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tankygirl049
#21 ya for me it's actually a plastic storage bin... That also has pieces of lumber in it...
aheadhigher
#33 Well thank you very much! I wish you the same old person like me.
Weneedbees
#4 I’m a Boomer, not that I should admit it. I graduated from college in 1980. It took two years for my salary to reach $1000 a month. I then decided to get a professional degree and my starting salary was $25,000/yr. It took me 7 years to save enough for a minimal down payment of $5K. I did not have a spouse or kids. I did benefit from a first time homebuyers reduced down payment program, but had to pay extra for mortgage insurance. I also benefited from a student loan interest rate of 2.5%.
Themusicguy
#4 AOL and MySpace weren’t that far apart.
Allhailthepossumqueen
#30 Bold of you to assume I don't drink while cleaning.
Beefkins
#38 Apple didn't fall far from the tree.
StellarJay77
Rotted on the branch before it fell too
WhiskyBravo
#2 I mean, that was a $13 hot dog. You can put shoe polish on it if you want, we won't judge
TheNotGreatDane
#33 casettes, CD's... and now I'm paying a third time to stream it...
Whirlednews
Betamax and LaserDisc…
OmnibusLatinName
My people
bolinotoyou
#30 Bold of you to assume I bother to clean my house anymore
damndaewoo
See, you're missing a vital ingredient. Gotta get drunk WHILE you clean your house.
noone1415
#47 Breaded chicken breast gougons and pommes frittes ...
nutmegonyourdoodle
Oooo la la!
3rdoption
#29 I got a better one. Starting to peel an orange and the peel digs under the nail and hurts for a week.
Burgundee
#38 The apple rotted on the branch before it even fell from the tree.
Targe0
Percentiles trip up a lot of people.
Because they get it confused with percentage.
Because at a glance they do look the same.
And most people only remember percentages exist.
Burgundee
Fair point, but the test results do explicitly explain, "In a room of 1000 people, you would be smarter than 70 of them."
Targe0
True, that part is them being dumb and not reading.
someguy7734206
#2 Isn't movie theatre butter one of the unhealthiest things you can consume short of actual poison?
reverendfixxxer
It gets even unhealthier when you skip the pump and harvest it directly off the theater floor.
byronwilliams4010
#29 A friend of my father's owned a machine shop with a concrete floor and he iron-glued a dime down in front of the counter. I wasn't the only one to break a fingernail on that little prank.
StinkyBear007
#15 they can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water
noone1415
#4 AOL? Fuck you. I had CompuServe... (And yes, I need ibuprofen for my back...)
RTBackup
Holy shit I remember CompuServe
RevolutionOnHerLips
Yeah as an elder millennial I had AOL and MySpace lol. My GenX bestie loves talking about BBS and other pre-world wide web stuff
FoamingToad
<.<
lightfoot2
Source here, then Compuserve.
spattr
GEnie, the General Electric online service. Where I played much NTN Trivia in 1993.
mechscientist
#30
The music I listen to while cleaning would later become the music i get drunk to.
Cause I know what music i like.
WhiskyBravo
#33 I was the Laserdisc King, baby!
duhqueenmoki
#35 it's just not healthy. Humans need sunlight. We also need meaningful relationships with other humans, which is harder to do if you're the only one in your group that is nocturnal (studies have concluded meaningful relationships directly contributes to a longer lifespan). Also you can't get shit done in the dark, can't see shit. I ain't hiking or going to the beach at night, hell I ain't even driving unless everything is lit.
BeornBlackclaw
#48 yay I love ducks
Protoplastico
#46 My favorite is the 5:00am - 1:30pm shift because not only do I get to hate life earlier everyday, it's consistently dark during my morning commute no matter the season. But hey, at least we get free shitty Domino's pizza and luke-warm soft drinks bi-annually at mandatory meetings where we are forced to hear about how profits are up yet in the meantime the equipment that is most imperative to daily operations is barely functioning but somehow the CEO managed to purchase a brand new Mercedes.
Muffyns
#1 would you prefer it to not notify you if somebody else signed into it on a different device?
viva93
#4 idk I think millennials won this one mostly. we had aol MySpace and vine at the same time (and RuneScape) no house tho.
WhichOneIsPink25
#33 you too
WhiskyBravo
#30 actually I do my best cleaning while drinking and jamming to music
Targe0
#29 And this is why I cut my thumbnails out of sync to the other figures. So that way you always have at least one diet with enough nail to handle those issues.
ArmathyAndTheUnfinishedBusiness2
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Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
#5 thats his thetan
nutmegonyourdoodle
A real ,true guffaw! Dog came to see if I was ok. A bit of laughter is good in the morning.
WhichOneIsPink25
Had to look it up. Excellent response
johnxbear
#45. I already seent it. I know it's funny.
redpilljunkie
SirSage
LMAOO
youlovemeyouhateme
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