I gotta find a way to make money on this, I REALLY WANT to.
My #2 biggest fear
My Randy Savage costume attempt
My 12yo daughter adorned my mom's decorative sequin pillows today.
Young success story
THANKS CORONA
Sometimes my cousin texts me when he's had some drinks on a Saturday night.
Welp
Early #Sling submission for #Inktober
Whaddya think, Randers?
Progress
My coworker lost 160 pounds in the last 13 months from strictly adhering to keto. Unreal...
Here judge I forgot I had this in my wallet
What? Where are you taking me?
Freedom 45
Slow day at work, so I drew this.
Occasionally my brother and I recreate 30-year-old photos
Kathy doesn't even Carrot all anymore.
M. Night Shyamalan pointing at something.
"As they say in Corsica.....goodbye." In memoriam sketch I just finished
Couldn't sleep, so I sketched this out of charcoal last night. RIP Robert Godwin Sr., I hope they catch the peace of shit that took you from your family.
THE ELECTRIC CITY
Shert perst
Hop in my Beetle, babe
Quite an accomplishment
Just finished a bedroom project for my daughter and finally got to surprise her with it.
My colon hates me
I couldn't bear the thought
That's what I do. I shrink, and I know things.
Chicken in the propane pickin' at dough
A little sketchy-poo I made in honor of the late, great John Dunsworth's birthday today
Sketched this little number in memorium
Aye Jack, you late?
My favorite Office quote
When you realize you were right the whole time.
PEMDAS
So we're doing this now? Yes, no?...guys?
When you try to type 'nein' but autocorrect changes it to 'neon'
Nyuk X3
I have yet to see this little scene exploited all over the Internet, so exploit I shall.
Hei guys
Some nice bread.
Merry freakin' Christmas
What's the square footage?
[super clever title]
Trumpy title
Here is a very alert woman lying under many, many crustaceans.
It's small, but this is my favorite Robin Williams moment ever.
When I get popcorn stuck in the back of my throat.
Pokes & Recreation
RAIN DANCE
AND SHE LOOKED SMASHING
It's been a long time cumming.
MRW I go to the shooting range on a holiday
#driveby
TIL this is actually Peyton's scarlet letter from past sins.