26543 pts · June 9, 2013
Where do I sign up to pet a murder kitty?
Can anyone help me out on a downside?
Needs more David Attenborough.
Do you have to apply it directly?
Not my favorite. It was out of place here. This was a tribute to George, and all of the talent on that stage let George's music shine. Prince made himself shine. Pas bon.
May she live forever in your memories.
My son used to roll.
Coach: How's life treating ya, Norm: Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper.
Thanks, I hate it.
My new son-in-law experienced his first crawfish boil: https://thelostogle.com/2025/04/24/born-on-a-bayou-trying-fresh-crawfish-one-claw-at-a-time
When you lie on your résumé and still get the job.
Does he use his balls as a weight belt?
Looks like something H R Giger designed.
My new girlfriend told me very seriously that Valentine's Day is very important to her. I'm so excited! I can't wait to see what she has planned!
Everything reminds me of her.
Don’t leave me hanging, Bro.
I didn’t know titties could eat fruit much less go out.
Cajun here: use everything but the squeal.
Instructions unclear. Ice cubes are now yellow ochre.
I'm sure there's a body under all of that.
In space no one wants to hear you scream.
My muse.
My Mom told me she would watch the Rockettes when she was a little girl. I looked at them on TV and thought to myself how good they looked for being so old.
My cousin and I were camping one night when he punched me in the head. So I slapped him. He said he was sleeping. When we looked out of the tent flap there was a herd of wild boar rooting around. Scared the crap out of both of us, but they left us alone.
Oops
On the farm we used a product called Zima dip for our sheep. So when they introduced a drink branded Zima I refused to even touch the bottle. I could smell the old Zima dip, and I imagined what that near beer tasted like.
I've been to the top in that little vehicle that resembles an oversized clothes dryer.
My Dad and three of his buddies were coming back from the racetrack when a rear tire flew off of his car at a stop light. He looked at the guys and said "I guess one of you is a praying man since it waited till we stopped."
Where do I sign up to pet a murder kitty?
Can anyone help me out on a downside?
Needs more David Attenborough.
Do you have to apply it directly?
Not my favorite. It was out of place here. This was a tribute to George, and all of the talent on that stage let George's music shine. Prince made himself shine. Pas bon.
May she live forever in your memories.
My son used to roll.
Coach: How's life treating ya, Norm: Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper.
Thanks, I hate it.
My new son-in-law experienced his first crawfish boil: https://thelostogle.com/2025/04/24/born-on-a-bayou-trying-fresh-crawfish-one-claw-at-a-time
When you lie on your résumé and still get the job.
Does he use his balls as a weight belt?
Looks like something H R Giger designed.
My new girlfriend told me very seriously that Valentine's Day is very important to her. I'm so excited! I can't wait to see what she has planned!
Everything reminds me of her.
Don’t leave me hanging, Bro.
I didn’t know titties could eat fruit much less go out.
Cajun here: use everything but the squeal.
Instructions unclear. Ice cubes are now yellow ochre.
I'm sure there's a body under all of that.
In space no one wants to hear you scream.
My muse.
My Mom told me she would watch the Rockettes when she was a little girl. I looked at them on TV and thought to myself how good they looked for being so old.
My cousin and I were camping one night when he punched me in the head. So I slapped him. He said he was sleeping. When we looked out of the tent flap there was a herd of wild boar rooting around. Scared the crap out of both of us, but they left us alone.
Oops
On the farm we used a product called Zima dip for our sheep. So when they introduced a drink branded Zima I refused to even touch the bottle. I could smell the old Zima dip, and I imagined what that near beer tasted like.
I've been to the top in that little vehicle that resembles an oversized clothes dryer.
My Dad and three of his buddies were coming back from the racetrack when a rear tire flew off of his car at a stop light. He looked at the guys and said "I guess one of you is a praying man since it waited till we stopped."