The Democratic Party is really 4 parties in a trench coat
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Well if it isn't CandleJa-
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This shit is hard, man.
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Milo does not like his new cat hat
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Hearing Jeffries and other Democrats talking about "locking in" and committing resources to stop progressive candidates just makes this more gross.
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May he rest in a shallow dog piss filled grave
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God damn it, stop making me agree with her, it’s uncomfortable
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A lot of people are going to need a lot of help very soon
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Temper your expectations
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MRW I see people condemning Kirk’s death
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Stop trying to play by rules that your opponent abandoned long ago.
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I’m sure she’s crying into her billions of dollars
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Walking into 2024 from 2023 like
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I need you all to understand how fucked we truly are
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Grieving widows of murder victims don’t host political rallies and immediately seize control of their dead husband’s media company
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Conversation between me and my cousin. Who says Germans are stiff and humorless?
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MRW Kirk's shooter is a pro-Trump, Nick Fuentes loving, gun toting, Mormon conservative
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That goes double for the movie version
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I was quite proud of this pun. Came up with it on the spot.
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At a bare minimum, vote him out in the next election, Idaho
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Kid shaved 5 years off my life...and nearly all of his.
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Being a parent is so tiring
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Solidarity?
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It’s not mine but hey, free pigeon?
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Fascists don’t leave power just because the law says they have to
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Lawyers watching their knowledge base be rendered meaningless by this admin must be demoralizing
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Posting on behalf of Anthony Ammirati
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The duality of parenting
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A lot of work and effort goes into making them. Don’t shit on artists for doing paid work.
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God Help the OK Department of Wildlife Conservation
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Sorry to get dark here, but it’s the truth.
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The tech is a step forward, but that's all it is; a step.
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The one crime that you will never fail to face justice for in America is stealing from rich people
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Ok this one hurt a bit.
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Well...my butthole's good and puckered. How about you?
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Teaching my sons to talk is hilarious
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Short game, solid fun
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This is the absolute best part of watching these ass clowns get beat down
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Midterm results today
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This whole thing was sus from the get go, and now it’s just getting worse
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I love the legal system
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10 minutes early is not "on time", it's early. On time is on time. Words mean things.
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Vegeta is the ultimate expression of "I made a calculated decision, but man am I bad at math."
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Happened a year ago, but this still makes me laugh/feel bad
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I mean, it’s a bit out of love, buuut…..
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Being a parent is like having a split personality
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As a Michigander, this is damned funny.
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"What do you mean we're not taxing the poors and women?!"
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I swear half these homophobes/transphobes are just deep in the closet
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Team USA making it out of the qualifiers this year
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Judo Kick!
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Forced parenthood is slavery
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Voting matters, but distribution matters more.
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Remember kids, foiling your partners possible murder plots is just inconsiderate.
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Gratitude for your attendance.
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Do what you’re paid for, and nothing more
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Believe it.
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The 14 Characteristics of Fascism
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