Nobodyn0se

414342 pts ยท May 1, 2012


Texan. Male. University professor. Giant. I am all these and more.... Yes, I am this guy: http://imgur.com/gallery/62eia

I'm in my driveway, ready to judge some kid's costumes

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Jesus loves whatnow!?

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Views 23097

I got to go to the Kansas Cosmosphere and meet astronauts!!!!

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VOTE

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I need your help, Imgur!

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Biden has been INCREDIBLY successful. Don't let Republicans/Russians control the narrative.

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Views 119853

This is HUGE growth!

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Every accusation is a confession

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I mean.... Yeah.

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The number 1 costume for adult men this year.

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My county broke a record for early voting yesterday. I was one of them!

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I have the power to get songs stuck in your head. You're welcome.

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Both sides aren't the same

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Views 433

I'm 6'8". This is my life.

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For those who don't recognize her, that's the author of the Handmaid's Tale

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My favorite movie!!!

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Views 2615

Don't fall for disinformation!

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Views 17458

Facts

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Bill Anders, the Apollo 8 Astronaut who took the iconic "Earthrise" photo, dies today at the age of 90

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It's not fair!!!

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Why don't more people realize this?

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I really needed to remind myself of this today. Here's hoping it will help a couple of you as well.

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Comments 2
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Tales from Space History

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Best Press Release Ever

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A picture is worth a thousand words.....

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I didn't get this joke as a kid....

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Food porn

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Rule 34. No exceptions. Even when you desperately want there to be exceptions...

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(Facepalm)

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Science!

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Some foods are more dangerous than others.

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Every American citizen over 18 needs to check their voter registration!

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As someone in my 30s....

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My wife made this.

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Just moved into a new house. I REALLY want my new neighbors to like me.

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Just a reminder for all the Trump supporters out there: This is what registration of non-Christians looks like.

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Ever try and poop with a 50 pound dog between your legs?

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Insufferantly Intolerant Science Nerd is my favorite Facebook account of all time.

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Brother against Brother.

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Rawr!

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When people say I should be afraid of Muslims, I show them this.

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Sometimes, old school is the way to go.

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As a teacher, this is what pisses me off the most about some of my colleagues.

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Views 7203

It might not seem like a big deal to some, but today I bought my first house and I couldn't be happier.

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My kind of old man

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Gov Jerry Brown bitch slaps Ben Carson

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The best birthday gift I ever got.

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Views 594

If only Canada had sane weather....

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My wife is awesome.

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How graffiti should be done

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Living in an area where it rains 4 times a week....

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My university police department has a feline unit. Meet Taschi.

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I want to eat here.

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EHRMAGERD! THE ALIMO!!!!!

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Be that guy.

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I have a good job!

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He investogates Sins while getting a Tan. Why? Just Cos.

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Misunderstandings

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I thought I would make a tribute to one of my favorite all time internet posts (Yes, the pic is real)

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I mentioned that I have written a paper about writing research papers

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