Smoooooth
Thing to do when no one is watching.
The Dark Knight Rises
I don't wanna brag I don't wanna boast, I always tell 'em I like toast.
Ask not what is the cost of eggs, ask why is this the cost for chicken.
Smash
How deep in a Horse?
Say my name!
(≖_≖)
I have all the cards
Supergirl Collectible Cup
Just wanted to thank you for your sacrifice!
Literally Nobody:
Transparency
Still got it!
Coochie Coochie Coo Kick
New Year, New Me
Impressive
So this is what camel toes look like
Milling Rust off a Knob
Good one!
And I would do anything for ruff, but...
I <3 NY
He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!
Hmm...
Parking Assist
Enjoy you perverts.
Hold please
Prepped for X-Ray!
Lock Eyes, Catch Hands
(╯° · °)╯︵ ┻┻
Anesthetic Free Style
Spin
Just a productive conversation
Unpopular Opinion
No Pain, No Gain
Listen carefully
Don't worry, it all works out in the end.
Nothing lost in translation
Another online order
Sit down, Legolas.
:D
What are you thinking about?
I don't know when, but I am confident I am going to reply to someone's post with this today.
The things people say
Ask for Adrian Peru!
Republicans make the best content for Democrats again.
Lift with your legs, not your hips.
Are you fucking sorry?
What We Do in the Shadows
Oops!
Tim Meadows
If you are good at something, never do it for free.
(Audio Only) Goofy listening to Post Malone