BaddyOneShoe

34664 pts · April 24, 2015


My dog is the best dog. You may think I'm wrong, but you do not know my dog.

That's a lot of drops of golden sun.

29 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something is getting peed on later.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never wanted to touch something more in my life. Edit: my wife's boobs. But in close second, these things.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NPR gets a lot of shit for being left-biased, but it's still real journalism. Reality is funny that way. (Leaning left and all)

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is one of those things that hits me like how ancient Egyptians had house cats that did house cat stuff. The similarities between humans are fascinating.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Mph phrmp buph.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have to take better care of myself so I can be sure to be around to piss on this twat's grave.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How long is this gif?

6 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

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1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I want public education and healthcare fully funded through my tax dollars. Endless religious conflict ranks below zero in what I want my taxes to go to. That does not make me a bad person.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I don't want my tax dollars funding this conflict. The two factions have been pointing blame fingers at one another since biblical times. I doubt the conflict will ever be resolved. The U.S. needs to get our funding out of the region.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Post-drug Beatles is better x1000 than pre-drug Beatles. Rubber Soul onwards is pure genius.

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

To be fair I would react the same.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dog likes to poop when he knows people are looking.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

The demise of Harambe brought the dark times, Jimothy is here to lead us out of the long night!

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At what step do my shoes get fixed? I'm confused.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That is a superb owl in a super bowl. No football. I'm confused now.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

One way or the other will change the speed of planet rotation? Changing clocks has always been mind-bogglingly stupid.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Badger badger badger badger

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I spoke with Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes yesterday, he said you lost The Game.

3 weeks ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

I spoke with Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes yesterday, he said you lost The Game.

3 weeks ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

I spoke with Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes yesterday, he said you lost The Game.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They thought it would be like Tetris and the lower levels would just disappear and give them some points.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Once you're a zombie, one brain tastes like any other. No need to differentiate.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Perv

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My dog likes fireworks. He looks at them like this video. He doesn't mind car shows with loud cars. I got lucky with him. He's my best friend.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It would match the east wing.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Do the random capital letters infuriate anyone else? I learned how to use capitalization in 2nd grade. How does he have a job? Any job?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You shall not boil a young goat in its mother’s milk

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Several mongeese

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0