wumpyflappysnurp

1900 pts · April 16, 2023


While they may have big booties, none of the Kardashian girls have attractive faces…

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean…he might be on his 30th squat press (hence the light weights) and I can understand the loss of form…but fuck him! If he was a normal leader he wouldn’t try to look hard AF. So yes, he looks like a pussy slinging 15lb dumbbbells

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Wear sunscreen”…..and they still didn’t!

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man, I’m sorry to hear that - that’s more overt than anything I’d ever faced in Texas. My experience was only that friends were constantly trying to “convert” me.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I get what you’re saying, but we could apply that logic to nearly every nation and religion across time. If we go back even 100 years, everyone was raping, pillaging, land grabbing and killing political enemies. The silver lining here is that Hegseth views himself as a crusader and now you have the pope shutting that narrative down…HARD.

4 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

That’s because southern baptists an evangelicals don’t view Catholics as Christians …for some strange reason

4 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I saw “Back to the future” and assumed the flames were Delorean tracks!

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That song “do not disturb”….raaaawr! ;)

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because it’s DICK VanDyke and he’s moving!

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uh, ok Serena

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was gonna say…”you had me at “civility”…”

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is the winning comment!

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are no trees, it’s windy as hell and frequently too cold for snow to stick to anything. The snow drifts in North Dakota are insane! I remember getting stuck in one on the highway on Christmas Eve day in our family station wagon. We ended up getting a ride into town and spent the afternoon in a diner waiting for someone to get our car out. We had at least three different people come up to us and invite us to spend Christmas Eve/Day with their families! North Dakotans are the best people!

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Same. I also have a book of events from 1892 by my bedside. They speak poorly of Germans and Italians - it’s the same shit 130 years later.

8 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Hahahahahhahaha that’s pretty awesome

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Burton

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I haven’t seen the Levar button meme! Thanks for sharing - I’ll use that next time!

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yesssssss man, I didn’t think anyone else had random thoughts about the greatness of this game!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you’ve ever tried to get customer service from starlink, you’ll know where this is heading.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tucson?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s a pretty massive wedgie!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A guy did that skydiving near Chicago about 20 years ago…ripped his aorta and died.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m so, so sorry! I lost my boy, Garfunkel suddenly after a surgery to remove a lump on his neck. He got home from surgery, I slept on the couch next to him while I had three doggy beds out for him. He passed away overnight, laying right next to me. It was completely excruciating to go through….but the silver lining is that in a few weeks you’ll remember all of the good stuff again more than you remember the pain. But the next couple of weeks will suck for sure.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where was this?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why the fuck aren’t they wearing gloves?!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wanna yell out “Damn she fine” every time someone calls out “369”

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to get paid to fly my airplane as a target for phalanx system tracking. It was a bit unsettling if you thought about it for too long!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like a more suave version of Nick Nolte!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m so sorry to hear this, that is crushing. I’ve lost a good friend in combat and have found that the best way to keep his memory alive (and therapy for me) is to tell his story to as many people as I can. I’d love to hear about your friend.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Biokleen? From Kzoo?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1