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Fun stuff.
cryborg
#27
Lordenki40
#5 More slop. Not that I need a detector to see it, but for the hypocrites I'll include one.
ekraft1189
#7 please tell me I'm not the only one that thinks this looks like AOC encouraging Godzilla to destroy flock cameras (justified I might add)
cantreach
#22 https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1czJmZG8zMHR0NzVjdjM4dG04NHE2ZnZoenRyOGxieWoxbmhqNWhoMCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/mWWtoyYI9iBtBYeXgi/200w.webp
profiledit
Thanks DK.
southflhitnrun
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdng1dmtla2lkZ2Q4YTl0YzdjNXltMW10OWRlZTQ1emNoMG12NDNwZiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/2XflxzGt19HmO1Xo62s/giphy.gif
LewdLuteGoblin
JonnyTightlips
Well I guess one benefit of the night shift is I get to see these dumps first! Downside is I'm fucking tirrrrrreeeeddd
RainOubliette
I feel that, fellow night shifter.
GCRACK13
There are dozens of us!
PizzaCraig
#8 Just got home from a quick run to Kroger. Absolutely sucking wind.
fyrefox23
#43 me, as I stare at the last remaining pill of my psych meds (I lost my insurance and can't get a refill)
haveanupvotegif
Omnislash9
#8 seriously, it's so bad today
anjeleyezjr
Wait. Canada is on fire again?
TI99Kitty
It's their turn. Don't worry, we'll have the next several runaway wildfires.
apairofpetducks
We have 'em every year, as regular as California
tentacularfleshscape
Bigtime
UnoriginalPieceOfRepeatingShit
Found the not midwest/northeasterner
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
#43 Does this mean you're taking another break soon?
tentacularfleshscape
#17 ??
AshesVonDust
I also do not understand and hope someone will explain
HillOfBeans
My assumption is first day of school pictures, because a lot of places start back in early August.
alyssaaac
#23
SamHandwhich
#21
ElectricSlideOrchestra
The raw sexual tension of that photo is astounding
SamHandwhich
😆
bigtwindaddy10
#19 I would die for Gary!
GigiDundas
But will you murder for Gary?
yifin
Great, who are we killing? I won't do kids. That's a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kid's a dick.
Gutpilegutezeit
Gary got drunk and ruined my birthday party!
MuffinProof
Say thank you Gary!
Gutpilegutezeit
(Sobbing) thank y...y..u Gary
HillOfBeans
HOLAKOOO
johnefffd
#27 fyi: Ava Dahl
captainsweatypants
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UnoriginalPieceOfRepeatingShit
#18 what in the fuck is going on with that trap?
nothingunused
Guaranteed repeat business!
bad1080
and he didn't even smoke the bowl...
TomBrokaw
homeowner IS the plumber
bad1080
back into the mines you go! (i suppose that's where you get those memes)
AvsFreak
#33 I think that is Charlie Kirk and they just bronzed him.
PineappleLoopsBroether
#13
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Muppetman18
#33 I can't wait to see all the creative ways it gets defaced
GimcrackGewgaw
I do like the idea of setting it on a grate and making it a public urinal. NYC lacks public bathrooms, and this would be a service we can use. And it would be a fitting tribute.
CouldntCakeLess
Liked the first design better.
MayMayz4DayzYo
wadatahmydamie
A drill and some plumbing could make it into a lovely fountain
battleofhastings1066
It's already a urinal.
turdferguson74
The microphone position alone gives so many ideas
Thorketil
I hope someone has a Sharpie with them.
WhyDontYouMakeMe
A battery powered engraving pen is cheap and easily concealable
Toqom
Odd an Italian neo-nazi is.making is art
Hootykai
Superb. Take the rest of the week off, you have earned it.
cantreach
Thanks meme Daddy
Iaimtomisbehave
#2 Good news everyone, the bison who launched peepaw will not be killed because of a human's carelessness! https://nypost.com/2026/07/14/us-news/yellowstone-bison-that-tossed-tourist-8-feet-into-air-will-not-be-euthanized/ (Sorry about the Post link, I know it's birdcage liner,)
iamagopher
Thank you for the link but did you actually read the article?
gablestout
He was NOT being careless. He was 100 yards away. Yellowstone's minimum recommended distance is 25 yards. Another truck startled the bison, and the bison charged the dude instead.
aRootinaTootin
gablestout
The other day a dude (who was actually watching from a responsible distance) ended up getting tossed in the air by a bison that charged after a truck drove by the bison and startled it.
Jetfuelcanmeltme
He was not careless, he was literally following every reasonable precaution, a hundred yards away looking through binoculars and ran the moment it stood up and got the kid out of there. It was surrounded in a campsite and agitated attacking random people, the truck pissed it off and it charged and then redirected its ire towards him. You can laugh at the memes but don't make shit up about his morals.
Iaimtomisbehave
You are all correct and I was totally wrong, no excuse. I apologize to you all and to the injured man.
Jetfuelcanmeltme
You weren't entirely wrong either, its not all white and black, sometimes the white get a little grubby. In almost every other situation the animal would be punished and the human would have been a douchebag who was bothering it and deserved it. Its just a lesson in learning context before assuming something for the future. Its easy for bias to sneak up on you after you see something happen so many times. Im autistic AF if it seemed hostile on my end.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Any word on his injuries? That was a hell of a toss and I can't imagine the soil absorbed too much of the impact when he landed.
Jetfuelcanmeltme
Underwent successful surgery to repair a broken femur near his hip, and is recovering last I heard
BarryTheCyborg
He had a few broken bones that required surgery, but it doesn't sound like he's in the ICU or critical care. He was conscious after the attack and the first thing he asked was if his grandkid was ok.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
True grandpa, only caring about his grandkids. Poor guy... ;n;
jethroismaxbaer5772
#15 Soon they'll be fighting about the Falklands again.
ChikaChickaBowWow
The fuckin’ islands?
TCooley79
#10 https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlOW42ajRldjBmejExa2M5czhqc25tN2N2cDJ5N294OHRzZ3c1bW1mdCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/PGwU07sFqGh0c/giphy.mp4
ElectricSlideOrchestra
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cmZoa2psM295djhjazNtZ3cxcGkwbWI2c3FobWE1YnY0M2ZpZjN6diZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/7P2q6uXI1MRCE/200w.webp
DongleDingler
I'm confused, is he advertising weed or sex toys?
SalmonTheWise
The box. You opened it, he came. He has such sights to show you.
TomBrokaw
as I recall it's from a cheech and chong movie so gonna say drugs
Sticklebrickk
Not cheese and Chong, it's from a movie called Blow with Johnny Depp
TomBrokaw
Ah, you're right, I was thinking of Nice Dreams, but he was way weirder in that. Blow was pretty good as I recall
TCooley79
Very good. It was perfect.
CarelessWhimper
Thank for the new batch of memes, I hope you're doing well DK (despite the watery poops danger)
Jamerperson
Is that what the poop knife is for?
CarelessWhimper
Idk, at that state it probably should be a poop ladle
SheepySleepySmuggler
For the clean up? I doubt a ladle could handle the volume or splashback if used as a primary collector
pikamew222
pandemicpolemic
scrumtrilescent
Thanks, I hate the mental picture I just got 😆
CarelessWhimper
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mesquiteTex
You won’t need a poop knife for these poops.
turdferguson74
Poop ladle?
theshinobi23
Gotta scoop it into the Pooper Soaker somehow..
HillOfBeans
Glamourcat
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NDJpczd0M2duZ3E4cXVjeHB1b3huNWUyeWRzN2tlc3h2eHc2d3F2aSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3FBwwRCNTSa52/200w.webp