CobainsSarcoma

22113 pts ยท March 8, 2019


not to mention that jesus was 5'9", tops

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and that he's 6'3" and 239#

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they're called freedom wounds and you heathen commies should be grateful that donald trunp.... sorry, i can't finish

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my parents tried their best but sometimes their best wasn't good enough

oh, was that insulting?

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#1 lemmy pulled more tail than a r****d at a petting zoo

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'jesus blessed us with a baby after he sent us to that fertility clinic'

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'lEt'S g0 sKiInG iTlL bE fUN' DO YOU THINK FROSTBITE IS FUN BRAD?

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merging traffic yields to through traffic

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#1 i made carrot cake but instead of carrots i used kale it's gross what happened?

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inconvenient truth: on a long enough timeline, every penny you spend is going to end up in the hands of some rich asshole that will probably just hoard it. the best you can do is make that route as circuitous as possible.

you shop at the farmer's market and that's great. what if they get their packaging from Uline? You got health insurance through your job and that's great. What if it's through UHC?

also, read up on Henry Ford a little bit.

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that's what it's like growing up in Omaha

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they'll also tell you that they're less gullible to propaganda and that jill stein would fix the war, the economy and healthcare. as if bernie sanders would willingly give up his magic wand of peace prosperity and health

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I GOTTA GO SLOW OVER HERE RIGHT NOW

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about 19 picoseconds

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'you should have learned a trade then' - boomers after pushing you into unaffordable university instead of .... yep you guessed it - trade school

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nobody is going to jack shit

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70 million waterheads believe every word that drops from that disgusting face-anus and another 90 million can't be arsed to fight against it.

this was a great country once. not in a long time though.

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fuck doordash with a rusty red hot rake

oh boy i get to wait two hours to pay $52 for $36 worth of cold food that the restaurant loses money on. well at least the driver gets to park on the sidewalk so there's that i guess

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'it's ok because he was on teevee' - seventy million waterheads

'kamala was probably going to do the same thing and joe biden is old cnn said so' - ninety million non voting waterheads

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EVER.

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contractor here

it doesn't ever stop

EVER

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screenshot this

mitch mcconnell will die august 5th

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that's a challenging wank

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kitty

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#43 i would like to subscribe to your newsletter

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jill stein would slay at these things oh well

/s

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#11 president cuntface

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#1 "hey guess who clogged the toilet! i think you're going to be pleasantly surprised."

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kitties

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