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Some interesting facts to get you through the day
May 27, 2015 2:56 PM
WhoTheShitIsKingsleyZissou
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Lexiconicopia
And knowing is half the imgur post,the other half is insults... GO JOE!
KimmalsMcgee
Thanks for supplying me with ammo for my next argument!!
TlNYshark
This is so old that it was probably FIRST reposted on the side of a cave
pinkpantheronice
So angry. What did I ever do to you?
HaywoodJeDewmie
"We found traces of vomit in his puke" -doctor
Tupacabra
Repost...
McBook
And it gets blurrier everytime
havefunstormindacastle
I read that as a queen horny bee.
sergeantapone
*interesting facts to get me through my poop
AdorableTinyKitties
i love all of these! op post more!
IhavenoanusandImustpoop
"It spends MOST of its adult life alone..." So... You're saying there's a chance.
SupermassiveBlackHoles
This spoke to me in a spiritual level
anzx42
Fuck you too OP
TeamCaptain
Most motivation I've received all year.
Evyreid
I am detecting large amounts of sass from this post.
ZaeMillion
Well what the hell else would they puke?
Bryanalt77
Hey! My mom only sleeps with 35 guys a day get your facts straight
Kiwi31415
In his defence he did say 'up to 40'
ImgurCivilWar
the queen bee will mate with 12-15 males and that is it for rest of her life, still more that OPs whole life
idontunderstandwhyineedtomakeausername
Jokes on you! My mom does it with 42!
BisonMooseDuck
Always upvote insulting animals
Nobodyn0se
Possums have a three inch penis. Just like OP.
Nobodyn0se
(Just messing with you OP. No offense!!!!)
gudemonster
"Puke vomit." RIP in peace
sashaboy3
"Rest in peace in peace"?
aBells
Why am I laughing. I am being educated and insulted at the same time and my reaction is laughter..
MotherofMrFace
I am a red panda. And I like it. So there.
helpnonamesareleft
I am also a red panda. Some days I like it. Some days I shrivel in loneliness.
Commanderwho
Thank you sir, may I have another?
WhiskeyAndCoke
This is a polar bear, and you're an ugly cunt.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
MOOOOOOORRRREEEEE?!?
ImOutOfSpace
The blob fish is the worlds ugliest sea creature that makes it the second ugliest creature on earth which is OP
ObviousCaptain
You look ugly.
Tycondak
Thanks Captain.. Ohhhhh
IAmJacksViagraInducedErection
Your father was was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries
thatsimplyforthis
"Well, there goes my smile" - Joe Swanson
ForHerDeadEyes
They puke vomit? As opposed to puking sunshine?
DaddysHome
well, one could puke blood, but yeah
superparadox
You don't puke sunshine?
LoinKing
I think this should have been "projectile vomit". And their vomit is ... particularly disgusting. More so than most vomit. 0/10.
ellavator
Glitter
sezwat
Rainbows
inufs34
nkaplan89
+1
daguromar
Reposted again
Shockwave44
So once and that's it? Fuck anyone who comes on imgur after it's posted, right?
CareBearWarfare
Queen bee mates only once in her life when she takes her initial mating flight
TastefullyEvil
Although they do bang about 15 drones on that flight... Which is how many men your mom banged on her wedding night.
chloramphenicolderivative
At least my mom got marries ya bastard.
ShuckleOP
Not every day though
whoeversmeltit
Pucker up, buttercup - yo ass is getting reamed with this comment!
LooseCannonSpock
Then the drones die after they mate with the queen. They each have a detachable penis instead of a stinger.
Flyndaran
Ripped out taking intestines along with it isn't what I would call detachable.
LooseCannonSpock
It's permanently detachable.
maklom
King Missile https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIUk08iYZKE
ImOutOfSpace
Jokes on you owl I'm on the mobile app
boolinbrewski
Yeah, you told that owl what for!
WhiskeyAndCoke
You're still a fucking loser and your mom has sex with up to 40 males a day
imhoots
You showed him!
KiteFlyer97
+1 for being a fellow mobile user and abuser.
GrimaceTheJeffGoldblumOfThisRapStuff
He's in caHoots with your provider, too.
MrGuades
A computer isn't necessarily a tower...
BatsuitsNipples
funfact: SIM cards are pretty much computers, and aren't cheap to produce.
TheChaun
Washing machines are computers.
NateintheNorth
http://imgur.com/cbvLT8p
RelativelyRelevantRelative
Checkmate, owls!
ImOutOfSpace
Checkmate atheists
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
Accessing the Internet via something that isn't a computer? Good luck with that.
ImOutOfSpace
Magic.gif
Detox208
As an Idaho native, I can confirm the Turkey Vulture fact.
FsImgur
That's a great state bird you've got there. They put that it on a postage stamp?
Kiwi31415
They vomit when they see you?
Detox208
The hold a lower ph of acid in their stomach and regularly vomit on their feet as well as when they are startled. They can project the acid
Geek13
Rounded corner in work truck, wulture took off and just missed getting whacked. Puked, hit mirror, splattered all over driver, mouth open.
Keesterbunny
Is wulture the Polish version of vulture?
Geek13
Their weally wicked.