educateyourfuckingself
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First off:
Second, all jokes aside...why does this happen?! PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS.
I'm a bitch for being offended when a literal stranger asks me for naked photos of myself via the internet?? I have no idea of this person's age let alone their freaking name. It's horribly demeaning and offensive to get asked this question. I'm not flattered. I'm not impressed. So you'll excuse me when I ask you to fuck off.
Another Imgur user said it well...if you wouldn't ask a woman this question on the street, you shouldn't do it on the internet.
Thanks for reading, that is all.
Imjurk
Walking by: "hey Sweety baby sexy lady" until you say "sorry I'm married" and then it's: "Fuck you bitch I wasn't trying to marry you!"
StTriniansHeadBoy
Aw, you hurt his feewings.
jsmithy2334
"Send nu-"
RockmanModelZ
Send noodles pls
malfunctionm1ke
Scythrael
It's almost as if women are people too. Oh, wait. They are! That's right. Common sense. Stop being assholes, people.
ISayWrongThingsAndDontJustifyMyself
Nudes aren't actually real, there are still clothes under your skin.
pogon
X points and I take it all off; Second picture is a skeleton.
houtaku
So hot.
sandybuttcheeks
I came
TheLastBeerBender
"No" works. "Fuck off" works better.
LoTRFanatic42
From what I've seen, "No" often isn't enough.
Zombraina
To too many people "No" means, "Hey, they didn't tell me to go away, maybe I have a chance! Better pester them until I get what I want."
UltraXar
I don't understand this. Do users ask other users for nude pics and actually get them? Why would you bother? Try porn, it's way easier.
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madeanaccounttosaythis
That would be pretty funny actually
Threadnomancer
Voyeurism. It's more arousing to see someone who (presumably) doesn't do it for just anyone. A pornstar is out there for literally everyone
mormacil
while it's stupid it's not about seeing naked people. It's about having a specific person you have interactions with send you naked pictures
Lillae
Apparently it's more special if the picture is sent specially to you, instead of you having to browse the WWW for it.
HelloMax
Yes, not everyone shares her same view. There's a huge range of people in the internet.
RosegoldEverything
I think it's the difference between it being an untouchable porn star vs a girl you can actually talk to. Connection is huge for them.
dabuchanan
The internet is for porn, the Internet is for porn, the Internet is for porn
Geo80
All day long me honking me horn to porn porn porn.
WithPride
Well, if you had any class then you would get them and a lot more.
Armourhotdog
No but for some reason the imgur community has made users feel like everyone is sending nude to each other, which is awful.
YourWaifuIsTrash
There is a nude-exchanging thing going on, I was a part of it a couple years ago, not sure how big it is now. It was never as big and >
YourWaifuIsTrash
secretive as people thought, someone would just say "send me nudes" in their bio/comments and that'd be it. Ironically, the ones who were >
YourWaifuIsTrash
sending and requesting nudes despised the assholes who send or demand them unsolicited, and often if someone normally gave out nudes, they >
YourWaifuIsTrash
would refuse to do so if the person sent some unsolicited, demanded them forcefully, or had gained a rep for doing so.
gamblingpoet
It is the hipster theory of boobs. The less people that have seen the boobs, the hotter the boobs are
colourofair
*fewer
mrsmjb
The internet is LITERALLY FULL OF PORN. That's partially why this "harhar send nudes" shit is so fucking old.
UltraXar
Even if you get the aforementioned nudes, there's a good chance they're just porn anyway. Unless you know the person, what's the point?
ResidentDietitian
Porn isn't quite the same. There is something more intimate when someone sends a nude meant just for you.
ResidentDietitian
People seem to have missed my point. Guess I shouldn't say something when limited by 140 characters.
mrsmjb
If you're with the person, sure. Random people online, literally just like porn. Or gonewild where they choose to share nudes.
ResidentDietitian
I wasn't defending this situation. I was simply stating that porn isn't the same as nudes, but people missed my point.
errigal
It's kind of the same in this case. Naked strangers. But with an online relationship it's definitely different.
Zombraina
If you ask for a nude from some rando on the internet, it's just like porn, and likely to actually be porn and not them. So... scuzzy
ResidentDietitian
That wasn't my point. I was limited by 140 characters. I wasn't defending asking for them if you aren't in a relationship.
Zombraina
That seems a little irrelevant then considering the post and the comments replying to it, lol
lens4life
Don't know why you're downvoted, this is true. Still not okay to harass someone for them but we should all know that.
xmsbeanx
Agreed. I always wondered why men preferred being sent a nude rather than just watching porn. Now I understand.
WallpaperProblems
I actually got sent nudes once after making a Darth Plaguies joke, wtf
LiquidMilk
It's not a story the jedi would tell you.
DontPurpleRainOnMyParade
Hopefully it wasn't revenge porn. You can't ever tell if you're being catfished or not
WallpaperProblems
Who knows, and who cares by now
aprilludgateduire
My fetish is people masturbating to pictures of me so I've done it a few times, it's fun, make sure my head is never in naked pic;that's key
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aprilludgateduire
Sorry!
aprilludgateduire
To be clear I have BF now so I can't do it anymore cause he doesn't really like me sending naked pictures of myself to strange men to FAP to
RIPSlurmsMckenzie
Yesh what a weirdo! Haha no that'd be weird if he didn't have an issue imo..
FartedWhileMakingUpName
There's definitely a fetish for that sort of thing.
methisahellofadrug
The nudes thing is getting out of hand
sundaymondayhippyday
Hammertulski
You've come across a wild shitbeast desperately searching for naked refreshment on the plains of the web. Not today, little shitbeast.
MistyNoble
I know your pain. This person tried way too hard. /a/mPYSE
Lizaderp
VaginAndMe
For this same reason I have a saved hemorrhoid ass hole photo....it's fun
Nonstickdaveguy
I never understood why they think that's ok.. have some class people
thelonepig
I had to get security cause a guy wouldn't stop trying to embrace me at work last night. And I get downvoted for saying we don't like that.
hartmonica
I can't imagine why either. Couldn't possibly be all the FP posts ending with "send nudes"
ILoveTomHiddleston
We all should shame her like the little shits they are. Post the whole convo with username. Everytime. Until they stop.
SexualPeanut
*them?
ILoveTomHiddleston
Them yes. Haha sorry for that
infernopg
because there are no repercussions and in 1 of 100 it will probably for one reason or another work out. That's the mentality behind it
Perchuuu
nudes?
Rogahar
Anonymity. The internet grants us functional anonymity and allows us to act like cockwombles with no fear of reprisal reaching us IRL.
EdButterfield
Always upvote the word 'cockwombles'. +1 (I also happen to agree with your comment)
ShaneEngland
Some women say that they want openness and honesty.
iHaveAlotOfFolders
*tips fedora*
fr1080f
Ikr! PM your nudes
icookfoodandfightfire
i like people like this...makes me seem less like a total shithead and makes me feel kinda good about myself knowing i wouldnt do this
CrazyCatLad
I don't get it. Just fucking go to pornhub, sexix, spankbang, ashemaletube if you want to see HD videos of naked people!!!! Not here.
frumpee
presumptive to call them "people"
TheForceRestrained
Well, people do things they know aren't ok all the time
ekzeko
Yeah, I stayed classy and I'm perpetually pestered with nudes.
MiaTheScienceLady
But lelz its teh internet don't take it so sirius! /s
Beenbannedbefore2
What the fuck did you just try to say?
MiaTheScienceLady
"But lol it's the internet so don't take it so serious!"
Beenbannedbefore2
Hahaha thanks for the interpretation!
digitalutopia
Ah yes, I believe you're referring to the Schrödinger's Douchebag phenomenon
NotTodayNotYesterday
And, yet, some people wonder why there are less and less women on this site. 'nudes nudes Noodes send nudes nudes nudies' × 10000.
ekzeko
How do you track the number, has it ever been a thing?
SexualPeanut
I down vote all posts with that request. Then go down vote their other posts.
TheBlackWindHowls
I miss being able to click a person's account and being able to easily downvote all their comments when they do shit like this.
boevis
Fuck off. Or will a simple 'no' suffice?
RandomTechpriest
boevis
I love white knights and snowflakes
Thetwitchy1
I'm sorry, but you're a shithead. Someone is a "white knight" for not wanting random jerks messaging people looking for nudes?
WhatShouldIUseForMyUsername
I feel like anyone who doesn't use these terms ironically is pretty out of the loop
boevis
Is it ever not ironic? I mean, unless they're calling themselves that.
Thetwitchy1
If some fucker asked to see your mom naked, how would you want her to react? I mean random, not me, because I saw her when I fucked her
boevis
I would want her to send them to the people she felt comfortable sending them to, and tell the others no, and blocking them if they persist.
boevis
Because she is a single lady, and don't need no man telling her what to do.
JamBarn
We all saw her. It was a lovely cruise ship. I can still remember the smell to this day.
JamBarn
We all saw her. It was a lovely cruise ship. I can still remember the smell to this day.
TeammateAssist
boevis
Yeah, *I'm* the one that's salty, lul
EdButterfield
You're literally getting salty about not being the one who got salty...
MalignantUpper2
http://imgur.com/YX6ZTJ2
theslybanananana
Anonymity has a bad effect on people..
Varimothras
I agree. I used to have legit conversations with people on 9gag back when it was decent. They were using Facebook accounts before they 1/2
Varimothras
Made usernames the default. Conversations went out the window, douchebaggery fucktoupled in size.
mrsmjb
The lower rated comments are literally full of people thinking it's funny to say "so... nudes?"
v
PoppaBigBear
"fuck off" is an appropriate answer when a stranger asks for nudes.
Vagetarian
You have people asking for your nudes, but I keep getting invited to great sex weekends.
PrincessGoose
Preach, sister.
gotanymoreofthemzubats
There are some cringeworthy fucks on here. Somebody should compile a post of all IMGUR creeps for a cringe post.
FrostFox22
This posts is one of the biggest cringe posts I've seen. Congrats on getting us started.
SaxaphoneWalrus
All of them?!?!? Are you mad? You'd crash the servers and then some!
calldrdaley
Let's not censor the names either. It's still safe messaging if they don't think they'll get called out.
wakbat
I recently made a post about my pregnant wife and a guy messaged me for pics of her.
PubMonk3y
Whats his name though?
VoltageXL1
If you want something similar, look up "Creepy Text Theater" where they read out shit like this. Its hilarious. Sasha Grey is even in one.
toastmqa
There's dozens of us!
shadowheart65
Yes
DurendaI
Please?
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Easy way to find them, try and take a moral stance against stolen nude images online. 50,000 "sauce" comments.
szepasszony
I'm compiling comments by armchair scientists -people that claim to know the cure for cancer,or that the government is hiding the cure, etc.
JesseJames18241
If you ever look at r/creepypms you'll lose faith in humanity
TheArtFriend
With usernames! Cause if they are rude enough to text that to random people they should feel the consequences
AyeAyeCaptainTightpants
I like that idea.
BadamWarlock
Right? It was extremely nice of @OP to blur them out, but it would be more effective to not.
NotTodayNotYesterday
Easiest place to look, the comments on a picture of a female. Hell, anything with an extra X chromosome will do.
d3jake
Yeap. The cringe is split between those wanting to come onto her, and the Forever Alone types going "I wish I could disappoint her" *sigh*
00r3d
Just reading the comments on some i feel disappointed...
Azrael715
Or the amount of people who laugh at Neckbeard 'Gentlemen', but say the same thing when they see a picture of a girl on imgur
d3jake
Sounds about right.
BuiltLikeATruckCuddlyLikeATeddyBear
I'm sorry, but it happens with guy posts all the time, too. Professor Biceps who pops up every now and then, anyone in a uniform, really any
AfroSamuraiRM
BuiltLikeATruckCuddlyLikeATeddyBear
average-to-better-than-average attractive person gets some kinda "sploosh" comment or equivalent.
Aquilarden
I'm starting to find some of the comments on pics of attractive men to be pretty creepy too. Or desperate e.g. "I'm a straight guy but damn"
ThaddeusHamlet
That's not creepy, it's just appreciating guy-hot. Creepy would be: "I'm straight but I would totally munch on his asshole."
Aquilarden
That was the desperate part. I read it as an attempt to get women to say, "ooh this guy gets it, I should talk to him."
madeanaccounttosaythis
"I'm a straight guy but damn" how is that creepy?? Are we not allowed to say some guys look hot?!
Aquilarden
That was the desperate part. I read it as an attempt to get women to say, "ooh this guy gets it, I should talk to him."
madeanaccounttosaythis
I can appreciate a guy's body, I don't say it to impress girls.
Chapimgur
I can do that!
Thefa11engamer
Please do
waynebradybitch
Oh if you do make an Imgur cringe post, please tag me in it. I have an insatiable appetite for cringe.
foammouthguy
Ditto
Bortus
Dont blur out names, it'll be funny.
CtotheK
Name and shame
Chapimgur
I will blur them, I don't want people to receive hate even if people think they deserve it.
PmMeYourFavoriteDinosaur
You're a good person.
FaultyStarsNoConstellations
You're a good person (way better than me since I love the idea of their usernames being visible) - but kudos!
zombiejedediah
Worst that can happen is they have to change their usernames. Maybe even create a new account. I'm for 'Name and Shame'!
waynebradybitch
here's the thing though, some people use the same usernames across multiple accounts. For example, my original username is one I use in
Chapimgur
I personnaly believe that people can change. Sometimes, you need to point what they need to change in them. They will not if they are (1/2)
waynebradybitch
So for some people, yeah they can just change the username and be done with it. Others it may not be that easy.
waynebradybitch
many websites. If someone is determined enough they could probably find out a lot from just having the username I signed up with.
therealfatamy
Don't send unasked for dick pics to us either. It's gross and, from my experience, usually underwhelming.
Andreanne
I started to let my guy friends retaliate for me with pictures of their assholes. My snapchat is thanking me
therealfatamy
Great idea!
RenoXIII
I'm not going to ask about the details of the process, but that is both gross and fair game. lol (Good tactic)
Andreanne
The fruit bowl is my personal favourite.
nikorasu87
The irony is that a simple "no" doesn't usually work either.
nclu
Only response is *blocked*
Mayonnaiseisainstrument
I don't know why they rather have an argument than just block them
appleshampooooo
I don't know why men think it's an appropriate comment in the first place
Mayonnaiseisainstrument
You can wish that everyone has common sense but don't expect it in everyone
Elaan21
ThePickle
"Fuck off" seems like a pretty simple no to me...
YesItIsMyRealName
Nicely put!
iamprobablyhigh
"no" "come on, baby. Don't be shy" "no." "Please, baby? Come on" "no. Leave me alone." "Whatever. You're an ugly bitch anyway. Fuck you."
LinnehKitteh
Seriously. That escalates it usually.
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
and being clear from the start 'i have a boyfriend' is also 'bitchy'. Say 'no' you're a bitch, say 'yes' you're a slut.
johnvictor
It'd garner the same response from those worthless asshats as telling them to fuck off anyway. Asshat is a douchenozzle, should be banned.
GeneralBullshit
Why does anyone ask someone they haven't seen for nudes? Are they not aware of the amount of penis, breasts and vaginas already on the web?
TywinStark
Correct. The only real solution is to be overly assertive to them, which many women my age prefer not/arent sure how to do.
NuttierThanAJarOfGoobers
Nope never. Tried that.
AtlantaSirius
Do not reply and put the user to the ignore list
alsoAzrael
Exactly. I'll bet the user in that screenshot has tried "no" already, and found it doesn't work.
RosegoldEverything
Obviously not, since the screenshot shows his first message immediately followed by "fuck off". Can't know how he will respond.
alsoAzrael
Meaning this is not the first time she was asked for nudes, and she's found that saying no will lead to more requests and creepyness.
nikorasu87
Exactly...be polite and they badger you, be blunt and they accuse you of being rude/mean. At least OP's way ends the convo quicker...
Rumdogmillionaire
Preach
HKKpst
Who approaches a woman in a grocery store and asks for nudes? No one. Ever....it's not okay online either.
onefootout
Check out r/creepypms to get a closer look. People are WEIRD
Huldra
Commen for later. Gonna read
Momomo08
Another comment to remind myself to read it later.
BoxesofFoxes
Dot
NotTodayNotYesterday
Used to read a page called 'Bye Felipe'. The fact that some guys could be such lonesome creeps is awful.
HKKpst
Who approaches a woman in a grocery store and asks for nudes? No one. Ever....it's not okay online either.
TheHaloFollower
nikorasu87
TheHaloFollower
I
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LearnSomething
Which is exactly why women won't always give you a solid "no" when they aren't interested. I don't want to be called a bitch and I don't
LearnSomething
want to deal with you asking me why 1000 times and trying to "change my mind"
onefootout
Sorry broina/bro, it's hard to toe the line and be a human with jerks everywhere.
theotherstark
Story of my life.
Andreanne
"You seem exhausted, imma poke you with my boner till you change your mind" is the relationship equivalent
dydd
yeah exactly. we shld just call it what it is: coercion/manipulation
KPopGirlKimi
That's why most women just ignore. And recieve the onslaught of "hi, there" "hi, hows it going" over the course of months.
Lucallia
What do people have against using block features on chat programs?! Get something sent to you like that? Insta-block. chances are you won't
Lucallia
ever want to talk to the dude again anyway.
KPopGirlKimi
The thing is, if they are persistent enough, they will delete their old account and make a new one just to say why did you block me?
elamberdor
Oh god! Hi! Hi! Hi! Yes :(
starrii
but remember yesterdays front page post? a bunch of girls posting the guy's thirsty ass "hi"s? plenty of "they should have just replied"
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
can't win.
Tientchik
This is my simple response and it seem to works
InfamousFightingLoneliness
You have no idea how that makes us feel xD
PolkaNeverDies
When i get unsolicited dick pics or request for nudes, i just send a pic of the biggest dick i can find on google. Now I'mma use this gif.
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
http://imgur.com/ysAX4LT
FrozenFoodGuy
This is my go to picture whenever someone asks me for nudes
TeddyBearLord
I have seldom clenched my teeth with such pressure before.
SchrodingersCat270
RobertPenman
Thatsmyfetish.gif(jif)
hellbows
That is AMAZING!
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
[slice]
link117318
LOOOOL IMMA RAID THIS DUDE
link117318
Damn. He is covered
ForgivingCat
nudes?
TheGrumpest
pretty much never. these types of people think you want to play cat-and-mouse.
IOCTOPUSI
123 124
TheGrumpest
wat
IOCTOPUSI
The amount of upvotes was 123 and I made it 124
SpecimenSpiff
2 1
spudpicker
-3 -4 Okay, I tried it and I just feel stupid.
SlavShashlyk
Well, good for you
StandAgainstTyranny
Fuck those people.
Usernamename
You fuck off, god damn you're a bitch ;)
StandAgainstTyranny
Err, wait... Definitely DO NOT fuck those people. They're generally full of shit. Real assholes.
StandAgainstTyranny
Wait...
JTayKlg
Yeah fuck 'em
TheGrumpest
you're on a roll
jacobfarmos
Take it as a compliment and move on. There's a lot worse than being asked to be seen naked.. that's actually quite an honor
werewolffbarmitzvah
No. Being objectified isn't a fucking compliment. Shame.
jacobfarmos
Read above reply and give input.
fakepointgenerator
Your fedora is showing, m'lord
jacobfarmos
I like this hahaha
Sockpuppetmastermind
Never been asked huh?
Andreanne
It make you feel gross and creep out at the same time, it is nothing like a compliment. But you dont strike me as very used to receiving dem
jacobfarmos
Check my IG. Same username. I'ma fuckin stud!hahaha
sirbartonslady
It's a compliment and an honor to be objectified, you guys! I never knew!
jacobfarmos
It's saying "you're attractive" in a rude way but not worth being worked up about. Saying, she's hot or she's not is objectifying also no?
dynamicbeige
Really? Quite an honour? You must have some seriously low expectations for life.
jacobfarmos
I'm saying I would be honored for someone to want to see me naked. So they think I'm attractive right? I don't understand your conclusion.
Waaahmbulance
Fuckin cringe
ptenopus
A no is just a yes in need of encouragement.
glasseswithoutbooks
Just dont respond, works just fine
stickemwiththepointyend
LMAO right. I had someone keep sending me messages I wasn't even opening, but I could see the previews of. I counted 11 before I blocked.
ISupportYourViews
Except it does, 100% of the time. Don't want to send nudes? Say "no" and don't send them. Done.
stickemwiththepointyend
Yeah and then get harassing messages. Which was the entire point of this post
Andreanne
It's cute that you think so highly of your fellow humans.
hartmonica
Girl: No Guy: *omg she replied that means I have a chance* here's my dick pic
MochiLove13
This is honestly 100% accurate
nikorasu87
What's sad is that I've seen that happen before
icelandicsealbear
Some men are jerks, and we appologize for them.
KaneVel
But... Why? Fuck the jerks, but why should decent guys apoligize? I'm not quite following the logic here.
BendyDicksCumOnMyBaps
We will make the jerks say sorry in time, why feminism is needed.
MmmCookiePoops
Its more of a standard reply once you get asked enough that it becomes harassing
nikorasu87
To show that there is still some decency out there. Helps to give some hope.
Yeoyo
I saw a post in UserSub the other day of a guy messaging a girl saying that hed kill himself if she didnt send him nudes. People are fucked
iamprobablyhigh
I hope she responded with "my condolences"
MyHouseOnMars
Bloody hell. Some people need a slap to the head with a cactus.
Gizmodian
Well, that'd be some self-evolution right there. At least he'd remove himself from the gene pool.
Mikeiller
Well, if he did, we know nothing of value was lost.
RosegoldEverything
Always has for me. "No, sorry!". 9/10 gets me an "Okay oh well". Otherwise? Block and ignore. No biggie.
theartofmakingsense
Why should you say sorry? You don't owe them an apology.
RosegoldEverything
Because it doesn't hurt me to say it, and I know they're disappointed. Not obligated to, just personally prefer to.
RosegoldEverything
Love how I'm getting DV'd for expressing my personal preference when handling this. Women, do what you want! Unless other women disapprove.
theartofmakingsense
They shouldn't be upset or disappointed though, that's the reaction of someone who expects to get something they're not entitled to.
RosegoldEverything
If someone's hoping for something, even if they perhaps ought not, and they don't get it, disappointment is pretty standard.
bodyvsspirit
I once posted a "send nudes" gif. No one answered but a sole gay man. He asked for nudes back. I said what the hell, why not?
Momomo08
And that is how I met your father...
bodyvsspirit
And on that day OP was a faggot. But he definitely wasn't a hypocrite and it didn't hurt his feelings whatsoever.
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
I've had people ask me for nudes of my wife. Classy imgur.
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HaYouLose
This was a common joke in the USAF
Calicoastin818
lol I guess no one got the joke ey ha
SGT1990
I'd have trouble getting nudes of my own wife... well I'm also single so that does make it harder.
AngryHumanoid
That's not the only thing it makes harder! Wait that doesn't work here...
imhoots
At least you tried.
linustheman
They could just ask me i've got loads of them.
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
Went looking for a selfie to help me find a witty retort and saw your dog. Yep, that'd do it. Wouldn't surprise me if you had some
linustheman
What else do you post to imgur? If not dogs?
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
Ads to buy more dogs
elhopaness
LamarTheHeadhumper
So, uh, soft maybe then?
bamblebimble
How bout nudes of u?
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
No one deserves that. Maybe hitler, and it's a big maybe
Velexis
So you shared them?
eddytor
What the heck ? For real ?... damn, people are scary...
IAmDrBanner
You should have sent them your nudes.
ukarage
I never had any comment on imgur (but now I'm happy with it ;)
jjwk544
Listen guys if you're looking for nudes of his wife they're on the same page as his mom's nudes
driftaway8
See, the trick is to not because relevant. That way no one asks for anything more than a sexy weekend.
DoctorFromTheDarkestAlley
ShutUpPam
So did you send any?
PropainAndPropainAccesories
Well did they get them? Do we get them?
v
eetsumkaus
well, where are they?
Azureality
You should send the nudes - the manudes, if you will.
SnowyEvans
Say no more sir, say no more...
maxrazorwin
Is your wife.. like... seeing anybody?
KyoLookinAss
So.. is that a no?
Alldrn
She hot?
ScandelousSheep
What about noods? Can you send those?
shotinthehead
pics or it did not happen. i'm sure imgur would accept images of her naked as proof :)
TalosGuideUs
I got nudes from a wife
potatoesupmyass
so this wife of yours she single?
Nimin
Mandatory
IDeclareBANKRUPTCYYYY
Gotta shoot your shot
Beenbannedbefore2
Does it matter?
aaakeith
This comment is so damn recycled.
GnomeDeGuerre
Like a green light at a cross, it has become a symbol.
Yetsumari
That's the beauty of it. It's part of the classic Imgur experience. Not this singles in your area, with malicious redirecting ads bullshit.
smallskillerofhambino
You owe for the beer I spit out! I need about tree fiddy!
AMeaslycommentNotWorthTheDownvote
I get the feeling you look a lot like a giant crustacean from the paleolithic era.
smallskillerofhambino
Negative I am a meat popsicle.
DiscipleOfAnorak
Guys why the downvotes
BouncingFerret
Because it's a super old comment used millions of times and really not that funny anymore.
smallskillerofhambino
I'll endeavor to only laugh at the most current jokes going forward.
NoOne428
'Tis the will of imgur
smallskillerofhambino
Imgur's will be law.
TheColossusOfCloutt
There's a difference between dirty jokes in the comments and one on one harassment through messaging
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
I'm referring to the latter. I mentioned her one day and got like 4 messages
wheresthebaby
I thought it was just comments to be funny. Messages is proper weird.
TheColossusOfCloutt
That's just weird
Trickky
Hey, is your wife hot? Can I get some nudes of her?
TheRetiredColourman
fuck off.
ISexuallyIdentifyAsAnApacheHelicopter
A simple no works, you know.
Darkspire
The irony is that a simple "no" doesn't usually work either.
schmidy
I also choose nudes of this guy's wife.
ShirokazeYuusha
I'd rather have some nudes of this guy.
FishLords
DocNefario
If anyone doesn't get it: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5c79n0/comment/d9uf56l
ThereAreSoManyThingsIWantToTellYoungMe
xochiluvr
Is there nothing Brian Kibler won't do for money?
imhoots
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elveector
Here here!
Notsofunnyone
I could use some too .. I have this thing for wives.
DJDICKTITS
I'm not even that gay and I wouldn't mind some wife nudes
Acefowl
Next time, respond with "Why do you want a 14-year old's naked pictures?"
JimBongosognoBmiJ
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20150225052918/gtawiki/images/2/28/Hanson-exploitable-fixed.png
Aquilarden
"Nudes?" "i'm 13" Bam.
Jfraps
Tientchik
@op I got something for you to send them
zailee
This is perfection
CatsandDnD
Yeah, that oughta do it.
PmMeYourFavoriteDinosaur
Nah
LittleSeaSlug
Give us their username so we can flood them with dick pics
swedishmetalhead
White knighting intensifies
Attacker732
Hey, the White Knights weren't bad people. They kept the Black Knights from taking over Gielinor with an invincibility potion.
nclu
There's also that thing where you google the username and see if you can find their mom on Facebook
Infinitrillion
It was me
Mayonnaiseisainstrument
Nice try
TheGiantTater
See, this is how we as an imgur community, fight back. We don't whine about safe spaces. We put people in their fucking places. I'm on board
brojustshowmeyourdickbro
I'd love to be flooded with dick pics. For reasons.
Ihave3moms
Username checks out
ThisBeatIsBonkers
Agreed. Justice must have its day! @OP Give us a naaaaaame
wadatahmydamie
Give a man a name!
randonguy305
His name was randonguy305 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
BlunderbussVigilante
Frontier justice? I'm in.
ashmenon
YES.
MarieCurie83
All I know is it starts with an S and ends with a T
cheesypeanuts
Flood inbox with goatse
uglydawg
You're evil, I like you.
Grudgebearingmidget
nah, just pick something at random from Rotten.com, go big or go home (Brotip: Don't visit that site if you have a weak stomach).
Grudgebearingmidget
I'm writing this as a disclaimer, I'm not kidding, that site is not safe for your soul.
Zombraina
Okay you have to give an example of the horror you've seen there, otherwise people will be lead by curiosity, because "how bad could it be?"
Grudgebearingmidget
An example would be someone whom had their arm fed through a manual meat-grinder (hand-cranked). The site is basically Live-leak's beta.
SpecimenSpiff
You could refrain from suggesting it then.
Grudgebearingmidget
Recommending Goatse by itself is still pretty graphic.
educateyourfuckingself
Love this idea...I will think about it.
YankeeBomb4
Do it!
ColtTheKid
Prolly won't try and pull that shit again.
ColtTheKid
We take care of our own 'round here Mmmhmmm. HOOOCK PEW. *ting*
MiasmaCorrigan
or just report them for harassment.
RepostFromLastWeek
Think about it? Just fucking do it.
mallywanders
And if you're underage, report him for solicitation of child pornography.
theshinobi23
Why not just respond to "send nudes" with a dick pic? They didn't ask for nudes of you specifically, so...
FungusForge
Go for big meaty ones. Scare em off for good.
tylerdurden777
Do it
BlackNinjaKitty
.
hollyshitimback
fevertrees
Yeah why wouldn't you? Definitely shouldn't have blocked out their name fuck them.
SquishyToeBeans
Give us his name OP, I want to send him a bag of dicks.
LokiShinigami
Well they didn't exactly specify nudes of who or what either . . . So run with it.
davethebiker
This is the route I would go.
Aquilarden
I mean, it at least wasn't worth the time to cover the username. Guy didn't earn that courtesy.
DrKriegersClone
.
educateyourfuckingself
Faith in the community restored. The username is your reward. Go forth, people of Imgur, and send dick pics to santaclausii
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Davidfartman
I love you |°з°| |°з°|,this is my another account, I can't believe you exposed me, how am I gonna live the rest of my life since everyone
Davidfartman
on Imgur knows that you rejected me (ಥ_ಥ)
ProudMuggle
What an asshole
Aquilarden
Plus your posts make it abundantly clear that you're married.
Superchief86
Holy shit, that's mental. Things like this really highlight for me just how normal and well adjusted I actually am.
CatsandDnD
"Hey, I haven't even met you but I looove you!"
Craicerjack
Jebus, Delusional
hithereimTsukuyomi
I'm sorry you have to experience this. Luckily, I haven't yet, but it still sucks you have to put up with this on a site like this...
13599
Holy shiiiit. Hella creepy!
Junktrunkjunkie
And people tell me I'M creepy. I just sit quietly in a dark corner... watching... But I don't pull crap like this. SHEESH!
AegonTargaryenTheSixthOfHisName
OK, Orin....
AssholeTown
Holy crap...that's ridiculous
bigfosty
I have never sent a dick pic in my life, but I would consider doing it for this cause. Fuck that guy.
DurendaI
I will set their toaster's excuse for a router on fire.
Surrenderyourkoolaid
Autodots!! Roll out!!
thatpatguy
Do it. They're a cuntnugget and deserve it.
Wrecklesswisdom
Plot twist, it was you.
Chadderz
Plot twist: his username is cuntnugget
thatpatguy
Wrecklesswisdom
Fantastic! +1
gorillaClutch
Mob justice, always ends well
ohhohohhhhohh
I get your point, but doesn't it help the community to know which of us are twats?
TheGiantTater
I mean, he didn't even try. He just straight up demanded nudes from the get-go. He deserves an onslaught of imgurian rage.
TheGiantTater
Nail in the coffin was his follow up response
gorillaClutch
Not defending the guy clearly. Just making a point. They don't tell alot of stories about Lynch mobs that end happy and regret-free
DoctorSnakebeast
Putting aside the fact that it's rude as fuck, from a purely tactical standpoint, has this ever worked? Ever? Why do people do this?
Sprixxen
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
Piratechops
Course it has worked. And people do it because they want nudes lol fuck what people think..people forget strangers dgaf about you're feeling
CwmMakesPeopleCryInScrabble
And strangers dgaf that you want nudes. On the internet. Which is full of porn.
Piratechops
Yeah it is and people still do it as the Internet is full of assholes. People do horrible shit all the time online for all kinds of reasons
Obietrice
In his defense, everyone can fuck off. He can fuck off, you can fuck off....I can fuck off.
Wakingcats
neznajka
As Billy Connolly said: https://youtu.be/BaqsOL-Nv24
ColoneISanders
TheGiantTater
True imgurian. Respect. +1
CommanderWilliamTRiker
Hey, fuck off! <3
lazykoalabear
*we* can fuck off ;)
Obietrice
I like the cut of your jib.
AndreKroon
If everyone would just fuck off and fuck on the world would be a happier place.
Ryebread91
Is there a fuckofffuckofffuckoff webpage?
JackingitinSanDiego
https://ballandchainco.com/collections/pins/products/spinner-lapel-pin
Dirtyoldswish
Is this your real name? No gimmicks. Are you hoping that OP got some teeth?
Verifay
But no one ever fucks on. Give on a little love, he needs it. ;_;
Illendor
Let's all just get off! I mean Fuck off! Dammit!!
MyDogJake
Could... could I fuck off?
topshelfassistant
How does one "fuck off" exactly?
JiffyDealer
We can fuck off.
ThisBeatIsBonkers
I can fuck off
Thoraxe123
He, she, me. Fuck off
aRepost
Obietrice
But seriously you're right. What he did was rude and unacceptable. He can especially fuck off
doomscrollerextroadinaire
Can I fuck off?
CrazyCatLad
If you set your mind to it, probably you can also achieve Fuck Offery.
MyFetishIsLyingOnTheInternet
I believe in you
voltlunok
No, you stay and watch for the beacons. Only when they are lit, may you fuck off.
strangledbyaturtleneck
The beacons are lit! Gondor says "Fuck off!"
educateyourfuckingself
^^^this guy!!
youcanteven
Next time say, in your best kiwi accent "get fucked cunt"
BlakcXS
Worth a nude i would say
orbobb
op do your thing
elementalcreations
When you hear "we need to talk," you know you aren't going to see boobies today.
Jomini001
False. When the wife gives me that bullshit I just go right for them while making eye contact.
Zombraina
"We need to talk... about you constantly molesting me without my permission."
Jomini001
Boobs would get grabbed.
steveracer
I got nervous just seeing it on my screen.
roxstr
When your wife says "We need to talk" it does not mean "we need to talk." It means: " you need to sit and listen while ill tell you all 1/2
roxstr
The reasons you been fucking up". Thats what that means. -Rodney Carrington
shoulkion
People have fallen into the belief that asking should be allowed no matter the question and a kind response should be issued even if it's 1
shoulkion
A stupid and selfish question. It goes along with the whole don't offend anyone thing. You offended him by not showing your twat so now 2
shoulkion
He gets to have the "higher ground" because you were "mean" to him first. People need to just stop thirsting and have a damn donut.
ShaneEngland
Also it's probability, even if it's a 1 in a million. You simply need to ask a million women.
shoulkion
Or just talk to people and have a good time. Eventually someone else has a good time like you do and boom relationship.
ShaneEngland
yea but you tend to waste a lot of time, and that's exactly how guys get stuck in the friend zone with women who would never date them.
whatupmyknitters
"have a damn donut" hahahahaha
frogglesmash
Asking is allowed, it may be frowned upon, but it is permitted.
howaboutthisonethen
People are downvoting you. Simple fact of the matter is with an open chat system anything goes.
frogglesmash
It seems people don't really understand free speech.
AtomicAllele
What about her freedom of speech to call the creepy guy an utter fuck up?
frogglesmash
Yeah, she has every right to say that. I never said, or implied that she didn't.
howaboutthisonethen
Exactly. Apparently the analogue isn't obvious, where the same considerations apply. You can be a dick - doesn't mean you should tho
frogglesmash
The fact that people would prioritize feelings over personal freedoms is more than a little frightening.
Lizaderp
Saying "nigger" is allowed, it may be frowned upon, but it is permitted.
frogglesmash
Yes, your point?
Lizaderp
Play shit games, don't be butthurt when you win shit prizes.
frogglesmash
I'm a big believer in free speech, every person should be permitted to say anything no matter how offensive. Individual, privately owned 1/2
frogglesmash
Platforms do however, have every right to disallow the use of certain language on their platform. 2/2
ACatnippedKitty
I dunno OP, I've seen dudes whip their dick out and start jacking it on the bus, I think they'd probably say that on the street as well.
MightyGlowCloud
I think I'd get a strong impulse to put my heel on that if I ever saw it.
pogon
In most parts of the world, I believe you get shunned for that.
Mtmerrick
*arrested
pogon
I'm using shun to include the spectrum from "excluded from polite society" to "stoned to death".
ACatnippedKitty
San Francisco's muni buses are always an interesting experience
deadandbloated
Hi from Berkeley!
ACatnippedKitty
Ahh Berkeley, my favorite place to get pizza(Zachary's) and hot dogs(Top Dog). Hello from the South Bay to you too!
pogon
I live in the Castro. I've seen nude men walking around, but no erections or play.
ACatnippedKitty
True,seen a fair amount of naked men out in that area too, they've always been civil if not downright jovial. Something about the bus though