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Feb 3, 2026 3:15 PM
WolvesAreTheBestPeople
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bripi
Okay, I've been away for a few days. DID THIS ACTUALLY HAPPEN or is this more "hoping for goddamn" bullshit. Is there video? What the fuck!
SocoFox
It's not just the little fart, either. I swear I can hear the rumble of an entire mudflow. Jesus.
EdinCOS
Per Snopes, no proof it happened. I think it would be tough to prove unless someone on his staff squealed or a witness in the room spoke up.
Citation: https://www.snopes.com/news/2026/02/02/trump-poop-executive-order/
rubypilgrim
idk guys, I watched the whole thing multiple times, they were already wrapping up when this moment comes, and I didn't hear a thing. I only hear it in these edited cuts. They rushed the press out like they always do. Not defending this monster, just, idk, facts matter, which is how we know he's a monster.
Otomasoteraph
It's a regular occurrence so, nothing new, businness as usual
Subsound
When did it happen before?
GuyleDoucheFieldReporter
34 seconds in. Turn the volume up.
StarscreamAndHutch
It was all over the indie media the past couple days. President PooPoo Pants had a Code Brown right in front of everyone and WetWipes wasnt around to take care of him.
Kittenman15
Ad hominem attacks here ... but the bastard does deserve it...
n0gal
https://imgur.com/iOuYaxS.gif
spontaneous9
Stench permeation cloud in 3 - 2 - 1
INeverReadTheTOS
How am I only just now learning about this?
RalphH
Because the rich own the media.
WolvesAreTheBestPeople
The Nazis told the MSM not to report it.
toves
https://www.snopes.com/news/2026/02/02/trump-poop-executive-order/
toves
Posted without comment accidentally. He's a walking atrocity but maybe this isn't real? #POOTUSgate.
OwlFarm
Yeah so he had a tent stake kicked up his ass after raping a 13 year old boy and that's why he shits himself. Donald Trump is a pedophile.
WarlockSniper
Now I need to know more.
Because I want to troll MAGA with this and need ammunition.
keysdeb
Go listen to Sasha Riley's story for more info
kousaroe
I Googled her name and found a few people called Sasha riley. Which one are you talking about?
just4thelolz
I'm not even gonna fact-check this. It is canon now.
Sebastopol140
Ladies and gents: the POOTUS!
alcamar
There's a (number of) reason(s) that he's always sitting in the Oval Office. I'm surprised they haven't converted the chair to something akin to the chair toilet in Idiocracy
OneMoreLime
Imagine if Biden...
lightfoot2
Difference is this is expected and perfectly normal for Trump
CyrilConnolly
'Sir, a second shart hit the trousers'.
CrisprCAS
It was a DEFCON POO. A Code Brown. A splatter of national security.
stiklikegiant
LMFAO!!!! Take your upvote!
georgejimmydoodle
Splatter of national security. Dear sir and/or madam, you have won the internet today.
earthtokelly127001
And let’s not forget….he shit out a new Maga mascot. Poopsie.
CallMeMcGyver
Someone posted a video of that, but I couldn't hear the event... that press conference did really end abruptly... But that's the guy they chose, that rotting hollow pedophile goblin who shits his pants on camera... that's their "strongman" the guy who whines and cries about how nobody is fair to him and backs down like a coward the moment anyone stands up to him. He's the embodiment of the conservative masses... hot rotting garbage.
Heroasteral
Don't you dare besmirch the goblins this way
spontaneous9
taez555
The look on her face the second he shits himself. :-)
TheWeebleWobler
wait this is real? I thought it was just another ai fantasy.
MadamPuddifoot
This is hysterical.
Imademyselfsquirtle
You can see on her face the moment Trump shits himself she is trying to not burst out laughing and say something.
kousaroe
Her face as the smell hits her is priceless
bladderinfection
*fart*
“We’re going proactive on these new chemicals.”
“I’m hearing fantastic things.”
These are lines I would include if I were writing a comedy.
KillingTlme
He definitely was proactive on that new chemical
kimwimgoddess
Her hand starts shaking.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
"New kinds of opiods" "we're going proactive on these chemicals" They're talking about drugs the same way they should have been talking about COVID-19.
Munchman347
'Hey Oz, pull my finger... Oops!'... 'Code Brown, Code Brown! Everyone out, open the windows!'... 💩🫢💩🫢💩🫢
FelonyRaptor
I think I got some pretty good and telling looks down with this screen cap? Even RFK is rolling his eyes like "not again with this shit."
TheWeebleWobler
No no it was reminding him of his summer youth swimming in shits creak.
FelonyRaptor
Is that's where his healthy complexion is from?
TheAnswerIsViolence
And not a single journalist heard it and wanted to yell out "Did you just shit yourself, you decomposing sack of shit?"
I wouldn't have been a good journalist.
ATLandNerdy
If I were a journalist in the WH press pool, I'd choose my moment, and go with "What the fuck is wrong with you?" I bet I could milk a go-fund-me to keep myself afloat till the next administration (or collapse of America, both seem as likely).
georgejimmydoodle
You would have been the best journalist EVER.
LeroyJS
You would have probably been a better journalist than most of the people in that room.
hendawg2020
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NjQ3MHBleW5ncWVndnpjaW1ndmw4bHdsbjFhZXhpd2gxNXR6dHp1NCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l3vR2JQvWhFiLLVWo/200w.webp
taez555
Does he still allow journalists in the room? I thought it was just fox news, newsmax, etc... influencer types.
TheAnswerIsViolence
If that's true idk why they rushed everyone out. That would have been their favorite fragrance. Probably started drooling like Pavlovs dog.
akafluffy
Yeah, but reporting on things isn't part of their job, just propaganda.
SwampApe75
Moriarte
I've listened to this 3 times now and can't hear it. at what point does he shit himself? She doesn't seem to react in any way.
textilelover
No one else seems to react other than her rubbing her nose. The nose rubbing is def suspicious, but no one else reacts at all that I can tell.
Necrothean
RFK's micro-expressions are actually macro-expressions they're so easy to read. It smelled, regardless of it was a fart or he actually sh!t himself. The two people closest reacted.
taez555
3 seconds in, as soon as he says the word "faster". It's more of a high pitched squeak than deep guttural dook.
Moriarte
I mean...that's just a fart. I'm all for hating on the man for being "SHitler" but I'd prefer to do it with facts. How do we know he soiled his pants?
Necrothean
The woman behind him places her hand to her nose very visibly. The press is rushed out. Doesn't matter if he physically sh!t himself or farted bad enough to clear the room, but this was a presser HE insisted on that was ended in this manner. Either outcome was not what was planned and it showed in the full video.
meagain2021
We don't. But following the just a fart they evacuated the press. Soooo...
Moriarte
I guess i'd have to watch the full vid to see if it was cut short or if it was already finished.
IWasGoingToMakeEspresso
Given that he has a long documented history of shitting himself, it’s not a major stretch to assume that he did shit himself. Apparently, his personal body guard earned the nickname “wet wipes” from the Cemebrity Apprentice crew.
spontaneous9
kirmokum
this is actually a different time.
spontaneous9
Correct. Unless his tie is changing colors (which is unlikely).
Still hilarious, in a middle-school sort of way.
kirmokum
it's incredible we live in a time where it's possible to be confused about which video of the president of the united states shitting himself on camera is being referenced.
spontaneous9
Damn. Now I have to clean all this green tea off my screen & keyboard.
You fucking bastard!
DeadnCold
The video was so funny. Just a splurt sound and then everyone being pushed out of the room like sheep being herded out of a pen.
IgnisInvictus
Wait. That actually happened?
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
DeadnCold
at the 34 second mark you can hear a faint squirt noise.
IgnisInvictus
I'm not hearing the squirt sound, but they did herd everyone out really quick.
MadamPuddifoot
Listen carefully when the dude says "opioids".
DeadnCold
I was a second off, it's closer to 33. Listen when the guy says ' Chemists are coming out with new opioids faster (faint squirt) than the government'
capsai
It's at 4 seconds on the clip from this thread. 33/34 on the youtube clip.
DeadnCold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_6kGluvINg&t=3s
JUNK13B01
i hear it at 0:34 in this video
dank69
Comments on that video are gold.
Kunkoh
Some great things happening. Really great things I hear…
Can’t make this shit up.
phylax1
Wasn´t there a prediction, about four months ago, that he had roughly four more months to live...which means that February is the point in time where this might become true?
someguy7734206
It's best not to pay attention to such predictions unless you can provide a reputable source.
WhatTheFrench
There have been predictions of his impending death at various points and timelines for the last ten years….
akafluffy
The human body works at its own speed, my wife was given one year to live in 2022, and we're still barely making it through.