ZaeMillion

83478 pts · October 12, 2014


Living with my SO of seven years, going on eight, in Colorado. Met on April 9th '09 Finally got married September 10th '16. I'm a Jeeper, and I own a 1980 CJ7, custom restored by yours truly. As well as a stock 2000 Cherokee, but that's just my clunker. I'm a gamer, musician, computer IT nerd, and gym rat all rolled into one. Spending the night with my wife raging at Fallout 4 while I strum my guitar, with a weight set next to me and a Jeep magazine on the music stand behind my tab book is not at all impossible to fathom happening. When I retire I hope to move to a Cabin in the Colorado mountains with my wife and continue playing pranks on her until we die of a very very old age (century club, here we come). I browse Imgur for laughs and if you come at me with that Drama Llama bullshit I will counter troll you and laugh at your insignificance, however if you want to chat about Jeeps, Tattoos, PC or console games or the like, I'm the most social person you'll ever meet. ~Zae

Darth Bottle

Points 118
Comments 9
Views 5396

MRW When I'm trying to discover a way to detect the Cylons but my Cylon girlfriend wants to bang and the Admiral, president, XO and his wife come bursting through the door shouting and raising a scene

Points 29
Comments 9
Views 1359

MFW the Zombies think they are the original flesh eaters.

Points 9
Comments 0
Views 956

Take a moment to upvote your Horde and Saviors

Points 62
Comments 12
Views 1051

I promise I'm not high but . . .

Points 9
Comments 10
Views 156

She is turning 28 today

Points 84
Comments 112
Views 292

As Shipping Coordinator this is what I have to deal with some days.

Points 23
Comments 4
Views 834

One man's trash

Points 21
Comments 5
Views 529

MRW I wake up to find my wife has been infected

Points 17
Comments 2
Views 129

The art of the dead

Points 19
Comments 9
Views 2142

If you don't like it, wait ten minutes and it'll change.

Points 1010
Comments 160
Views 49440

Work Stories from a formerly retired Air Force Colonel

Points 98
Comments 30
Views 3033

Ignore sexy girls and upvote another Navy veteran, my dad, yes he is still with us (age 66)

Points 977
Comments 31
Views 40554

MR as an online shopper this weekend.

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 237

If you killed yourself Tonight. . .

Points 26
Comments 4
Views 1360

MRW I'm tired of being hit in the face with a door

Points 11
Comments 3
Views 1003

Banana for scale

Points -1
Comments 5
Views 94

When you've been drinking all week and you don't know Prohibition is over

Points 7
Comments 2
Views 516

Jeep Progress

Points 8
Comments 9
Views 761

When your friend wants to call the fire department but it's just a reflection

Points 32
Comments 12
Views 1250

Bunker

Points 21
Comments 7
Views 730

It's not a love song

Points 21
Comments 27
Views 458

Horse in front of a tipped over truck near two first responders on a road with snow and trees around them

Points 44
Comments 12
Views 188

MRW I'm stuck in a timeloop and I just french kissed my hot subordinate at the end of the last loop and she asks what's wrong.

Points 31
Comments 7
Views 2514

Not so Sneaky after all, huh?

Points 12061
Comments 397
Views 9572

I can't really explain why, I just do

Points 81
Comments 13
Views 124

When I log onto Most Viral today and see two legendary days in a row

Points 3
Comments 0
Views 308

This robot will pour you a beer

Points 1154
Comments 84
Views 361877

Sometimes you just can't catch a break!

Points 911
Comments 35
Views 36553

My attempt at a Lego Fiat, I may have gotten a tiny bit distracted halfway through

Points 25
Comments 2
Views 889

Mount Baldy Winter Run

Points 20
Comments 14
Views 583

It isn't Christmas until Hans Gruber falls off a chair in Vegas

Points 1
Comments 6
Views 3319

Only thing that could make this episode better was a Bill Murray cameo

Points 8
Comments 8
Views 380

Daniel Jackson doesn't count in this specific exercise

Points 35
Comments 30
Views 170

MRW I get home from work and log onto Imgur not knowing what I'm walking into, but intrigued enough to keep browsing

Points 13
Comments 1
Views 141

Me when I get home from work, turn on my computer, check the sports scores and then take a side trip to Imgur only to be greeted with a capacity screen I have not seen in ages so I just fold my arms and blink at the monitor

Points 7
Comments 3
Views 385

Imgur Secret Santa!

Points 8
Comments 2
Views 415

MRW I have to reload the page six times to post a comment

Points 23
Comments 4
Views 122

First Victory of 2017!

Points -3
Comments 8
Views 108

MRW I make an illegal copy of this disc

Points 17
Comments 2
Views 479

Fire Extinguisher Grenade

Points 26
Comments 6
Views 332

Made something of it?

Points -6
Comments 0
Views 68

Miner NPC is bad at his job.

Points 2
Comments 5
Views 97

Citation: A New Hope, opening scene, that firefight did not end well for the Rebels

Points 42
Comments 13
Views 1385

She's a Keeper

Points 43
Comments 26
Views 1205

When I tell people I'm good at photoshop

Points 0
Comments 1
Views 141

Wishing everyone a good weekend

Points 10
Comments 26
Views 140

seems Jumping Jack Flash has been busy over the years.

Points -4
Comments 0
Views 72

On the topic of Imgur not loading. . .

Points 8
Comments 1
Views 215

It was the least I could do for her

Points 13
Comments 6
Views 912

Everytime I drive through my neighborhood...

Points 8
Comments 4
Views 306

Another shipment of tubs arriving damaged

Points 19
Comments 4
Views 791

I made a thing

Points 4
Comments 5
Views 84

The (Phone + Shitter ± Time√) Paradox

Points 10
Comments 2
Views 77

Cow

Points 15
Comments 6
Views 606

The Gist of the internet

Points -4
Comments 1
Views 33

My first attempt at photographing the sky.

Points 2
Comments 6
Views 62

These cup holders are full of coins.

Points 0
Comments 11
Views 181

Fix'd

Points 42
Comments 16
Views 988
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