The Whey

Aug 14, 2025 3:24 PM

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This is The Whey

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"Couldn't be worse than the Acolyte!"

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No whey

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Now also available in liquid form- Gro-Goo

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At this point, they might as well release Detours, because it can't do more brand damage than Disney has already done to Star Wars.

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I like it. Green light.

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Heh

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Also need a Mandalorian diet suppression tablet for overweight people.

This is the Weigh.

11 months ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 2

heh

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Also a horse food slogan:

This is the neigh

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Make it a tea and call it This is the weigh T

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No no no, it comes with a scale that has a Pedro Pascal voice clip that goes "This is the weigh" every time you step on it

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why not? This can't possibly be the dumbest official merchandise Disney's hocked.

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Have you seen the pictures of the new Lego Death Star? I think that one tops it

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I mean this was kinda clever...

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Barely

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Here's a picture I took a few years back:

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...Mandaloilet paper?

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Certainly not the dumbest thing Lucas licensed.

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The Jar Jar binks tongue lollipop is not just one of the worst pieces of merch, but conceptually one of the worst things ever sold for real, actual currency

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i have been cursed to witness the youtube woman who melts jolly ranchers to make new tongues for those things

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Do you think god stays in his heavens because he, too, is ashamed of what his creations have wrought?

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