AccidentallySecretPillow

20003 pts ยท August 16, 2017


There's an endless road to rediscover

"we don't want to work with unlucky people"

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those shoes are amazing

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tits easy

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who are you going to call? Fascist police?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Forced body mutilation

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Eight still missing

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Envious as fuuuck. Good job

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Based on your report, you were found underperforming and redundant. Your final paycheck will the arriving through thoughts & prayers.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Through the darkness of future past, the magician longs to see

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bring THE GOAT

2 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

I got my first smart phone in 2019

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was my estimate. I'm not educated on the topic.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was told that it does work, but on a smaller scale and for a few moments

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Put a spoon in a freezer for a day and try with that.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

He's been here the whole time

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Turdelord

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It will go out the other way - the other way being your mouth

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like your interpretation, thank you

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm open for interpretations

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

UPS gave my package to random person just passing by the street I live at yesterday. Gave random name and they just went with it. Fuck UPS

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's Waffle Hell at this point

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What kind of feline heaven is this?

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Wilhelm!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

... give birth to stupid prizes

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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