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getadogupya
#1 https://imgur.com/i/3qdkSVO.jpg
ColleenMarie
#3 math is red. English is blue. Science is green.
Evenmoreuselessname
#6 looked up that account, and oof, the smug sense of superiority. That person definitely dwells in their parent's basement, living on a diet of Cheetos and Monster while wondering why all their keyboards fail so quickly coated in a rime of Cheeto dust and spooge. Gender neutral pronoun used just because I know it would trigger them.
EmperorCartagia
#3 Math is Red, English is Black, Science is Green, History is Brown, and Electives are Blue!
IndigoThursday
#3 maths is blue, biology is green
brambleheart
#17 In Colorado, and I suspect most states, you can return a lost library book to any library in the same system and it will be returned to the home library.
MungChomper69420
#2 can someone draw a picture of this?
MobiusPrime
So not exactly true. Birds of the type we call turkey among many other birds were traded along a route that originated in Turkey (the country) ending up in all the birds along this route being referred to as Turkish birds. It stuck with the big one they traded the most and it became known as the Turkey
BishlamekGurpgork
#25 When I was like, 14, I asked why there wasn't a basic IQ test to be nominated for President, and I was told such tests can be biased.
Grown up now, I feel that any minority who could successfully win a vote has already defeated many biased tests, and the potential loss of diversity in culture is worth it, to ensure we lose 'diversity' in intellect.
CarpeMofo
#42 It may seem like a joke, but this is fucked up! What kind of sick, sadistic fuck doesn't eat the skin on rotisserie chicken?
Wishbone1977
#28 Noone breaks down that pesky fourth wall like Gaston! There, now it fits the song.
ChazzK
#9 Do you think he realizes he just implicitly stated Der Fuhrer authentically sounds like a crazy person? Or is being a public kiss-ass just the latest thing he's failed at?
egoAristippos
#2 Turkey 🇹🇷, innit?
MrSatisify
#7
TheUnnamedPoet
#37 - I love to do this with my cat. When she's in the bedroom window sleeping, there are few things more relaxing than just laying down on the bed and rest my hand against her. Within minutes I'm also napping. It's a wonderful feeling
Howlingowl
#6 Right, you can tell the show is based on Islam and not Christianity because all the women are dressed like Quakers….. wait a minute….
tomzombie
#3 seriously
Pixiecrap
#36 wait, so pasta blocks God's sight like lead blocks Superman's x-ray vision? This new insight brings so many opportunities...
Skeevethegreat
#15 surprised he's not focusing on all the little kids in the background
keyserv
Kevin Sorbo is a fucking idiotr
Jackpot7777777
#33 I used to think the ones where the woman was 7 years older than the man was just a preference. Then I remembered it was the early 1900s, Agnes probably got pregnant by her married lover so THAT was going nowhere, and young Thaddeus was nineteen and dumb enough to fall for her giving birth to a full sized baby just seven months after their sex (and five months after their wedding).
iMcFly
#41
Shaodyn
#15 Does he not realize how insane it is to throw aside something you've liked all your life because it did one thing you disagree with? Wait, this is Kevin Sorbo. Of course not. That would require a brain.
numlocks
He's dumb as fuck too. Male cheerleaders are jacked as fuck and hot cheerleader girlfriends who are also ripped.
squirrelgirl86
I'm not saying I disagree with you but I imagine right wingers would have the same reaction to abandoning Harry Potter because of JK's opinions.
LincLoud
#5 exactly
theInfinitelyProlonged
#1
gormlessspacemonster
#14 isn’t this an episode of Seinfeld?
ubnty
#3 https://youtu.be/Iz56prGBiS8
Makaveli616
#25 This is because when Ol' Ben got hit by that "lightning" it was actually Michael J. Fox, who stole the DeLorian from the studio and tried to get a knowledge and cognitive test into the constitution for the chance to be president. But they all thought he was huffing grain alcohol again
(I am Canadian, and not sure if any of this is factual, /S, just in case.)
0ccurances
#3 math and science need to swap. Math is red, science is green.
turbothetinyturtle
Math is yellow because I hate yellow and math!
kymidd
Math is for sure red
LankyBootyGriswald
This is the correct answer.
thefinpope
Science is yellow. Math is red and science is math's cousin so it needs another warm color.
Rhynn
Math is red, history is yellow, english and science are BOTH blue but having two blue notebooks would be confusing so science can be green. English can't be green though.
CrimeThinker
I mean obviously math is blue and science is green, but between english and history, the latter should be red. Of course, these classes probably tend to go in a certain order throughout the day so the colors have probably just been arranged chronologically instead of by subject.
PieSpie
correct. also history is blue or black and english is yellow
Merinther
Surely whichever one has plants in it has to be green. Depending on education level, that can be science, biology, or floristics. And then history is yellow (or beige, where available) because of old books. Maths is logically red, because it's the scariest subject, but should maybe be blue to keep you from panicking.
Keenwa
Math is black.
squirrelgirl86
Weird question for everyone debating colors... how old are you all? I'm 38. I don't remember ever having separate notebooks for classes like this. When I was older I had a binder for all. And we still wrapped our text books in brown paper if at all - I often see this debate about the reusable elastic book covers. So I just don't have color for subject associations at all.
DrGreenskies
I'm 50, and I had a binder than contained the folders and those colors are as follows: green is science, blue is math, red is history, and yellow is language arts. And I used paper bags to wrap my books.
ImNotStalkingYouBTWYoureOutOfMilk
maths is green, English is big green
homoerection
Geography is green. Math is black.
iMcFly
I’m confused by the outrage of the original image and some of the other comments here. Maths to me was always green, but I’m also British so I think there’s a clear cultural distinction between us and North America, just as there is with how we use “Maths” and the US use “Math” as the subject name.
Evenmoreuselessname
Not British, math was always green for me?
DoctorWookie
Same. It's cool and comforting to me, though. History is yellow: a warning. English is red, because fuck English, red hurts. Science is blue because math is green and science is akin to math.
I wonder if there's a psychology paper hidden in there somewhere.
MagicBandAid
Weird. I'm Canadian, and to me, math is blue, science is green, English is yellow, and history is red. The closer it is to a pure science, the "colder" the colour. The further away, the "warmer" the colour.
hoefty
Math is blue, history is green, science is red, English is yellow. I will not be accepting criticisms.
BarbersDaughter
Agreed!!
BarbersDaughter
Ugh, agree! Frickin phone
WhoIsFlabbergasted
Wrong. Science is green, english and history are interchangeable as red and yellow. But i prefer history as yellow
buttbuttbutt9
Incorrect. There are no interchangeables. History is red because it just be like that. And then yellow is English because it’s the last one left
Bunnies007
No, no, no. Science is blue - cold and clean. English is green - fecund and creative. Math is red - the color of order. History is yellow - interesting, welcoming and can be fun. That is all. As you were.
Denvercoder09
Hufflepuffs nodding as Ravenclaws look on coldly.
Etherealvalentine
I agree with you 100%
buttbuttbutt9
No, no, no, no. Science is green because life, (maybe if specifically chemistry, then it could be yellow) blue is just so Math it’s crazy. Red is history because history’s just red as hell, and English is yellow because it’s the last one
ThatQuietlySmirking
No, no, no. Math is yellow, because pee is yellow.
Astral134
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlbTR3a2FwcDVscHEycXV4N3E3ZTluanFzcGtybjNiMDhrZzZyaDNkMiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/LSKVmdIwZFeNEBKBxZ/giphy.mp4