I'm a jack of all trades, but a master of puns. I have the body of a SEAL. No, not a Navy one, the pinniped. If you take a picture of this and get it to the FP I will wonder why you went to all that effort.
I'm a jack of all trades, but a master of puns. I have the body of a SEAL. No, not a Navy one, the pinniped. If you take a picture of this and get it to the FP I will wonder why you went to all that effort.
#31 Wait a minute, that map is full of IRL Earth landforms squashed together. Like there's the Tyrhrrenian Islands next to Italy, over there is Greece and the Balkans, Coruscant is in Tunisia, that's literally just Turkey and Cyprus, that bunch of islands is just the Phillippines and a bunch of cut up pieces of Indonesia, that peninsula is literally Korea, and so on...
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#27 Well that would be quite the challenge considering I no longer live in the same state.
You ever think about how many myths and stories are actually subtle propaganda to keep "the people" in check and to not challenge entrenched hierarchical power structures?
I was thinking the yeast was missing or dead.
#34 But they were already married to the Entwives!
#16 John Fitzgerald Cennedy
Yeah that's ER material.
Turns out amethysts aren't vegetables. Who knew? Not Abigail, that's for sure.
#50 That is alarmingly low blood pressure.
#17 What, are they blaming autism on circumcision now? I mean, I'm already opposed to involuntary circumcision anyway but that seems particularly out of left field.
What I initially thought was happening when I read their body temp as 34 degrees
#16 "THIRTY FOUR?!? HOW ARE THEY - oh that's probably Celsius."
#13 Pumpkins are in especially high regard. Is this Abigail from Stardew Valley? Not that that's a problem, she's awesome...
I wonder if she mathed wrong and thought she was only 2% away instead of 12%. Doesn't make it ok, but still.
I'm sorry, the bird did what more than normal?
That's because Ancient Rome didn't have a road to reach it, but now with the Chunnel all bets are off.
That looks like ordinary lettuce. Unless that's what we're calling the stuff with cyclospora now.
OK, but which do YOU prefer?
Which is probably why the brewing of memory reset potions goes back thousands of years.
"Yes, Headmaster."
That won't stop it from getting knocked over by accident, by either you or them.
They might want some scritches down *inside* their ears.
BTW if you want to have water at your bedside but want to reduce spill risk - say, due to an errant cat - try having the water in a bottle or something else with a cap, instead of a glass.
Oh look, my favorite typo!
Well, I'd say they were OK. Not *great*, but OK. The music was good, but that's to the composers' credit.
Ah, but cyanide tastes like almonds!
OMG she poisoned both cups of tea because she's spent the past several years building up a tolerance to it!
#7 Is that a The Muppets' Christmas Carol's Ghost of Christmas Past "oops I went down the wrong character's timeline" moment?
Oof, yeah. Lots of nerve endings = lots of pain when something painful happens.