ArmyStrings

63566 pts · October 31, 2015


Missourian Imgurian

🤘 Cat Hair Man Penis 🤘

5 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The world outside the window is on fire.

5 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She pspsps off the wrong cat

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WAAZZUUUPPP

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His butthole

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wonder at what age that giraffe will stop wanting to be carried, if ever. Imagine a full-grown giraffe just standing there and making a whole team pick it up.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

AHHH HA HA HA HA HA!

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Can you believe people used to have to weave their own segourneys?

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Can't you hear the giggles of pain?? The tortured laughter of amaze?! Oh, the humanity! Think of all the poor little kids forming fond memories of the beach! Oh nooooeessss

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, fuck 'em but a 3% drop is just another Tuesday in the market.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's freakin cool

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And who are you, to be so wise in the ways of science?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Run, Garfield! Wrong John!

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's weird how "an can cut anything" sounds bad, but " Ann can cut anything" sounds perfectly fine.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I uploaded a few more albums yesterday that you might check out.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same rule applies. It's probably not your problem. Probably.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's an old incantation. I was there. 3000 years ago.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I can hear the pilot going "OPE OPE OPE!" when his plane starts turning too far.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's part of the joke

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Silly goose. Don't you have ice at home?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Amaze amaze amaze

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Skyrim is 15 now. Idk how many versions of that I have bought.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I actually have Zeus: Masters of Olympus on Steam. It's a city builder from 2000.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meme them until they cry. Then meme about them crying.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't think that truck's airbag will go off if you hit the trailer bumper. Maybe if you're also in a big rig. Probably not.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Underrated comment

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0