Lizaderp

44962 pts ยท December 21, 2012


Twitter/Snapchat/Instagram/Tumblr: Lizaderpishere I'm a community theater performer traveling around the Puget Sound/Columbia-Willamette areas. HMU cause I'm probably traveling your way soon! I lived in the Portland metro area for 15 years, now I'm settled in Tacoma WA. The northwest has always been home. I'm prior US Navy, drive like a maniac, work in theater, couldn't give a shit about politics, and I have a small dog named Mr. Karl Barx. If my bullshit makes front page, I'll dress in my Navy whites and film myself eating a rack of ribs.

Cat.

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When you think no one is watching

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Today, I pet Maximum Hamster

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Mr. Karl Barx, July 2019

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Simpsons got another one right

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Brought him home today

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Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin

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Worm takes shit, Lizard paints with blood of worm

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Karl Barx first successful fetch

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I have no joint in my ring finger so the skin has never wrinkled.

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Oops

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There I did the thing

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Snek steals segway

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Hell has frozen over

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Proud of this photo I took

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I don't know

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Dogs that are sick of your shit

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Mobile users don't scroll down

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Barry and the hooker

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The Funniest Joke In The World

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Took this photo on the interstate

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From amateur to meh: 7 years of training myself to make cakes at Baskin-Robbins

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Another birb meme dump

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Doggo Constrictor

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Birb dump: The threequal

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Corgo is sad he cannot corgo

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New dog

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Defense Secretary Fizzbitch's costume

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A few birb memes dump

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I sneezed during my swear in.

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Turkeys perform Satanic ritual

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WACKY WAVING ARM FLAILING INFLATABLE TUBE MAN mini

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SOMETHING TOUCHED MY LEG!!!

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My Rocky Horror Picture Show cast making newspapers!

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Origami dump

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I got the whole damn potato

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I fixed this magazine cover

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Lerng hern sherp

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Recycling

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My favorite cat photo

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Milkwalker safety tips

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It's my cake day! Here's the shots that made it into my acting portfolio this year

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