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316577 pts · March 29, 2013


My name is Andrew. I'm a husband, the father of twins, a programmer, a quadriplegic and an amateur radio operator. I have aphantasia. It is an inability to generate mental images. If you asked me to describe a scene, I couldn't visualise it, but I could tell you the list of details I had remembered. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphantasia I hope that helps explain my favourites.

All in one album

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Everybody grab a broom, it's Shenanigans!

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Comments 1
Views 260

I am infinite

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Views 650

I'm watching from Australia...

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Comments 468
Views 94426

13th Cake Day?

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Views 1093

The hero we need

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Comments 7
Views 4305

This is who we're washing our hands for.

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Views 131082

Wednesday

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Comments 0
Views 482

I'd love to be proven wrong.

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Comments 4
Views 1690

Australia and New Zealand just lost a great man

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Views 1430

To all the delivery people keeping us alive

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Views 633

Nutritious Goo

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Views 1624

I'm glad I saved this 2 years ago.

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Comments 19
Views 1006

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Views 2779

Emilia Clarke discussing Seth MacFarlane's sexual prowess

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Views 11367

Happy National Puppy Day

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Comments 0
Views 281

You just lost

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Comments 7
Views 236

30 years later, my night vision is terrible.

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Comments 2
Views 361

Apparently it's my 4th cake day

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Comments 35
Views 36073

ASL is wonderful

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Comments 9
Views 8829

Learn from teenage me's mistake

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Views 154

Happy 29th

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Views 237

To everybody in South Eastern Australia today.

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Comments 45
Views 2808

Happy 29th

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Comments 1
Views 115

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Views 1097

M. Night Shamalamadingdong

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Comments 9
Views 5885

Anybody else ever been hit in the nuts so hard you threw up?

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Views 636

It's OK. The turtle is fine.

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Comments 12
Views 1378

The Merciless Peppers of Quetzalacatenango … grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum.

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Views 4876

How did I miss this executive order?

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Comments 16
Views 678

MRW my 3 year old son calls his Mother over for a goodnight kiss, but blows a raspberry on her forehead.

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Comments 9
Views 110977

So apparently I need a licence now

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Comments 3
Views 693

Oh woe is me

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Comments 53
Views 2855

So today is my 3rd cake day

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Comments 4
Views 547

Wil Wheaton shares his tips to save your marriage

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Comments 5
Views 174

Happy Australia Day!

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Views 939

My Dad

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Views 144

MRW I'm at a friend's party, getting a cup for my wife, and I look down at the bench.

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...it ain't easy.

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Views 92

I hate GIMP

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Views 625

A quick reminder of why you don't fuck with Canada.

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Views 3451

Kate Upton's boobs. Kate Upton's boobs. Kate Upton's boobs. Kate Upton's boobs.

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Views 17805

Are we still doing relevant username GIFs?

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Views 528

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Views 763

He can't even.

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Views 2167

I herd u liek ̶M̶u̶d̶k̶i̶p̶s̶ NT News front pages

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Views 1034

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Views 161515

You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherhugger.

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Comments 15
Views 820

My remix of a classic.

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Comments 5
Views 70637

MRW I wake up to 81 replies

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Comments 19
Views 948

Over 9000% done.

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Comments 12
Views 943

How to root a pineapple: Australian edition

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Views 553

Gary Busey training for the skydiving scene in the upcoming Point Break remake

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Views 979

MRW my wife pointed out that I just ate lamb I cooked 2 weeks ago.

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Views 163

A friend said I should watch the original Girl with the Dragon Tattoo for the "great sex scenes". MRW the final credits rolled.

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Comments 16
Views 1369

Floyd

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Today my wife noticed a similarity between these two.

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Comments 4
Views 1023

My Javert audition tape.

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Views 605

MRW I get accused of "spreading vegan propaganda" for advocating recycling animals in the pound.

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Comments 33
Views 6994

My first thoughts on seeing Dr Matt Taylor's apology over his shirt.

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Comments 237
Views 45405
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