Here's a lighter pun than usual. Sorry it's so blunt.
Just trying to keep the romance alive
I honestly don't know why she puts up with me anymore
Keeping the romance alive <3
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Damn wednesdays
Marriage is...
Cosmo and Wanda think they're slick
Appreciation post
I try to make sure I leave her a sweet message to wake up to every day. Keep the romance alive, y'know?
Marriage is...
Surprisingly affordable!
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Wtf is wrong with my workplace
Man forget Levi
Uploading so I can link it, thought someone else might enjoy it. Challenge: keep it at 0 points.
I swear these fucking customers are trying to push me into homicide
My manager is (finally) becoming irritated by the strange things I leave behind.
Sisterly love
It finally happened
This is why I'm single
Whoa, that's nuts
U wanna fight
Stay hydrated, hippies
Ultra-HD Naruto remake changes the story
My kid is getting so mad
"I haven't seen it so it's new to me. You just spend too much time here"
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I'm not sorry
Daughter had her friend over and politely let me know they were "sneaking" out
And were they just called bugs?
A 9mm for mortal men doomed to die
My first ever submission
Wouldn't wanna make sense now would we?
Stay hydrated you hippies
I'm... I'm just done with 2017. Gimme the Phillip J. Fry special.
We divide the world to stop us feeling frightened,
So I just noticed
I'm not ready to wait forever for more Rick and Morty
Mass Etrekt
S/O to my grandparents for forcing me into a religious private school so I could learn to flirt
Let's see if this post hits it's mark
It all makes sense now...
MRW Gary is doing some dumb shit again
OC PLIZ DNT STELL K
My girl Rosie, before she molted.
And they say pineapple on pizza is poison
I got bored
And it's... bright?
Plus it's fun!
The CGI In this movie was amazing
Image irrelevant: need help winning a bet
My daughter meeting her aunt for the first time
Really been getting into word game apps lately
We know. You don't use Facebook. Nobody asked.
All dogs are good dogs
I can't even think of a clever title. I just really like this.
I... I don't wanna lose weight that badly
I'm just tired.