Translation - "Why can't all our soldiers have cut, glistening, oiled muscles, like those guys in that movie?"
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I'm gonna think about this every time I go through security.
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Meanwhile, in California...
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Iran's government may be detestable, but their meme game is lit!
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"Botched"?
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Builders Marco Zuri and Francesca Badei presented Lego vignettes of famous scientists at Model Expo Italy 2026.
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I thought of this. I just didn't think of it FIRST.
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The lineup for the Obama Presidential Center opening today. Apparently Kid Rock's invitation got lost in the mail.
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I tried to keep up with these today, but I'm only one man! If I missed any, please add them in the comments!
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Them - "THERE'S NO CULTURE IN IOWA!" Me, a sophisticate ...
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Njideka Akunyili Crosby's portrait of the Obamas, unveiled today in the Obama Presidential Center in Chicago.
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"What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
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Celebrating Flag Day with a picture of the greatest American president in recent history.
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You killed my father. Prepare to die!
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"A Very Star Trek Christmas Special!"
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All I'm saying is Oreos never gave me explosive diarrhea.
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What's a better spectator sport than the World Cup?
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"Why doesn't he care about those poor billionaires and corporations?!?"
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"May the Fourth be with you." "And also with you."
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NPR reports that the Washington D.C. Reflecting Pool will be emptied and re-resurfaced ... by the same company that Drumpf hired to resurface it in the first place.
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FINALLY, a bathroom for the rest of us.
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Looking for a new job? Don't hate the game, game the system!
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Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome!
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How he thinks AI makes him look vs. how AI really makes him look.
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MY FAVORITE TEAM!!!
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From Andy Borowitz.
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I mean it WAS a good movie, but ...
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Will they be giving away bread to go with this circus?
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The building immediately started making a profit ... and it no longer smells like urine!
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Nothing but class from FBI Director Ka$h Patel.
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Happy Pride Month from New York City, at the Cathedral of St. John the Divine ... and FABULOUS!
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From Brian Tyler Cohen. With special thanks to J.D. "Kiss of Death" Vance.
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Lovingly stolen from whoever Skullwriter stole it from.
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"Cunning" isn't the same thing as "Intelligent."
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"You got politics in my Star Trek!" "You got Star Trek in my politics!"
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"Tell your cat I said ps ps ps!" My cat ...
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NO KINGS, Sioux City, Iowa, 3-28-26
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Enter the nightmare-fueled world that is ... FAILED EASTER LAMB CAKES!!!
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Meanwhile, in the United States ...
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Maybe try, "It's an amble, not a mosey."
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Pam Bondi's very own memento mori. "Remember thou art mortal." Or, as another commenter said, "Plenty of room in that trash can for more portraits."
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Yes sir! Glad to help, sir! Sorry, sir!
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"We've had one testament, yes. What about second testament?
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"I'm gonna wave my freak flag high!" - Jimi Hendrix
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Pam Bondi has a chance to do the funniest thing!
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Mazel Tov!
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I wonder if they will taunt him a second time?
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Dad joke incoming!
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"IF IT CAN BE DESTROYED BY THE TRUTH, IT DESERVES TO BE DESTROYED BY THE TRUTH!" Original artwork is "Judith Slaying Holofernes" by Artemisia Gentileschi, 1620.
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“Obama never won this,” he boasted.
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Sometimes creators don't know what they're creating until it's created. This goes for more than just writing.
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Se efectuaron disparos.
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My granddog Hopper, proving that he was raised by cats.
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A threat from the Swiss Mafia...
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Well, that's still an answer.
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Good news, everyone!
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"Why does everything hurt?!?" - demon, probably.
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A medical opinion.
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Name this band, continued...
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Diagram of proposed ICE detention “mega center”. Each of the 10,000 little dots represents a person.
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