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johnblood616
Lemmy the singer of "Jailbait?" I always forget pedo shit is ok here if the songs rock.
dcmirepoix2350
#12 when it’s brown it’s cooking when it’s black it’s done
ignatiuspopular
#1 the old "Jedi lightening" insurance scam.
5v4297j9fj1
#1 the woman on the left in the picture seems a little ”uncomfortable”. I’ll fitting clothes.
Subwayfootlong3
#4 Damn that's dark
Skawomplious
So dark, ICE tried to deport it.
dcmirepoix2350
#7 did you have to show photo id?
igglebotato
family vouched for 'em
MayMayz4DayzYo
#15
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Madalchemist2018
Rumor is that Vader "killed" a rebel agent before the attack but where's the body and it wasn't just some random scout it was supposed to be some war hero Jedi dude from the clone wars. Yeah that sounds reasonable.
curnow19870
Moff Tarkin was the real bad guy
awesomeoldguy
#14 nun in the sky with diamonds…
unluckyandbored
#2 This is unironically an excellent summation of the "logic" behind most conspiracy theories.
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
#4 OOF
RobertAG25772
Last one: Death Star Insurance Scam—priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheMurderousCricket
#9 https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YWJ1MDdvZzVzanBrcjJ0dTgyMmZmaGpnNzUxMWhvMXZjdGdnY21zeSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Hm8qQxDIgbFsjL9msa/200w.webp
CobainsSarcoma
#1 lemmy pulled more tail than a r****d at a petting zoo
Sebastopol140
#1
ISayGoodSirCouldIHaveSomeGoodChemicals
#4 Huh why the huge di....... oh..... OHHHHHHHHH......
mrsparkle001
#15 is basically the internet
DarkSock
That's what they WANT you to think…
choppedliveraldente
I'd never been to reddit before. Then THIS so I tried reddit. Hello everyone im back. Id rather re circumcise myself with a spork then go to the tick tocks. Obviously metta is run by lizzard people so there are no options.
NinjaCongo
Interwebz analysis on point.
choppedliveraldente
It still sucks here.
apairofpetducks
#15 "the guy who blew up it"??
igglebotato
three Yodas in stormtrooper armor the speaker clearly is
ThailandExpress
#15
Isorikk
#5 If cops cared about other people then they wouldn't be cops
RevTang
I mean he might die. If I have a choice of dying in a runaway truck off a cliff or smashing the cop car out of the way because hes parked like this...I think I know what I am choosing.
Isorikk
I agree, but I also wouldn't want to be the trucker who has his name blasted on the news for plowing over a cop
modus0
Heck, hitting the police cruiser might even help slow the truck down faster!
jimhotep
#3 I have arrived..
jshrad
#1 Who would win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?
xbonechuck
Trick question. Lemmy IS god.
Shickzilla
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZHZxNTZseHhiaWh3ZTFwZmE0OXBuNzhzaGRhamtzNnhndmV0djRzMSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/NxMBCwPCq2DbG/200w.webp