Gray Tree Frog named Yoda.
Happy Holidays from Connecticut! Also Guinea pig tax.
Breathe. Ok?
20 hour drive all by myself to Connecticut. Wish me luck!
Happy whatever doesn't offend you. <3
Started something new. Any thoughts?
"I'll make this country great again!" -DT
Saw an opportunity and tried my best. Her name is Hairy by the way.
I laughed a little too hard.
I don't know what you guys want, so have my puppy as an offering to the gods of Imgur.
MRW someone says they don't like Joseph Gordon.
I wonder why no one parked here....
Cosmo and Wanda think they're fucking slick. I know it's them.
My turtle has this unsettling look in his eyes...
Oh baby.
Wait a minute...
MRW I remember that Anakin Skywalker is a little bitch in episode two.
Not so secret, secret Santa.
He's totally got it under control.
Hnnnnng. That alignment.
For real guys, can you not?
Any volunteers?
Go ahead, do it. Turn that screen upside down.
Can I has husky puppy? Pleaseeeee.
ugh fuck.
You've been on the toilet for a while. Maybe you should wash your hands now. Kay?
I did that deeper exhale thing that people call laughing.
When you're taking a poop and the water back splashes...
MRW someone brings up a topic that Imgur already informed me about.
Hey now.
You done goofed.
MRW I'm working drive thru and some guy hands me his mixtape.
MRW my friends brother says he could get to the frontpage because he's "funny."
Oh Sonic...
Damned quarters.
MRW I can't figure out what kind of dog to get.
Oh that's nothing, just my mom telling me that she loves me.
Damn it Carl.
She's just so fluffy!
Our neighbors couldn't find their cat....
For real though, who needs them?!
Stay calm, NOW CLOSE THE BAG AND RUN!
Ohhh Yeah.
Ummm...
I can kill him now right?!
So I finally got a pup to call my own. Meet Medusa!
When people won't stahp posting about the Superbowl.
This...this is just sad..
This guy cut me off yesterday....
Because there is nothing better to do at 3:12 am.
That 1/365
I found drugs in my apartment....
I can eat this for lunch right? Okay great, I thought so.
MRW my boyfriend said he ate MY last slice of pizza.
why.?
Literally.
*Quack* *Fuck your pavement* *Quack*
This is to my best friends boyfriend.