ubnty

5802 pts ยท August 9, 2017


Maybe if the gold were in smaller pieces, it'd be -slightly- more useful. Like say, if it took the form of a small round disc...

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Very, well, you may go." *Picard turns to leave* "Before I go, there's one thing I wanted to say." "Which is?" "There are eight lights."

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whatever did happen to the rest of that blood sample Hooty took, if it wasn't all used in testing?

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Hey, wait- get back here! Abduct me! Get me out of here!"

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where's that video of a crab escaping from a seafood store holding tank, only to fall into another holding tank (with a lower price)?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I uninstalled long ago, after you couldn't use an older version without ads anymore.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Craftsmen for Catholic churches did this too, but had to put the carvings high enough where they wouldn't be seen in candlelight.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can eat, if it doesn't have other options. Does the cat get fed anything else? Oh, it'll probably still kill the rodents, but eating is optional.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And the frame is only as good as the wall it's built into.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some have had it even longer. But for now, the grocery stores are carrying the pumpkin spice everything, the Monster cereals are on the shelves (with Henson studio collab this year), and soon enough the ultimate Trick or Treat candy will be on the shelf- Christmas candy.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And no microplastics.

11 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

"Wait, why are there two smoke alarms in my bedroom? And why does one not have a blinking light?"

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Banned from manager training? "Oh, no, someone who thinks of their coworker's mental health! He's unfit for leadership!"

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

>"Alternatively, owners can shell out $878 to unlock that power permanently, for the life of the vehicle." Or until VW decides to revoke it when you sell the car, like Tesla did when a guy paid extra for the unlocking of the battery's full range, only for Tesla to downgrade it back to 'stock' when he resold it?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I've only got two holes!" "No, you have seven, maybe nine."

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The ancient Romans had a saying (found graffitied on a wall in Pompeii)- "He who buggers a fire burns his penis."

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I were President, I'd wear the same suits as the guy who sold those 'free government money' books.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you make an ice sculpture out of frozen tuna?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More like when you put it down behind them, they turn around and go, "When the fuck did that get there?!"

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What AC/DC sounds like to those who don't like AC/DC (to Back in Black): Blackitty black/I hit my nutsack/I met a duck, it gave a quack-quack

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At this point, they might as well release Detours, because it can't do more brand damage than Disney has already done to Star Wars.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0