Crabwalk

Jan 14, 2025 3:55 AM

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the lack of Zoidberg make me sad

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I pray to all God's that the silliness of myself in ring cameras never shows up on the internet. I got 8 hours to myself in there. It gets weird

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amazing

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Every LinusTechTips sound test ever!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate that I can hear it perfectly, despite never clicking on the video.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you for reminding me this exists, needed more music to play outside of random people's bases on Rust lol

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is the internet im here for

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is why I'm here. For this content. MOAR

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is good people being good people!

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Taste like crab! Talk like people!

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

UPS gave my package to random person just passing by the street I live at yesterday. Gave random name and they just went with it. Fuck UPS

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago (deleted Jan 18, 2025 9:48 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

But does it have pockets

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Oh, wow! I haven't seen this in years! I love it so much.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wonderful

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

My 86 year old neighbour stands outside even in the worst weather to give fans of soda to the refuse collectors.

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I just want to know what the sign says

2 years ago | Likes 146 Dislikes 2

Walk away like a crab

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Snacks for Silly Walks

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago (deleted Jan 18, 2025 9:48 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Don't dead, open inside. Nice

2 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 3

Long haired freaky people need not apply?

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"eye twitches"

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Anyway, here's Wonderwall.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Beware of the Hat Man.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wu-Tang ain't nothin to fuck with

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Head On! Apply directly to forehead!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heh best one yet

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How many deliveries were they expecting that day that they had almost a dozen drinks and snacks out?

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I live in a place with 3 units. We all help stock the delivery snack thing we leave out front, so it always has more than it needs in a day. Though we have to stop drinks during the winter lest they freeze and explode

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

perhaps they wanted to give whoever was coming a choice. some people like choices.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

How many deliveries do you get that you have this much drink outside for your driver? Don't get me wrong, it's a nice gesture, but I gotta wonder.

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Wife leaves out snacks and drinks. We get a handful a week. She orders cat food/litter and stuff from Target. Like 3-4 deliveries a week overall.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Isn't that so much more expensive than one big delivery? Or do things work in the US?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

We have a ton of "free shipping." Many large retailers will offer free shipping on orders on as low as a 35 USD purchase. Some also offer unlimited free shipping on any order for an annual subscription cost (~120 USD).

Our intranational logistics and goods transit system is remarkable given our obscene geographic size and population dispersal because of a phenomenal network of public and private transporters.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When I order stuff online, even if it's all from the same place, and even if I'd like it all to arrive as one shipment... that rarely happens. Most online stores are actually more like malls where actual stores or people are selling their things, and they're all shipped individually. Even big box stores may ship different parts of my order from different warehouses.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's called having enough disposable income to be nice for no reason.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Right, I'm not questioning the gesture, I'm wondering why have so many deliveries instead of one big one.

If I don't order above like 500SEK (About 50USD) I usually have to pay like 50SEK per delivery, which isn't much for a couple but that adds up. which is why if I decided to order groceries or whatever I wait until I need to buy a lot.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you have that kind of money, you can do that sort of thing. There's probably other reasons behind it, but some folks legit have "Meh, fuck it" money.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0