toves

957 pts · December 20, 2015


Shit. I fly into this airport all the time. It would be terrible if people gave other people ideas for hilarious take-downs of the pedotus to write hither and yon.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oooh. Solid hot take.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Vincent van Meow, Frieda Katlo, Grandma Meowses, Mary Catssatt, Meowrina Abramović, Picatsso,

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This reference is lost on me, and I'm too lazy to google it. But I am regretting using the word "ruthless." I think pedophile prob covers it. As opposed to all those more thoughtful pedos.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Principal is your "pal." Grammar checks out.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your comment was good! I just wanted to put another spin on it.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is this not Donald J. Dump?

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Posted without comment accidentally. He's a walking atrocity but maybe this isn't real? #POOTUSgate.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"Just be fucking nice!!!" T-shirt worthy.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If Maria is pronounced Maria, why is Mario pronounced Mario.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

whoa.

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Rescued a couple of dogs.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well, I don't know anything about you, but you can write.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

had me at DildoEater69

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's my energizing song.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Love these, but border collies are used for herding rather than protection.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Stealing chairs from a bank seems like a missed opportunity.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Queer here. Thanks, y'all! Your support is appreciated. Happy Pride, everyone!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No. This dog is all the way pure and doesn't understand why new friends aren't friendly. "Hello, good morning. Hello, good morning."

1 year ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

Shut off the water, please.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

no

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and buy the merch!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My heart is full.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awwwwww. Little honeys.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This piece of shit is my rep. His mailbox is full, so you know he's getting a LOT of hate voicemail. Dems are bombarding his town halls, and he's delusional if he thinks he's going to become NY's gov. He won a purple district. This nazi dumbass isn't going beyond the district.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0