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Mvnostrand2000
That's plane crazy
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
The first ever powered, controlled flight was in 1903, two years before Trump's dad was born. The first ever non-stop Trans-Atlantic flight was in 1919, from Newfoundland to Ireland. Trump's dad was 14 years old. The first Trans-Atlantic passenger airline service was in 1939, when Trump's dad was 34. Probably a wild development to see, but he did see it.
This is like me saying "they didn't have home computers in my father's time."
thatwoodguy
Don't forget when the Confederates bombed the airports.
Yeastlord749
According to 'ol red-man-baby-rogan, if Biden said this it disqualifies him from the presidency because he has dementia, but with trump daddy it's fine and he is joking
evilspock
Donny is breathtakingly stupid.
And yes, dementia, but he's always been stupid.
idiotsonfire
Every Republican is this stupid. Some are just insulated from those consequences by being unimaginably wealthy and thus well protected.
SecondSince
Who gives a shit about the insanity he spouts so long as nothing is done about it?
talomox14
Remember when Biden made fun of him for the revolutionary war but, and Joe Rogan played it ripping on Biden for being stupid, only for Jaime to be like "nah, he was making fun of Donnie for being stupid, here's the clip" and Joe was just like "oh, well anyway who cares." Good times.
MrNardtastic
One could argue that he meant they didnt have planes when his father was growing up. One would be wrong however, as Fred Trump was born in 1905 and the Wright brothers first flight was in 1903. So it doesnt even matter if he died on 1999 and there was (obviously) planes by then because planes were a thing HIS WHOLE DAMN LIFE. Fuck me, what a demented peiece of shit. Im tired boss
CouldntCakeLess
lozeldatkm
butcherfan0301
Frederick Trump was born October 11th, 1905. The Wright brothers flew the first plane December 17th, 1903. The Wright flyer 2 made 105 flights with some lasting longer than 5 minutes and made the first full circle on September 20th, 1904. But even if we were being charitable and say that trump was taking about more practical planes, the first nonstop transatlantic flight was in 1919. Fred would have been 14. Well within what people would describe as "their time".
IDoNotWantAnAccount
The North Carolina exhibit at that fuckass fair made no mention of the Wright Brothers.
supercalifragilisticexpialidociousl
Dementia is going to dement.
my1rstlaptopwas34inchscreenup
he was fucking stupid in the first place
Terran81
He’s always been this stupid. The dementia just makes him wander around lost and freak out in the middle of the night. He’s used to people just buying whatever bullshit he makes up. A lifetime of never being accountable and never being called out is what this is. We see how he reacts when he actually is called out. Especially by 🫢 a woman.
Sebastopol140
Not sure about dementia here, it's just that he's a bullshittig moron.
rustyroo1
It’s that he’s stupid more than anything else.
ChickenSnizort
I think it is hilarious, but it just means that when he couldn't read the teleprompter, he couldn't think on his feet. It is his vanity taking over. He wanted to tough out the delivery, but his failure shows he was not up to it. Public speaking is hard.
Terran81
Especially when you’re doing a book report on a book you didn’t read
Snowbella1
lovehandlesmessiah
The moment when you realize Dan Quayle is a Mensa member by comparison.
MyVirginityIsGrowingBack
It's obvious when you think about it. Before air planes, we fought our wars via air balloons.
Terran81
Dark times, indeed. My grandson fought in those wars. (45 with no kids. But this is how time works)
bikergeek6249
Your brother Fred Jr. was literally an airline pilot, doofus
db629
TrueLegateDamar
The odds are the guillotines will be corporate-owned.
whyisthisusernamealwaystaken
Oh no. They're fucking next.
TheDefective
YouRadicalizedMe
Off with his fucking head!
ActualTttony
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thedudeman519
"Also how about Arnold Palmers hog, amirite?
Hatlled
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
His grandfather was a 2x illegal immigrant to the US. JSYK
hythope
The Revolutionary War. Freedom. Patriots. National anthem. National anthem's patriotic. The ramparts. What are ramparts? Sounds like airports. Over the ramparts. They took over the airports.
Grimlinnan
C141Clay
morninggloryshade777
Total effing tard!!!!!!
itiswhatitis420
and the immigrants are good friends with Hannibal Lecter, they came from the same asylum i heard. and you never buy an electric boat because the sharks eat the batteries. and robert e lee said never fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill
NonZeroSumGame
Don't forget the Islamic Republic of Japan!
Hovencl00f
And how could you forget Arnold Palmer's amazing schlong?
Lifesuckswearahelmet
Or magnets when they get wet
Hovencl00f
I believe that it might well be that the dimensions of Arnold Palmer's schlong might be the only really true thing that Trump has ever told us about.
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
We must consider the possibility that much of this is not the result of dementia, it's the result of being the dumbest fucking asshole on the planet.
kjbopp
Along with all the stupid people that helped elect him.
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
For fun information: Fred Trump was born in 1905. The Wright Brothers' first flight in Kittyhawk took place in 1903. The very first commercial flight ever was in 1914, and the very first transatlantic and transpacific commercial flights happened in 1937 and 1935 respectively. Commercial air travel would become far more common place in the mid-1950s. In fact, commercial air travel would quadruple between 1955 and 1975, with almost half of all Americans having flown in a commercial plane at-
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
least once in their lives, and most certainly someone like Fred Trump would've been on a plane at least once, especially in the early days when it was considered a status symbol (read, back when people used to dress in suits for flights). My point in all this, aside from cutting the melancholy of our political landscape with some interesting aviation history? It's to emphasize that Donny is and continues to be full of shit. Fred died in 1999. Good chance he even rode in a Trump plane.
HeWhoMustNotBeBlamed
Stop memeing and talking about the seemingly stupid things he says - they’re just noise, a distraction. Every emotion, image and word spent on it is wasted, which is exactly what they want.
Instead, put every spotlight on the utterly corrupt and downright harmful things he and his cronies do. And talk about how to collectively fight them and put fear for the wrath of the people in them.
bottledham
This.
sailorjurai108
Except that he & his ilk thrive on pride so you also have to make fun of him & shame him & ask why they support a fool. Cuz they just view the corruption as winning.
DukePhelan
This is the way. They can not stand to be mocked.
Remember for a bit when democrats were just calling republicans 'weird' and how much it bothered them?
Iblamemyparentstoo
thatwoodguy
They love it because as long as the media is paying attention to him they are free to do whatever the fuck they want
Iblamemyparentstoo
I hardly think that’s the case unless you're a MAGA
BlackHoleSon01
Fortunately, they are really stupid.
Iblamemyparentstoo
That bodes well for republicans
DrKonrad
They waste so much energy sanewashing him, that they have no energy left for actual critical thinking
Iblamemyparentstoo
Yeah, like they'd actually use it...lol
DukePhelan
If they had ever thought critically they wouldn't be republicans.
ihavethelowground
They represent their constituents, and those people are dumb
NunyaBizness
gablestout
ihavethelowground
Do you think the enlisted members of the Continental army would have have paid the 20+% interest rate for a challenger/Camaro/mustang/charger?
CallMeMcGyver
Actual footage from Augtember 38, 1776 8 of General George Jefferson leading his troops down the early Grand Central Parkway to fight the British in the Battle of LaGuardia Airport... they eventually manned the air and rammed the hell out of the ramparts and took over the entire airport including the magazine shop that sold those little ceramic taxicab magnets... they did everything they had to do, and at Fort McNuggets, under the rockets’ red glare, they had nothing but victory.
secretdpp
Please write this as a novel. I will buy the whole 5 part saga
NunyaBizness
👍 that's hilarious