m going to say no but I am planning a rewatch of the entire series soon so I’ll keep an eye out for him
JakunJa
Flat top. Hangs with the Freak.
shameofslate
I never got around to watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine until it landed on Netflix, at which point I'd already seen the first two or three seasons of Reacher.
And the second I saw him in that flashback episode I was like, it's Reacher!
borgeano
I’m sorry, what do you mean “small role”..? Kickass, young Scully would like a word
barontaint
The maga chuds love him and think Jack Reacher should be orange turd's personal bodyguard, doubt they'll believe this real. Then again they love Yellowstone and for some reason never thought Homelander from The Boys was a villain, their brains are mud at best.
OtisTDrunk
Get Him Big Man!
ChazzK
The confusing part was when he said "I'm a Christian I shouldn't say fuck."
Like.... like is it cause I'm from Jersey, that those two things don't make sense together?
SpikesGuns
Nice. Seems like a cool guy. I bet him and Henry Cavill would be friends and I'm just now remembering as I'm typing this that they did a movie together, think it was WWII, something about gentlemanly conduct or something. Brb
Harm
And coincidentally about killing nazis.
bekindtoanimals
He’s not wrong
TooRexyForMyShirt
The bot-farm manosphere army on various social media sites are losing it that Alan insulted their orange rapist god...
LuveBunny
Ok, well go say it to his face and lemme know how it works out for them.
Beefkins
It's hilarious they ever thought he might be on their side.
MisanthropicMath
Omfg! As a female former medic, I cannot approve this message more
Arcanum3000
"He's a huge muscular white man with no neck! How can he not be on our side?!"
7qd26tttv7
... because they're all huge obese white men with no dick.
The similarities are, uh, striking.
AllAnusMorissette
good. it's exactly what they need to hear, especially from someone they admire
couldyounot123
They will never listen to anyone else so hell to the fuck yea. Speaking as a white dude we need to weaponize our privilige at every possible turn. The morons are submissive followers to their cores so a buff white dude telling them shit is way more likely to make it through because it's not immediately and automatically discounted due to their inherent racism and bigotry.
MyMixtapeMeltsSteelBeams
I saw this the other day and it helped me reframe part of my perspective on how to be a better ally as a white man. You can also swap in any other marginalized community and the form of bigotry that targets them. It helps take the owness of evaluation off the marginalized party, and more actively centers around making the bigots more uncomfortable.
Condor3615
Remind me to start watching Reacher again.
7qd26tttv7
First season was decent, true to source materia l of the first book. Second and third season were pretty weak IMO. Only played them once I had some beers and joints in me and needed bedtime content I could easily ignore.
Gustave13
maga goons use AI to make orange man look buff when this guy is for real jacked
Iblamemyparentstoo
What is with MAGA's homoerotic idolizing of trump anyway
sfrinlan
Fascists worship a warrior culture, and for Trump to be such a slob can't register in their brains.
Gustave13
cognitive dissonance
welcometothedystopia
65yo homophobic boomer men saying "Daddy's Home" in 2025 online was just fucking hilarious because it's so weird.
20 yo straight women saying it is so fucking gross...like girl you know you're too old for him?